chrismoyles.net
- Mon Sep 20, 2004 1:09 pm
#242012
1. Scissor Sisters - Laura 7:00 NEWSBEAT 2. Jo Jo - Leave (Get Out), 3. Oasis - Little By Little, 4. Nelly - Flap Your Wings, 5. BUZZ OFF - Blur - The Universal, 6. Dido - White Flag 7:30 NEWSBEAT 7. Eric Prydz - Call On Me, 8. Foo Fighters - All My Life, 9. Daniel Bedingfield - Nothing Hurts Like Love, 10. Pharrell Williams feat Jay-Z - Frontin' 8:00 NEWSBEAT 11. Natasha Bedingfield - These Words, 12. Kernkraft 400 - Zombie Nation, 13. Estelle - Free, 14. Franz Ferdinand - Take Me Out 8:30 NEWSBEAT 15. Razorlight - Vice, 16. Jakatta - American Dream, 17. Eminem - Lose Yourself, 18. Ashlee Simpson - Pieces Of Me, 19. Jamiroquai - Too Young To Die (Tedious Link), 20. Green Day - American Idiot, 21. Christina Milian feat Joe Budden - Whatever U Want, 22. Joss Stone - You Had Me 9:30 NEWSBEAT 23. The Music - Freedom Fighters, 24. Sugababes - Freak Like Me, 25. Jamelia - See It In A Boy’s Eyes
I have a friend who lives there *cough*. Chris was in a pretty good mood this morning, for a couple of different reasons. One being that him and Sophie went to see Paul Weller last night and he was ace, and the other being that Leeds won 1-0 at Plymouth last night to climb up to the lofty heights of 9th in The Coca Cola Championship. Chris read out a bunch of texts from * Argyle fans sent in yesterday, and said that Leeds are (if you think about it) the Everton of the Championship, as Everton are 5th in the Prem and Leeds’s league has four more teams than that. Dave said no, it doesn’t work like that. Jules included the commentary of the Leeds goal (granted an og) in her sports bulletins throughout the morning - and just to prove she isn’t jealous of Stoke being top of the Championship (she’s a Vale fan remember)... she also included the goals from their 3-2 win over Ipswich last night. She said she was really proud of em..
Dom - mmm. Not what you said next door..
Also in the news today were clips of people at that trade gig thing last night, all commenting on Minnie Driver’s poor singing. Dave said he’d heard her new single on Jo Whiley’s show though - and thinks it’s good. Chris said she looked like she’d got dressed in the dark on that Mercury Music Prize thing with Maconie the other night - although both Dom and Dave think she’s a beautiful woman.
Chris - Are you having a laugh? She’s a beautiful woman if you took out your eyes and put them in a lead box in another room...
A bit harsh maybe. Dave said he thinks she scrubs up pretty well. For a fairly slow start to the show this morning, Chris picked the perfect Buzz Off track for 20 past seven. Or so it should have been anyway. It was The Universal by Blur (number five in November 95) - which I think is an awesome awesome record. Dave was being an idiot though and buzzed in on just 15 seconds calling it “dull”. I don’t think he’s entitled to say that when he picks Too Young To Die by Jamiroquai for his Tedious Link though. The definition of dull. Thankfully the listeners saw sense on the text and voted 55% Buzz On, meaning that the song was played in full. Aled buzzed in beforehand on 1:35 and Rachel (when her mic was finally switched on) followed on 3:54. Other music on the show today included Christina Milian’s new one, Oasis, Franz Ferdinand - and the new single by Mr Daniel Ber-dingfield (*whisper* exclusive *whisper*). It was his usual slow tripe, which everyone was pretty disappointed with. It just sounded like a million things you’ve heard before...
Chris - Right we’re gonna play Natasha Bedingfield in a second in a fantastic bit of awful music scheduling, and Zombie Nation Kernkraft 400 too... so there you go, there’s a good reason to go downstairs and make a cup of tea..
Oh man how I’ve not missed that record. I remember when Chris used to play it day after day after day, which seen as though it’s now 4 years old - means I’ve probably been listening to the show for around that period of time. How Aled can like that garbage is beyond me. That’s the song, not the show btw. Chris, Dave, Dom and Aled are down at the gym later today - this as they’re rehearsing their old mouldylookinstain dance routine for this Sunday’s OBW bands day on stage in Brum. As well as that we have the show to come live from Pebble Mill on Friday, and the big team book signing at Aston University tomorrow:
Rach - I’ll have to warn you, my accents gonna come out this weekend
Chris - Is it? As long as that’s the only thing that does..
