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- Sat Jul 24, 2004 10:15 pm
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THE FINAL SHOW
1. Wayne Wonder - No Letting Go, 2. Shapeshifters - Lola's Theme, 3. D12 - How Come, 4. Franz Ferdinand - Michael, 5. Usher - Burn, 6. Liberty X - Just A Little, 7. Maroon 5 - This Love 1:30 NEWSBEAT 8. Jamelia - See It In A Boy's Eyes, 9. Feeder - Forget About Tomorrow, 10. Stellar Project feat Brandi Emma - Get Up Stand Up, 11. J Kwon - Tipsy, 12. 3 Of A Kind - Baby Cakes, 13. Kanye West feat Syleena Johnson - All Falls Down, 14. Snow Patrol - Spitting Games, 15. Basement Jaxx feat Lisa Kekaula - Good Luck, 16. The 411 - Dumb, 17. Starship - Nothing's Gonna Stop Us Now (Sporting Number One), 18. The Hives - Walk Idiot Walk, 19. Pink feat William Orbit - Feel Good Time, 20. Nina Sky feat Jabba - Move Ya Body 2:30 NEWSBEAT 21. Jay-Z - Girls Girls Girls, 22. The Streets - Dry Your Eyes, 23. Avril Lavigne - My Happy Ending, 24. Blink 182 - I Miss You, 25. Natasha Bedingfield - These Words
So this was it then - the last show of Chappers and Dave’s summer stint on Radio One. I think I speak for everyone who has heard them over the last eleven weeks when I say that they have been great. A bit of a revelation if truth be told. I mean I obviously liked them both individually beforehand but have to admit I wasn’t expecting great things from them as a pair following last Boxing Day’s debacle of a broadcast. Thankfully this summers shows were better planned and a million times slicker, and for that all the credit goes to Mr Chapman for learning how to drive the desk. It also seems that today’s show won’t be the last we hear from them together (good news), as Dave continually referred to the show as being “the final episode in the series”, hence revealing they are to re appear in the schedules at some point (presumably next year). One of the many highlights over the last eleven weeks has been the boys weekly chat with Vernon Kay just before the end of his lunchtime slot. Today though there was no chat, as instead Vernon opted to “big them up” by reading out a load of text messages wishing them all the best. Dave thought today’s show would be a mournful occasion for the nations, although he hadn’t convinced Chappers and Producer Neil sufficiently. Chappers began by looking back to last weekend in Norwich, which he said was certainly a weekend neither him or Dave will ever forget. The last time they spoke to us was of course just before they were about to take part in five a side footy tournament at Earlham Sports Park. I say “they”, but remember Dave was <s>pretending to be ill</s> forbidden from playing on account of his acute (or indeed) severe conjunctivitis *cough*. Miraculously that’s all cleared up now btw. Chappers said he didn’t have great hopes for the Radio One mens side when Dr Mark Hamilton tried to do keepy uppies in the warm up beforehand and managed to land the ball on the head of some five year old who was asking someone for an autograph nearby. However, Dr Mark did turn out to be a bit of a star up front as the Radio One team won a couple of games, reached the semi finals and then lost out to the eventual champions. The Radio One Girls team actually got as far as the final, although granted on the basis that there were only 3 teams there and they got a bye that far. Oh and they lost the final 13-1...
Chappers - and you haven’t lived until you’ve seen Newsbeat’s Georgina Bowman in goal (laughs)
Dave - She was very very special indeed...(laughs)...I’ve never seen anyone go down so slowly..(interrupts himself)...er sorry
(Producer Neil and Mark laugh)
Chappers (saving the day) - In goalkeeping terms..
