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- Wed Aug 11, 2004 5:09 pm
#241987
1. Razorlight - Golden Touch 7:00 NEWSBEAT 2. 50 Cent - In Da Club, 3. The 411 - Dumb, 4. Maroon 5 - She Will Be Loved, 5. BUZZ OFF - James Brown - Living In America, 6. The Black Eyed Peas - Shut Up 7:30 NEWSBEAT 7. Scent - Up & Down, 8. Red Hot Chili Peppers - Fortune Faded, 9. Kanye West - Jesus Walks, 10. Marly - You Never Know 8:00 NEWSBEAT 11. Natasha Bedingfield - These Words, 12. Snow Patrol - Spitting Games, 13. Wyclef Jean feat The Rock - It Doesn’t Matter, 14. The Strokes - 12:51 8:30 NEWSBEAT 15. Shapeshifters - Lola's Theme, 16. Feeder - Just The Way I’m Feeling, 17. D12 - How Come, 18. MC Hammer - U Can't Touch This (Tedious Link), 19. Avril Lavigne - My Happy Ending, 20. The Music - Freedom Fighters, 21. Jamelia - See It In A Boy's Eyes 9:30 NEWSBEAT 22. Eve feat Gwen Stefani - Let Me Blow Ya Mind, 23. Franz Ferdinand - Michael, 24. Usher feat Ludacris - Yeah
Hello people and welcome to this radio show review...let’s rock. JK and Joel are now back from Ibiza and have been given the much coveted 4-7am Early Breakfast slot on Radio One for the next week and half. That’s right, Wes (who’s now gone on holiday) was covering for JK and Joel while they were still in Ibiza, JK and Joel are now covering for Nemone, and Nemone in turn is covering for Jo Whiley. Confused? Well try this one out for size - Jo Whiley’s in jail with Dave Pearce for drugs trafficking. No really she is*. I listened to the last 20 or so minutes of JK and Joel once I woke up this morning, and (this coming from a huge fan) it has to be said they didn’t sound too clever. Chris said thanks to Paul and Barry Chuckle nonetheless, adding that they needed to learn how to count...as he never starts a second early. Damn right mother hubbards.
Chris - Joel looks like he’s hanging this morning..
Dave - Does he?
Chris - Yeah
Dave - I’ve seen him look worse
Chris - Have you?
Dave - Oh no, you weren’t at the Sony Radio Awards were you?
Chris (laughs) - No I wasn’t
To me, to you. Chris said he was simply being the school bully at the back of the bus by calling them The Chuckle Brothers. Oh yeah and Bert & Ernie, Dick and Dom, Cagney & Lacey, Morecambe and Wise, and Crockett & Tubs. Chris said Joel would be Tubs as he’s the fat one. Harsh but fair. Moyles said at least now the two of them would be warming up for some proper talent. As modest as ever I see. To be honest I would think he heard very little of their show this morning. This because he slept through an alarm and then dropped off again after a phone call, this before finally hauling his ass out of bed and into the back of the cab outside his Brixton maisonette at ten to six. His new driver wasn’t happy and Chris could feel the tension in the air as they set off. He also wasn’t comfortable with the fact that the driver didn’t speak to him, although Dave said he prefers it that way as he just can’t be arsed to chat at that time of the morning. I mean he isn’t anti social or anything - no no no no no (as he would say). Chris offered his congratulations to Gillingham after their 2-1 victory over Leeds last night in “The Championship”. Remember it’s a marathon not a sprint everyone - there’s still another 44 games to go after all. Chris just said thank god he didn’t actually make the effort to go in the end, as he was considering it yesterday. Aled was off sick this morning so Joce filled in for him as BA and Dom stepped seamlessly into the Buzz Off line up. Chris said he likes Dom doing buzz off as he has weird musical taste much like himself. Dom said remember he’s primarily into soul and funk though, according to that <s>jingle</s> audio image anyway. Talking of funk - what a great choice by Chris for today’s Buzz Off song. Living In America by James Brown, number 5 in the UK back in January 1986. Dave was surprised he had picked a good song for once, and didn’t even buzz in at all - not even after it had finished. The listeners voted Buzz On but Rachel buzzed in on 2:24 and Dom also on 2:32 (claiming he had to wander off next door to sort out the news). As the song faded out just short of five minutes, Chris had to remind everyone that yes this still was BBC Radio One...playing James Brown. Rach added that JK and Joel played Elton John and Kiki Dee on their show this morning. All your favourite hits from all your favourite artists on Radio One mate, pop a doodle do.