Dave - Yes in goalkeeping terms she was very very slow to hit the floor if you know what I mean
(Chappers laughs)
(hmm....I’m thinking the fact she’s sitting behind the line may explain the 13-1 scoreline)
YOU’RE ON CHAPPERS AND DAVE:
If you have heard each and every show of the eleven like moi then you’ll no doubt have noticed that the original plan to have a guest on every week petered out badly. Today there was no big sporting guest again, so Mark and Dave decided to essentially pad out the first hour with their new feature “You’re on Chappers and Dave”, which bared a significant resemblance to last years “Monday Surgery” on the afternoon show with Moyles. Basically they just opened up the phones and texts on absolutely anything (not even sporting related)...a clear sign they were stuck for ideas. It worked quite well though as the subjects discussed ranged from boob jobs to bathtubs. The theme of underwear seemed to dominate proceedings, although Chappers was keen to clarify that it wasn’t necessarily a thong based feature.
YOU’RE ON CHAPPERS AND DAVE : DISCUSSION POINTS:>>>>
Q. Lacy or normal thongs?
A. Dave said normal as lacy ones remind him of stuff on his grans cake stand. Erotic eh?
Q. TV tonight or Starsky & Hutch down the cinema?
A. Starsky & Hutch down the cinema for Chappers
Q. Engagement ring or Manchester United season ticket?
A. Engagement ring for Dave and obviously the season ticket for Chappers
Q. What do you think of thongs showing above jeans?
A. Dave wasn’t really into them when they first started happening, but has warmed to the idea now. Chappers never had a problem with it in the first place..
Q. What are your views on stockings and suspenders? A good buy for my bird or shall I just get a bunch of Playstation games instead?
A. Dave said Playstation games definitely as he always finds buying lingerie embarrassing and doesn't feel comfortable in those kind of departments.
Q. How do I get into the bath with sunburnt legs?
A. Dave said the way forward is to fill the bath with lukewarm or indeed cool water, get in, then top it up with hotter water until it's up to a temperature you can sustain. Borderline medical advice I think..
Q. Smooth or Crunchy Peanuts?
A. Chappers said definitely crunchy
Q. What is the acceptable length of time to wear new jeans without washing them?
A. They agreed about a month
Q. What do you do to entertain three bored kids in the car while stuck in traffic on the A1?
A. Dave said play hangman or eye spy or snooker with cars or summat. Next...
Q. BMW or boob job?
A. Dave said a tough one as 3 a grand a pair is normally market value for a boob job and that’s only gonna get you a second hand Beaver and quite an old one at that. Dave explained to Chappers how boob jobs are 2 grand each breast and if you get them both done at the same time it’s a special offer. Like two for the price of one, the idea of which for a boob job had Chappers in stitches.
BACK TO THE EIGHTIES AND THE HAMMERETTES DROP BY:
Today’s Sporting Number One was a little special, as somehow it was the sporting memory that got the most amount of requests over the eleven weeks the show was on the air (that must have been rigged). Chappers saw it only fitting therefore that it was the final Sporting Number One on the show...and I’m talking about Coventry beating Spurs 3-2 in the 1987 FA Cup Final at Wembley (naturally). Hung over Coventry fan Elaine was on to reminisce, and Dave was loving her selection. Purely because everyone knows 1987 was a shocking year for music. Nothing's Gonna Stop Us Now by Starship then, number one back in April 1987...incidentally when I was born. Ah Starship, the music of my youth.
(song fades out and mics go on)
(Dave laughs) Chappers - This is Radio One
Dave - Yes you haven’t gone mad, it really still is us here. 97-99 FM Radio One
**(Chappers starts Walk Idiot Walk by The Hives)
Dave - and now some modern music!
(Chappers and Neil laugh)
Dave - This of course is The Hives, Walk Idiot Walk
Chappers - You sure you don’t want Starship again?
Dave - Do y’know, I don’t think it’s aged well that record
Chappers (sarcastically) - Do you not?