Chris - Apparently Wogan’s just dipping into a bit of Narcotic Thrust over on Radio 2
Dave - yeah, I heard that..
Being his usual cynical self, Chris said he very much doubted that Aled had the flu this morning. He said he had probably been for a bit of a belated birthday night out, got trolleyed and then crashed out about an hour before he was due to get in to work this morning. Rach said no, he was looking pale all afternoon yesterday and sounded genuinely ill when she spoke to him on the phone last night (probably from all those woo woos he had). Chris said Rach was such a sucker and did his very funny Aled impressions just after the 7:30 news (please catch it 40 or so minutes in on Listen Again - either listen in Real One or via The BBC Radio Player @ Radio One ONLINE (available until 18/08/2004 only). Dave urged Wales to come back, but Chris said that his Welsh accent certainly isn’t the worst on the network. Exhibit A being Comedy Dave himself (whose attempted Welsh accent sounds more like Geordie). Juliette’s wasn’t much better to be honest, Rachel wouldn’t even try and Dominic’s...well it was just genius. King Of The Impressions.
*I lied, she isn’t. But he is...
DAVE’S GUESS WHO AND THE TEAM CATCH UP WITH JULES LIVE IN ATHENS:>>>
Chris - Apparently you have a Guess Who for us Dave?
Dave - I do have a Guess Who, tis true...would you like to play with me?
Chris (laughs - then in Avid Merrion voice) - Hello to you
(Dave laughs)
Spotted exiting Sainsburys in North London the other day wearing dark glasses and a motorcycle helmet, was none other than the big eared one himself...Mr Orlando Bloom (at least Dave thinks it was anyway). He said he was 98% sure. I’m guessing it was just some random motorcyclist then. During the clues Rachel asked Dave if this mysterious male movie star was good looking. He said yes, and she then replied by asking if he had red hair. Dave asked her how many good looking red heads she knew, cue her answer of “just the one” - Damien Lewis. No one else on the team had ever heard of him though. Rach said all of her friends fancy him - he used to go out with wots her face from Sex In The City, and also appeared in the Forsyte Saga.
Dave - What?! The Forsyte Saga? This is cutting edge youth radio Rachel!!
(pause)
Chris - Bruce Forsyth?
(Rach laughs loudly)
(Orlando Bloom - Comedy Dave’s latest spotting @ Sainsburys)
Juliette was back live from Athens this morning for Day 3 of however many hundred to follow. She described the weather as being 30+ degrees with a subtle sea breeze. Yes that does rhyme, thanks. Chris said he’s getting peed off by the consistently inconsistent weather over here, and said he felt like we’d been cheated out of a summer this year. Sorry is it just me or is this not the guy who was out in Portugal for around about a month? He’s had his hot summer. Jules is having hers now of course, and Chris said he was very grateful for the lovely video message of her breasts that she sent him yesterday. She was in her bikini reading the sport and filmed her own cleavage, finishing off the video by smiling as she went down (if you pardon the expression). Jules said that that was their little secret and Chris wouldn’t be getting another video like it after blabbing about it all over the air. Daves reaction was simply “blimey”...
Dave - It’s not all work, work, work is it Jules?
(Dom laughs)
Chris said to be fair he had sent her a video of Dave and Dom in the studio first, so it was only right she returned the favour and showed him a couple of tits (*symbol*). Yesterday Jules went out for dinner with the boxer Richie Woodall, spotting Britain’s main cycling hopeful Nicole Cook eating steak in the same restaurant. Although a lot of these names are hardly household now, by the time the Olympics get into gear we’ll no doubt know them off by heart. Chris said he won’t though as he’s not really an Olympics fan. I find it hard to believe he won’t really get into it once it gets going, I always do. First up on her diary today Jules has a Five Live Olympic rehearsal down by the mariner, then a Team GB Adidas Press Call and finally an interview to do with Britain’s top gold medal sailing hope Ben Ainslie. She also filled the team in on the story of her unsuccessful tram journey yesterday, plus news on some hyperactive Greek cleaning woman who wanted to come into the hotel room minutes before her 9:30 bulletin and erm, clean. Just finally on this, it appears Rachel has taken over Juliette’s boozing duties while she’s in Greece. She spent five and a half hours drinking with friends yesterday. Juliette said she was shocked. I know, only five and a half hours? What a lightweight..