Dave - No I really don’t. I preferred “We Built This City” anyway, I thought that was their finer moment
Chappers - Well maybe we’ll play some Van Halen after half 2
Dave - That’d be better
(hits Hives vocal)**
The Van Halen Best Of album is out on Monday actually. Dave said he already has an advanced copy...god I’m jealous. Just ahead of the final 3 And In, Mark said he had to admit that he didn’t think it would run for the whole of the time they were on in the summer. It’s creator Dave said he always felt that it had legs, and added that bar a few bumpy moments it’s been a huge success. Spurs fans Mark and John battled it out today for VIP tickets to their opening 2004/2005 Barclays Premiership match against Liverpool on August 14th at White Hart Lane, plus a money can’t buy tour of Match Of The Day ahead of it’s big return next season. John came out on top in the “general knowledge joust”, with Chappers and Dave both wishing Spurs luck against Liverpool...not that they are biased in any way of course *cough*.
With it being the final show, Producer Neil had arranged a special guest/guests to come into the studio, which Dave said slightly concerned him somewhat. He didn’t like the secrecy of it all. Mischievous Neil smuggled the guests into the Live Lounge prior to 2:30 and then made Chappers and Dave close their eyes as they came into the studio. Incorrect guest guesses on the text included Keith Chegwin, Vanessa Feltz, Rusty Lee, Lorraine Kelly, Bernard Cribbins, Aerosmith, Scott Mills, Alan Hansen, B*Witched, Cannon & Ball, Chris Moyles and Frank Bough and the Rochdale working mans mining club choir of 1967. Damn it, I had a fiver on it being them. In fact though, it was actually Julia, Sarah, Amy and Curly Sam from the West Ham cheerleading squad The Hammerettes! (Neil supports West Ham y’see).
(Julia, Sarah, Amy and Curly Sam from The Hammerettes)
They chatted briefly to the boys although to be brutally honest no one was interested in hearing them talk. After Julia quickly explained how their pre match dancing routine churned the pitch up too much and how being a cheerleader wasn’t a hard life, flexible Amy got down to business and showed Chappers and Dave a couple of her moves - including the foot behind the head motion. Dave attempted to recreate it himself but failed miserably (as you may have expected). Chappers said Dave struggled to lift his foot above his hip, let alone his head. With Mark and Dave being United and Everton fans, The Hammerettes recited a little rhyme for them:
”Next season West Ham will be going up, but we still might join you two in the FA Cup,
You’ve still got the day jobs, don’t sign on the dole,
So it’s bye from Chappers and Dave and hello JK and Joel!!”
AT LONG LAST....JK AND JOEL ARRIVE AT RADIO ONE!!!
It’s a fairly natural assumption that most of you couldn’t care less what I think, but this is my page so (with the greatest respect) f*ck you. For the next paragraph I am therefore gonna basically tell you how great JK and Joel are, as you’ve probably never heard of them before. They will be starting on Radio One next Saturday @ 1pm and you don’t want to miss it. Before Moyles began on brekkie I listened to their breakfast show on my local station Key 103 (in Manchester) for 3 years. For two and a half of those they have been interesting Radio One, and now they have joined at long last. A lot of people up here obviously accuse them of being traitors by moving to London, but seen as though they are miles too good for Key I’m glad they have gone to Radio One. They’ll be on a weekday gig this time next year mark my words. For the rest of it I’ll just leave it up to JK and Joel to introduce themselves. Their introductory video is here and their new Radio One ONLINE pages here.
Chappers and Dave wished them all the best...
Dave - JK and Joel here next week from one o’clock, Saturdays and Sundays. Top lads, it’ll be a great show...
Chappers - Yeah, I used to hear them on tinpot radio in Manchester and they are fantastic, and let’s face it they haven’t got a hard act to follow..
Dave - No tis true
Chappers - Good luck lads
(hits Natasha Bedingfield vocal)
FINAL NEWS TEASERS:>>>>
1. Which Radio One presenter got all precious about giving an autograph in Norwich because the picture he was signing wasn’t of him?
A. Doctor Mark Hamilton
2. Which Radio One Doctor during dinner with Chappers and Dave last week tried to explain to them the intimate intricacies of a Prince Albert using a spare rib and a satay skewer?
A. Doctor Mark Hamilton again
<A HREF="http://pod-135.dolphin-server.co.uk/~chris/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?p=144347#144347">> Chappers and Dave’s Last Show - Saturday 24th July 2004 - Discuss It Here! <</A>
THE FINAL SHOW
1. Wayne Wonder - No Letting Go, 2. Shapeshifters - Lola's Theme, 3. D12 - How Come, 4. Franz Ferdinand - Michael, 5. Usher - Burn, 6. Liberty X - Just A Little, 7. Maroon 5 - This Love 1:30 NEWSBEAT 8. Jamelia - See It In A Boy's Eyes, 9. Feeder - Forget About Tomorrow, 10. Stellar Project feat Brandi Emma - Get Up Stand Up, 11. J Kwon - Tipsy, 12. 3 Of A Kind - Baby Cakes, 13. Kanye West feat Syleena Johnson - All Falls Down, 14. Snow Patrol - Spitting Games, 15. Basement Jaxx feat Lisa Kekaula - Good Luck, 16. The 411 - Dumb, 17. Starship - Nothing's Gonna Stop Us Now (Sporting Number One), 18. The Hives - Walk Idiot Walk, 19. Pink feat William Orbit - Feel Good Time, 20. Nina Sky feat Jabba - Move Ya Body 2:30 NEWSBEAT 21. Jay-Z - Girls Girls Girls, 22. The Streets - Dry Your Eyes, 23. Avril Lavigne - My Happy Ending, 24. Blink 182 - I Miss You, 25. Natasha Bedingfield - These Words
So this was it then - the last show of Chappers and Dave’s summer stint on Radio One. I think I speak for everyone who has heard them over the last eleven weeks when I say that they have been great. A bit of a revelation if truth be told. I mean I obviously liked them both individually beforehand but have to admit I wasn’t expecting great things from them as a pair following last Boxing Day’s debacle of a broadcast. Thankfully this summers shows were better planned and a million times slicker, and for that all the credit goes to Mr Chapman for learning how to drive the desk. It also seems that today’s show won’t be the last we hear from them together (good news), as Dave continually referred to the show as being “the final episode in the series”, hence revealing they are to re appear in the schedules at some point (presumably next year). One of the many highlights over the last eleven weeks has been the boys weekly chat with Vernon Kay just before the end of his lunchtime slot. Today though there was no chat, as instead Vernon opted to “big them up” by reading out a load of text messages wishing them all the best. Dave thought today’s show would be a mournful occasion for the nations, although he hadn’t convinced Chappers and Producer Neil sufficiently. Chappers began by looking back to last weekend in Norwich, which he said was certainly a weekend neither him or Dave will ever forget. The last time they spoke to us was of course just before they were about to take part in five a side footy tournament at Earlham Sports Park. I say “they”, but remember Dave was <s>pretending to be ill</s> forbidden from playing on account of his acute (or indeed) severe conjunctivitis *cough*. Miraculously that’s all cleared up now btw. Chappers said he didn’t have great hopes for the Radio One mens side when Dr Mark Hamilton tried to do keepy uppies in the warm up beforehand and managed to land the ball on the head of some five year old who was asking someone for an autograph nearby. However, Dr Mark did turn out to be a bit of a star up front as the Radio One team won a couple of games, reached the semi finals and then lost out to the eventual champions. The Radio One Girls team actually got as far as the final, although granted on the basis that there were only 3 teams there and they got a bye that far. Oh and they lost the final 13-1...
Chappers - and you haven’t lived until you’ve seen Newsbeat’s Georgina Bowman in goal (laughs)
Dave - She was very very special indeed...(laughs)...I’ve never seen anyone go down so slowly..(interrupts himself)...er sorry
(Producer Neil and Mark laugh)
Chappers (saving the day) - In goalkeeping terms..