(That’ll be a few of Team GB then)
MOVIES, MODELS AND FOOTBALLERS GOING TO TRAINING:
After 8am this morning Chris opened up three simultaneous text topics for today’s (pretty good) show:
- Are you in a movie?
- Are you a footballer on your way to training?
- Are you a glamour model who fancies someone on the team?
He asked for stuff on all three to 81199 and predictably hundreds of thousands of responses flooded in. Only two from models though, oh and one from 22 year old Daniel in Nailsworth who isn’t a model but wants to be Rachel’s toy boy. The footballer ones were also in short supply (most teams played last night to be fair) and the ones that did come in were hardly convincing:-
*”Hi Chris, Kieron Dyer here. I can’t train today cos I’ve got something in my eye”
*”Hi Chris, this is Patrick Vieira. I’m listening to the show while off to start training with my new club...Bristol City”
Thankfully the movie question generated a much better response, which soon encompassed not only films but also TV shows too. Here’s the list of stuff listeners had allegedly been in then: Die Another Day, Emmerdale x3 episodes, Batman 2, The 51st State, Arthur, 102 Dalmations, Airline, Mr Bean, The Full Monty, a T’Pau video, Face, Trainspotting, Braveheart, Bargain Hunt Live, The Parole Officer, Harry Potter & The Philosophers Stone, The Commitments, Midsomer Murders, Four Weddings & A Funeral and 7 adult films. A nice mixture I think.
(Wimbledon - Released in the UK on September 24th)
The whole movie discussion thing all started off via a link about an e-mail Dom had received regarding the forthcoming London junket of another top summer blockbuster - Wimbledon (Chris’s movie!). It’ll take place on the 6th and 7th of September and Dom wanted Chris to choose how they were gonna do this. These are the potential options:
1 Chris rents a room in the posh hotel suite and Dom comes in to interview him
2 Chris just comes in for the interview with Dom, plus interviews with 18 different hospital radio stations and XFM (same thing)
3 Chris hires the cheapest room they can get a local B&B and they do the interview there
Chris said to be honest he just wants to check he made the final edit first. Remember Danny Baker was in his place in a rough edit James King saw. Dom said that if he’s gonna interview Chris, Moyles will need a real funny anecdote about his time on set with the cast. Cue a fake interview set up with real bad mic quality (as ever) and Chris telling us all about how he mistakenly said “Wombledon” instead of “Wimbledon” one time. Oh and about how he also had sex with Kirsten Dunst in the shower too. Holy cow, what a thought. Kirsten won’t be at this “junket” btw...
Dave (laughs) - What so you mean the only recognisable name on the cast list isn’t gonna be there?!
Chris told Dave not to diss his thespian friends and again accused him of jealousy. About 20 minutes or so after this original link Dom came into the studio again and said that he’d just spoken on the phone to Tim Cavagan, who’s the sound re recording mixer on Wimbledon. Tim was able to categorically confirm that Chris Moyles HAS made the final edit (hurrah) - he’s on the last reel just before the final. Tim then said something else though, that Dom swore he hadn’t told him to say...
Dom - Did you have to do anything to his voice or was it OK?