Dave - Yes in goalkeeping terms she was very very slow to hit the floor if you know what I mean
(Chappers laughs)
(hmm....I’m thinking the fact she’s sitting behind the line may explain the 13-1 scoreline)
YOU’RE ON CHAPPERS AND DAVE:
If you have heard each and every show of the eleven like moi then you’ll no doubt have noticed that the original plan to have a guest on every week petered out badly. Today there was no big sporting guest again, so Mark and Dave decided to essentially pad out the first hour with their new feature “You’re on Chappers and Dave”, which bared a significant resemblance to last years “Monday Surgery” on the afternoon show with Moyles. Basically they just opened up the phones and texts on absolutely anything (not even sporting related)...a clear sign they were stuck for ideas. It worked quite well though as the subjects discussed ranged from boob jobs to bathtubs. The theme of underwear seemed to dominate proceedings, although Chappers was keen to clarify that it wasn’t necessarily a thong based feature.
YOU’RE ON CHAPPERS AND DAVE : DISCUSSION POINTS:>>>>
Q. Lacy or normal thongs?
A. Dave said normal as lacy ones remind him of stuff on his grans cake stand. Erotic eh?
Q. TV tonight or Starsky & Hutch down the cinema?
A. Starsky & Hutch down the cinema for Chappers
Q. Engagement ring or Manchester United season ticket?
A. Engagement ring for Dave and obviously the season ticket for Chappers
Q. What do you think of thongs showing above jeans?
A. Dave wasn’t really into them when they first started happening, but has warmed to the idea now. Chappers never had a problem with it in the first place..
Q. What are your views on stockings and suspenders? A good buy for my bird or shall I just get a bunch of Playstation games instead?
A. Dave said Playstation games definitely as he always finds buying lingerie embarrassing and doesn't feel comfortable in those kind of departments.
Q. How do I get into the bath with sunburnt legs?
A. Dave said the way forward is to fill the bath with lukewarm or indeed cool water, get in, then top it up with hotter water until it's up to a temperature you can sustain. Borderline medical advice I think..
Q. Smooth or Crunchy Peanuts?
A. Chappers said definitely crunchy
Q. What is the acceptable length of time to wear new jeans without washing them?
A. They agreed about a month
Q. What do you do to entertain three bored kids in the car while stuck in traffic on the A1?
A. Dave said play hangman or eye spy or snooker with cars or summat. Next...
Q. BMW or boob job?
A. Dave said a tough one as 3 a grand a pair is normally market value for a boob job and that’s only gonna get you a second hand Beaver and quite an old one at that. Dave explained to Chappers how boob jobs are 2 grand each breast and if you get them both done at the same time it’s a special offer. Like two for the price of one, the idea of which for a boob job had Chappers in stitches.
BACK TO THE EIGHTIES AND THE HAMMERETTES DROP BY:
Today’s Sporting Number One was a little special, as somehow it was the sporting memory that got the most amount of requests over the eleven weeks the show was on the air (that must have been rigged). Chappers saw it only fitting therefore that it was the final Sporting Number One on the show...and I’m talking about Coventry beating Spurs 3-2 in the 1987 FA Cup Final at Wembley (naturally). Hung over Coventry fan Elaine was on to reminisce, and Dave was loving her selection. Purely because everyone knows 1987 was a shocking year for music. Nothing's Gonna Stop Us Now by Starship then, number one back in April 1987...incidentally when I was born. Ah Starship, the music of my youth.
(song fades out and mics go on)
(Dave laughs) Chappers - This is Radio One
Dave - Yes you haven’t gone mad, it really still is us here. 97-99 FM Radio One
**(Chappers starts Walk Idiot Walk by The Hives)
Dave - and now some modern music!
(Chappers and Neil laugh)
Dave - This of course is The Hives, Walk Idiot Walk
Chappers - You sure you don’t want Starship again?
Dave - Do y’know, I don’t think it’s aged well that record
Chappers (sarcastically) - Do you not?
Dave - No I really don’t. I preferred “We Built This City” anyway, I thought that was their finer moment
Chappers - Well maybe we’ll play some Van Halen after half 2
Dave - That’d be better
(hits Hives vocal)**
The Van Halen Best Of album is out on Monday actually. Dave said he already has an advanced copy...god I’m jealous. Just ahead of the final 3 And In, Mark said he had to admit that he didn’t think it would run for the whole of the time they were on in the summer. It’s creator Dave said he always felt that it had legs, and added that bar a few bumpy moments it’s been a huge success. Spurs fans Mark and John battled it out today for VIP tickets to their opening 2004/2005 Barclays Premiership match against Liverpool on August 14th at White Hart Lane, plus a money can’t buy tour of Match Of The Day ahead of it’s big return next season. John came out on top in the “general knowledge joust”, with Chappers and Dave both wishing Spurs luck against Liverpool...not that they are biased in any way of course *cough*.