Tim (laughs) - Well Chris will kill me for this but I did have to lower the pitch of his voice just to make him sound a little more butch and a little less camp
(Dave and Rachel laugh loudly)
THE CAMP JIBES CONTINUE:>>>>
If you read yesterday’s review then firstly I take pity on you, but secondly you’ll no doubt know all about the events of Tuesday’s final hour and Chris and Dave arguing about which of them was camper, which in itself is surely quite a camp discussion. Chris came out twice as camp as Dave on the text message vote (note: he didn’t actually come out), but this morning Vitty was well and truly becoming Mr Camp David. Not just because of the continual but unintentional camp tone to his voice, but also because of numerous revelations throughout the morning. For example: Dave thinks Orlando Bloom is attractive, he used to live off “Lovely Lane” in Warrington, he was on chaseme.tv (no typo) with of all people Aled, he likes Ballykissangel and sometimes watches Heartbeat. Moyles was my no means Mr Butch either though - he had his Prada sandals on again, he was quoting from Mary Poppins, he has a “soft spot” for Brighton, he trims his downstairs and underarms and he has even seen the odd episode of Ally McBeal (ultimate PMTV). I mean the list is endless folks. The two of them hardly did their increasingly dubious masculinity any help by running through a selection of Perry Como classics during the Kill Bill music break in Half Time. Dave hummed and sang along brilliantly to Magic Moments and Moon River, making Rachel burst out laughing.
Chris (laughing) - Stu in Cardiff has just text in “What’s next camp boys, show tunes?”
(Chris, Rach and Dave all laugh)
Dave - I don’t think there’s anything camp about a bit of Perry Combo. He must be comophobic..
(all three of them laugh wildly again)
You Scott Mills fans out there (alright treacles) will no doubt be aware of the fact that this week is the last week of “tra la la la, tra la la la, tra la la la Campman” (to give it it’s official title). With the English and Scottish finals already been and gone, Chris is looking to hijack the Wales and Northern Ireland ones and try and enter Dave as a last minute Hong Kong entry (so to speak). Cue more brilliant camp impressions of each other just after the 9:30 news..
(The Real Campman - Here)
Other subjects up for discussion this morning (it was very random) were as follows: Chris being “spotted” by The Daily Star in a cab on Great Portland Street yesterday (please bear in mind that he comes to work in a cab on Great Portland Street every day). Also Dave revealing that he didn’t get time to make his coffee table last night, Chris breaking the news to us that he now has brekkie at home...plus the team discussing Doctor Who and The Black Eyed Peas. Chris of course owns their album Elephunk and thinks that it’s really good...however he is put off by the fact they look ridiculous. The skinny legged black guy in particular, but also Fergie (the girl) - who Chris thinks looks like she’s just come off the American version of a council estate.
Dave - What like chav scum?
Chris said she has that look of someone who was pushing around a pram at 14, if you know what I mean. I think that’s probably a bit harsh. Dave said she has a nice tummy after all. Chris asked him how he knew that and he said just because he sees her with midriff out all the time. Nice use of the word “midriff” btw.
(Fergie...but not the Scottish geezer with the glasses)
BIG GUEST NEWS
With Match Of The Day back on BBC One this Saturday @ 10:30pm (hallelujah), Gary Lineker will hopefully be coming into the studio on Friday morning after 8. Let’s just hope he’s not as tired as he was last time he was on the show, that being the morning of the Croatia match during Euro 2004.
MOTD & MOTD2 Online - [url=news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/match_of_the_day/default.stm]http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/footbal ... efault.stm[/url]
CARPARK CATCHPHRASE:
GRANT from Froom who should be the winner of Campman 2
JAMIE a butch mixer driver for ABC Mixers in Warrington 1
Daves Tedious Link
4 Non Blondes What’s Up - If you take away the “4” and the “Non” part of 4 Non Blondes you’re left with blondes, who apparently have more fun - Fun is a word often associated with fair, while fair can be a description of hair and fair haired people tend to burn more easily in the Sun - The Sun or more specifically sunlight is a paramount thing in the process of photosynthesis, as is chlorophyll - Chlorophyll is green - Green Gartside was also known as Scritti Politti, who had a hit with The Word Girl in 1985 - 1985 was the year of Live Aid - Live Aid took place in both London and Philadelphia - Philadelphia is a big name in the word of spreadable cheese and was also the title of a movie starring Tom Hanks - If you add the letter T to the front of Hanks you get “thanks”, which is what you might say along with goodbye when exiting a shop - Shops tend to have large windows, as do greenhouses - Greenhouses are the ideal environment for growing urban tomatoes - Tomatoes are a type of fruit despite sitting quite comfortably on salad - Salad is served with tongs - and tongs is a word often associated with hammer, as in the famous expression “going at it like a hammer and tongs” or something - So from tongs we get hammer - Which links us to MC Hammer and U Can't Touch This
MINI MOYLES UPDATE:>>> (big thanks again to Jono for supplying it)
*Gary Lineker’s due in on the show on Friday (as just mentioned) and another major A List movie star will hopefully be on the show next week
*Tomorrow there's an on air pilot of the brand new competition to win tickets to Premiership Football matches, and there will be a chance for listeners to win these aforementioned tickets on Friday’s show
*Dave’s going shopping for primer and paint for the skirting board today
*Chris actually did walk home today, part of his new “exercise regime”
*Rachel is also trying to get to the gym, but probably won't make it...
<A HREF="http://pod-135.dolphin-server.co.uk/~chris/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=8246">> Wednesday August 11th 2004 - What Did You Think Of This Show/Review? Tell Us Here! <</A>
Hello people and welcome to this radio show review...let’s rock. JK and Joel are now back from Ibiza and have been given the much coveted 4-7am Early Breakfast slot on Radio One for the next week and half. That’s right, Wes (who’s now gone on holiday) was covering for JK and Joel while they were still in Ibiza, JK and Joel are now covering for Nemone, and Nemone in turn is covering for Jo Whiley. Confused? Well try this one out for size - Jo Whiley’s in jail with Dave Pearce for drugs trafficking. No really she is*. I listened to the last 20 or so minutes of JK and Joel once I woke up this morning, and (this coming from a huge fan) it has to be said they didn’t sound too clever. Chris said thanks to Paul and Barry Chuckle nonetheless, adding that they needed to learn how to count...as he never starts a second early. Damn right mother hubbards.
Chris - Joel looks like he’s hanging this morning..
Dave - Does he?
Chris - Yeah
Dave - I’ve seen him look worse
Chris - Have you?
Dave - Oh no, you weren’t at the Sony Radio Awards were you?
Chris (laughs) - No I wasn’t
To me, to you. Chris said he was simply being the school bully at the back of the bus by calling them The Chuckle Brothers. Oh yeah and Bert & Ernie, Dick and Dom, Cagney & Lacey, Morecambe and Wise, and Crockett & Tubs. Chris said Joel would be Tubs as he’s the fat one. Harsh but fair. Moyles said at least now the two of them would be warming up for some proper talent. As modest as ever I see. To be honest I would think he heard very little of their show this morning. This because he slept through an alarm and then dropped off again after a phone call, this before finally hauling his ass out of bed and into the back of the cab outside his Brixton maisonette at ten to six. His new driver wasn’t happy and Chris could feel the tension in the air as they set off. He also wasn’t comfortable with the fact that the driver didn’t speak to him, although Dave said he prefers it that way as he just can’t be arsed to chat at that time of the morning. I mean he isn’t anti social or anything - no no no no no (as he would say). Chris offered his congratulations to Gillingham after their 2-1 victory over Leeds last night in “The Championship”. Remember it’s a marathon not a sprint everyone - there’s still another 44 games to go after all. Chris just said thank god he didn’t actually make the effort to go in the end, as he was considering it yesterday. Aled was off sick this morning so Joce filled in for him as BA and Dom stepped seamlessly into the Buzz Off line up. Chris said he likes Dom doing buzz off as he has weird musical taste much like himself. Dom said remember he’s primarily into soul and funk though, according to that <s>jingle</s> audio image anyway. Talking of funk - what a great choice by Chris for today’s Buzz Off song. Living In America by James Brown, number 5 in the UK back in January 1986. Dave was surprised he had picked a good song for once, and didn’t even buzz in at all - not even after it had finished. The listeners voted Buzz On but Rachel buzzed in on 2:24 and Dom also on 2:32 (claiming he had to wander off next door to sort out the news). As the song faded out just short of five minutes, Chris had to remind everyone that yes this still was BBC Radio One...playing James Brown. Rach added that JK and Joel played Elton John and Kiki Dee on their show this morning. All your favourite hits from all your favourite artists on Radio One mate, pop a doodle do.
Chris - Apparently Wogan’s just dipping into a bit of Narcotic Thrust over on Radio 2
Dave - yeah, I heard that..