With it being the final show, Producer Neil had arranged a special guest/guests to come into the studio, which Dave said slightly concerned him somewhat. He didn’t like the secrecy of it all. Mischievous Neil smuggled the guests into the Live Lounge prior to 2:30 and then made Chappers and Dave close their eyes as they came into the studio. Incorrect guest guesses on the text included Keith Chegwin, Vanessa Feltz, Rusty Lee, Lorraine Kelly, Bernard Cribbins, Aerosmith, Scott Mills, Alan Hansen, B*Witched, Cannon & Ball, Chris Moyles and Frank Bough and the Rochdale working mans mining club choir of 1967. Damn it, I had a fiver on it being them. In fact though, it was actually Julia, Sarah, Amy and Curly Sam from the West Ham cheerleading squad The Hammerettes! (Neil supports West Ham y’see).
(Julia, Sarah, Amy and Curly Sam from The Hammerettes)
They chatted briefly to the boys although to be brutally honest no one was interested in hearing them talk. After Julia quickly explained how their pre match dancing routine churned the pitch up too much and how being a cheerleader wasn’t a hard life, flexible Amy got down to business and showed Chappers and Dave a couple of her moves - including the foot behind the head motion. Dave attempted to recreate it himself but failed miserably (as you may have expected). Chappers said Dave struggled to lift his foot above his hip, let alone his head. With Mark and Dave being United and Everton fans, The Hammerettes recited a little rhyme for them:
”Next season West Ham will be going up, but we still might join you two in the FA Cup,
You’ve still got the day jobs, don’t sign on the dole,
So it’s bye from Chappers and Dave and hello JK and Joel!!”
AT LONG LAST....JK AND JOEL ARRIVE AT RADIO ONE!!!
It’s a fairly natural assumption that most of you couldn’t care less what I think, but this is my page so (with the greatest respect) f*ck you. For the next paragraph I am therefore gonna basically tell you how great JK and Joel are, as you’ve probably never heard of them before. They will be starting on Radio One next Saturday @ 1pm and you don’t want to miss it. Before Moyles began on brekkie I listened to their breakfast show on my local station Key 103 (in Manchester) for 3 years. For two and a half of those they have been interesting Radio One, and now they have joined at long last. A lot of people up here obviously accuse them of being traitors by moving to London, but seen as though they are miles too good for Key I’m glad they have gone to Radio One. They’ll be on a weekday gig this time next year mark my words. For the rest of it I’ll just leave it up to JK and Joel to introduce themselves. Their introductory video is here and their new Radio One ONLINE pages here.
Chappers and Dave wished them all the best...
Dave - JK and Joel here next week from one o’clock, Saturdays and Sundays. Top lads, it’ll be a great show...
Chappers - Yeah, I used to hear them on tinpot radio in Manchester and they are fantastic, and let’s face it they haven’t got a hard act to follow..
Dave - No tis true
Chappers - Good luck lads
(hits Natasha Bedingfield vocal)
FINAL NEWS TEASERS:>>>>
1. Which Radio One presenter got all precious about giving an autograph in Norwich because the picture he was signing wasn’t of him?
A. Doctor Mark Hamilton
2. Which Radio One Doctor during dinner with Chappers and Dave last week tried to explain to them the intimate intricacies of a Prince Albert using a spare rib and a satay skewer?
A. Doctor Mark Hamilton again
<A HREF="http://pod-135.dolphin-server.co.uk/~chris/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?p=144347#144347">> Chappers and Dave’s Last Show - Saturday 24th July 2004 - Discuss It Here! <</A>