Being his usual cynical self, Chris said he very much doubted that Aled had the flu this morning. He said he had probably been for a bit of a belated birthday night out, got trolleyed and then crashed out about an hour before he was due to get in to work this morning. Rach said no, he was looking pale all afternoon yesterday and sounded genuinely ill when she spoke to him on the phone last night (probably from all those woo woos he had). Chris said Rach was such a sucker and did his very funny Aled impressions just after the 7:30 news (please catch it 40 or so minutes in on Listen Again - either listen in Real One or via The BBC Radio Player @ Radio One ONLINE (available until 18/08/2004 only). Dave urged Wales to come back, but Chris said that his Welsh accent certainly isn’t the worst on the network. Exhibit A being Comedy Dave himself (whose attempted Welsh accent sounds more like Geordie). Juliette’s wasn’t much better to be honest, Rachel wouldn’t even try and Dominic’s...well it was just genius. King Of The Impressions.
*I lied, she isn’t. But he is...
DAVE’S GUESS WHO AND THE TEAM CATCH UP WITH JULES LIVE IN ATHENS:>>>
Chris - Apparently you have a Guess Who for us Dave?
Dave - I do have a Guess Who, tis true...would you like to play with me?
Chris (laughs - then in Avid Merrion voice) - Hello to you
(Dave laughs)
Spotted exiting Sainsburys in North London the other day wearing dark glasses and a motorcycle helmet, was none other than the big eared one himself...Mr Orlando Bloom (at least Dave thinks it was anyway). He said he was 98% sure. I’m guessing it was just some random motorcyclist then. During the clues Rachel asked Dave if this mysterious male movie star was good looking. He said yes, and she then replied by asking if he had red hair. Dave asked her how many good looking red heads she knew, cue her answer of “just the one” - Damien Lewis. No one else on the team had ever heard of him though. Rach said all of her friends fancy him - he used to go out with wots her face from Sex In The City, and also appeared in the Forsyte Saga.
Dave - What?! The Forsyte Saga? This is cutting edge youth radio Rachel!!
(pause)
Chris - Bruce Forsyth?
(Rach laughs loudly)
(Orlando Bloom - Comedy Dave’s latest spotting @ Sainsburys)
Juliette was back live from Athens this morning for Day 3 of however many hundred to follow. She described the weather as being 30+ degrees with a subtle sea breeze. Yes that does rhyme, thanks. Chris said he’s getting peed off by the consistently inconsistent weather over here, and said he felt like we’d been cheated out of a summer this year. Sorry is it just me or is this not the guy who was out in Portugal for around about a month? He’s had his hot summer. Jules is having hers now of course, and Chris said he was very grateful for the lovely video message of her breasts that she sent him yesterday. She was in her bikini reading the sport and filmed her own cleavage, finishing off the video by smiling as she went down (if you pardon the expression). Jules said that that was their little secret and Chris wouldn’t be getting another video like it after blabbing about it all over the air. Daves reaction was simply “blimey”...
Dave - It’s not all work, work, work is it Jules?
(Dom laughs)
Chris said to be fair he had sent her a video of Dave and Dom in the studio first, so it was only right she returned the favour and showed him a couple of tits (*symbol*). Yesterday Jules went out for dinner with the boxer Richie Woodall, spotting Britain’s main cycling hopeful Nicole Cook eating steak in the same restaurant. Although a lot of these names are hardly household now, by the time the Olympics get into gear we’ll no doubt know them off by heart. Chris said he won’t though as he’s not really an Olympics fan. I find it hard to believe he won’t really get into it once it gets going, I always do. First up on her diary today Jules has a Five Live Olympic rehearsal down by the mariner, then a Team GB Adidas Press Call and finally an interview to do with Britain’s top gold medal sailing hope Ben Ainslie. She also filled the team in on the story of her unsuccessful tram journey yesterday, plus news on some hyperactive Greek cleaning woman who wanted to come into the hotel room minutes before her 9:30 bulletin and erm, clean. Just finally on this, it appears Rachel has taken over Juliette’s boozing duties while she’s in Greece. She spent five and a half hours drinking with friends yesterday. Juliette said she was shocked. I know, only five and a half hours? What a lightweight..
(That’ll be a few of Team GB then)
MOVIES, MODELS AND FOOTBALLERS GOING TO TRAINING:
After 8am this morning Chris opened up three simultaneous text topics for today’s (pretty good) show:
- Are you in a movie?
- Are you a footballer on your way to training?
- Are you a glamour model who fancies someone on the team?
He asked for stuff on all three to 81199 and predictably hundreds of thousands of responses flooded in. Only two from models though, oh and one from 22 year old Daniel in Nailsworth who isn’t a model but wants to be Rachel’s toy boy. The footballer ones were also in short supply (most teams played last night to be fair) and the ones that did come in were hardly convincing:-
*”Hi Chris, Kieron Dyer here. I can’t train today cos I’ve got something in my eye”
*”Hi Chris, this is Patrick Vieira. I’m listening to the show while off to start training with my new club...Bristol City”
Thankfully the movie question generated a much better response, which soon encompassed not only films but also TV shows too. Here’s the list of stuff listeners had allegedly been in then: Die Another Day, Emmerdale x3 episodes, Batman 2, The 51st State, Arthur, 102 Dalmations, Airline, Mr Bean, The Full Monty, a T’Pau video, Face, Trainspotting, Braveheart, Bargain Hunt Live, The Parole Officer, Harry Potter & The Philosophers Stone, The Commitments, Midsomer Murders, Four Weddings & A Funeral and 7 adult films. A nice mixture I think.
(Wimbledon - Released in the UK on September 24th)
The whole movie discussion thing all started off via a link about an e-mail Dom had received regarding the forthcoming London junket of another top summer blockbuster - Wimbledon (Chris’s movie!). It’ll take place on the 6th and 7th of September and Dom wanted Chris to choose how they were gonna do this. These are the potential options:
1 Chris rents a room in the posh hotel suite and Dom comes in to interview him
2 Chris just comes in for the interview with Dom, plus interviews with 18 different hospital radio stations and XFM (same thing)
3 Chris hires the cheapest room they can get a local B&B and they do the interview there
Chris said to be honest he just wants to check he made the final edit first. Remember Danny Baker was in his place in a rough edit James King saw. Dom said that if he’s gonna interview Chris, Moyles will need a real funny anecdote about his time on set with the cast. Cue a fake interview set up with real bad mic quality (as ever) and Chris telling us all about how he mistakenly said “Wombledon” instead of “Wimbledon” one time. Oh and about how he also had sex with Kirsten Dunst in the shower too. Holy cow, what a thought. Kirsten won’t be at this “junket” btw...
Dave (laughs) - What so you mean the only recognisable name on the cast list isn’t gonna be there?!
Chris told Dave not to diss his thespian friends and again accused him of jealousy. About 20 minutes or so after this original link Dom came into the studio again and said that he’d just spoken on the phone to Tim Cavagan, who’s the sound re recording mixer on Wimbledon. Tim was able to categorically confirm that Chris Moyles HAS made the final edit (hurrah) - he’s on the last reel just before the final. Tim then said something else though, that Dom swore he hadn’t told him to say...
Dom - Did you have to do anything to his voice or was it OK?
Tim (laughs) - Well Chris will kill me for this but I did have to lower the pitch of his voice just to make him sound a little more butch and a little less camp
(Dave and Rachel laugh loudly)
THE CAMP JIBES CONTINUE:>>>>
If you read yesterday’s review then firstly I take pity on you, but secondly you’ll no doubt know all about the events of Tuesday’s final hour and Chris and Dave arguing about which of them was camper, which in itself is surely quite a camp discussion. Chris came out twice as camp as Dave on the text message vote (note: he didn’t actually come out), but this morning Vitty was well and truly becoming Mr Camp David. Not just because of the continual but unintentional camp tone to his voice, but also because of numerous revelations throughout the morning. For example: Dave thinks Orlando Bloom is attractive, he used to live off “Lovely Lane” in Warrington, he was on chaseme.tv (no typo) with of all people Aled, he likes Ballykissangel and sometimes watches Heartbeat. Moyles was my no means Mr Butch either though - he had his Prada sandals on again, he was quoting from Mary Poppins, he has a “soft spot” for Brighton, he trims his downstairs and underarms and he has even seen the odd episode of Ally McBeal (ultimate PMTV). I mean the list is endless folks. The two of them hardly did their increasingly dubious masculinity any help by running through a selection of Perry Como classics during the Kill Bill music break in Half Time. Dave hummed and sang along brilliantly to Magic Moments and Moon River, making Rachel burst out laughing.
Chris (laughing) - Stu in Cardiff has just text in “What’s next camp boys, show tunes?”
(Chris, Rach and Dave all laugh)
Dave - I don’t think there’s anything camp about a bit of Perry Combo. He must be comophobic..
(all three of them laugh wildly again)
You Scott Mills fans out there (alright treacles) will no doubt be aware of the fact that this week is the last week of “tra la la la, tra la la la, tra la la la Campman” (to give it it’s official title). With the English and Scottish finals already been and gone, Chris is looking to hijack the Wales and Northern Ireland ones and try and enter Dave as a last minute Hong Kong entry (so to speak). Cue more brilliant camp impressions of each other just after the 9:30 news..
(The Real Campman - Here)
Other subjects up for discussion this morning (it was very random) were as follows: Chris being “spotted” by The Daily Star in a cab on Great Portland Street yesterday (please bear in mind that he comes to work in a cab on Great Portland Street every day). Also Dave revealing that he didn’t get time to make his coffee table last night, Chris breaking the news to us that he now has brekkie at home...plus the team discussing Doctor Who and The Black Eyed Peas. Chris of course owns their album Elephunk and thinks that it’s really good...however he is put off by the fact they look ridiculous. The skinny legged black guy in particular, but also Fergie (the girl) - who Chris thinks looks like she’s just come off the American version of a council estate.
Dave - What like chav scum?
Chris said she has that look of someone who was pushing around a pram at 14, if you know what I mean. I think that’s probably a bit harsh. Dave said she has a nice tummy after all. Chris asked him how he knew that and he said just because he sees her with midriff out all the time. Nice use of the word “midriff” btw.
(Fergie...but not the Scottish geezer with the glasses)
BIG GUEST NEWS
With Match Of The Day back on BBC One this Saturday @ 10:30pm (hallelujah), Gary Lineker will hopefully be coming into the studio on Friday morning after 8. Let’s just hope he’s not as tired as he was last time he was on the show, that being the morning of the Croatia match during Euro 2004.
MOTD & MOTD2 Online - [url=news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/match_of_the_day/default.stm]http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/footbal ... efault.stm[/url]
CARPARK CATCHPHRASE:
GRANT from Froom who should be the winner of Campman 2
JAMIE a butch mixer driver for ABC Mixers in Warrington 1
Daves Tedious Link
4 Non Blondes What’s Up - If you take away the “4” and the “Non” part of 4 Non Blondes you’re left with blondes, who apparently have more fun - Fun is a word often associated with fair, while fair can be a description of hair and fair haired people tend to burn more easily in the Sun - The Sun or more specifically sunlight is a paramount thing in the process of photosynthesis, as is chlorophyll - Chlorophyll is green - Green Gartside was also known as Scritti Politti, who had a hit with The Word Girl in 1985 - 1985 was the year of Live Aid - Live Aid took place in both London and Philadelphia - Philadelphia is a big name in the word of spreadable cheese and was also the title of a movie starring Tom Hanks - If you add the letter T to the front of Hanks you get “thanks”, which is what you might say along with goodbye when exiting a shop - Shops tend to have large windows, as do greenhouses - Greenhouses are the ideal environment for growing urban tomatoes - Tomatoes are a type of fruit despite sitting quite comfortably on salad - Salad is served with tongs - and tongs is a word often associated with hammer, as in the famous expression “going at it like a hammer and tongs” or something - So from tongs we get hammer - Which links us to MC Hammer and U Can't Touch This
MINI MOYLES UPDATE:>>> (big thanks again to Jono for supplying it)
*Gary Lineker’s due in on the show on Friday (as just mentioned) and another major A List movie star will hopefully be on the show next week
*Tomorrow there's an on air pilot of the brand new competition to win tickets to Premiership Football matches, and there will be a chance for listeners to win these aforementioned tickets on Friday’s show
*Dave’s going shopping for primer and paint for the skirting board today
*Chris actually did walk home today, part of his new “exercise regime”
*Rachel is also trying to get to the gym, but probably won't make it...
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