(Dave, Dom, Rach and Jules laugh)
ONE BIG MINUTE... OR RATHER TWO:>>>
(More - http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio1/onebigweekend/birmingham)
Yep there were two big rounds of OBW ticket giveaways on the show this morning - the first at 7:45 and the second during half time at 9:15. First it was band day tickets being given away, and then dance ones after 9. Chris was eager for the team to beat competitive Colin Murray, who drafted in a load of children and single parents yesterday afternoon to answer the phone calls - meaning he gave away a total of 28 pairs:
Chris - Where are you going?
Dave - To find a phone
Chris - Right OK
(door slams)
Dave had no phones to answer first time around, so just shared with Dom. This meant they took alternate calls and gave away (an impressive considering) 5 pairs of tickets between them. Chris took 3 calls on the air, Aled and Jules 6 each next door, Rach 5 and...
Chris - Jocelyn?
Joce - Four
Dave - Rubbish!!!
Chris - Jesus Joce!! How come you only got four? I got three and I’m on the air!!
Joce - I had a stumbler
Nice to hear that hot accent on the air again (Joce not Chris’s you understand). She still doesn’t compare to Annie Mac in that respect though - not by a long way. The total pairs of tickets given away equalled 29 (the same as yesterday) - but still importantly surpassed Murray’s total of 28 to shut him up. The second round after 9 was a little less successful with a total of 28 being given away for Saturday - which was 3 from Dave, 5 from Dom, a consistent 4 from Joce, 5 from Jules, 5 from Rach... and 6 from super phone boy extraordinaire Aled. A grand total of 57 pairs given away then this morning, but notably no Ozzy Osbourne tips for these lot as they head off for a weekend in Brum (I dunno why).
THE BIG FEMALE FACIAL HAIR DEBATE:
(No you sickos - there’s no way was I putting a pict of a woman with stubble here)
Not exactly high brow - but top entertainment nonetheless. It all took place in the 8:15 prime time link, and stemmed from Aled saying he can’t shave every day as it’d be a bloodbath.
Aled - My hairs too tough
Chris - ... “my hairs too tough”!!
(Dave laughs)
Aled - It is!!
Chris - Have you got tougher hair than everybody else?
Aled - I’m Welsh so I have tough hair
Chris - What??!!
Dave - That’d be “taff hair” wouldn’t it?
(Chris laughs)
Aled said he has a bit of stubble on the go as he is going to shave it off tomorrow for the book signing in Birmingham. He doesn’t want to give it time to grow back y’see. Chris asked Aled to run through his shaving routine, as no doubt there’d be people shaving right now as they listened to him.
Chris - Fascinating radio isn’t it?
Aled said he starts on the cheeks (good mornin), and does the neck and chin last of all. Oh and then the top lip cos it’s the toughest. He uses clear gel instead of foam, as he says “it works best for him”. Rach said she does the same with her legs too...
Dave - You showed us yesterday... you look like teen wool-erf!
(Aled laughs)
Rachel - Shut up!!
Yes I know it’s Teen Wolf but I was just writing it phonetically y'see. Chris said it was good to see Rach had shaved her tash, which she took great offence to and almost started crying. Chris said it was meant to be a compliment...
Dave - I think Rachel’s got lovely skin..
Chris said to be honest though, it’s amazing the amount of women at Radio 1 who look decidedly hairy above their top lip.
Dave - It’s more prevalent when you see them from a side profile on a sunny day I find..
Chris - Yeah, yeah
(Rach laughs)
Rach - You boys judge too much!!
(pause)
Chris - Rachel look me in the eye. Are you trying to tell me that you’ve never been stood next to one of your female colleagues in the building and gone...
Dave (interrupting) - “You look like Tom Selleck!!”
(Chris and Aled laugh)
Rachel - Absolutely not!!
Rach said she couldn’t name one person. Chris said he could name several, and wrote down a list of a couple of names. Aled said he wasn’t comfortable with this conversation at all, but agreed with Chris’s choices. One of them was a blonde girl, and Chris said the lady in question looks like some kind of Swedish footballer. The texts came flooding in and Chris said no, he wasn’t on about Jo Whiley... although he did add that she is “a bit blonde” up there.
(Dave laughs)
Chris (laughing) - What?
Dave - You can’t sit here on national radio and say that Jo Whiley has a blonde moustache
Chris - I didn’t say that did I??!!
Rach - I hope that when she comes in, she comes in and hits you
Dave - She should hit you!! You deserve to be hit!!
Rach - Yes
Chris (backed up by Aled - again “good mornin”), said he never said that at all. Rach said he was implying it anyway. Jules agreed and called him such a bloke..
Chris - Mind you Jo’s is nothing, you should see the state of Nemone’s goatee. Now that’s shocking... it’s like Michael Greco
(Dave laughs - Estelle vocals)
Chris quite rightly pointed out that he is allowed to talk about women with moustaches as he is a man with breasts. Simple really. Aled thought Chris had touched a bit of a nerve with Rach though...
Chris - I haven’t have I Rach?
Rach (off mic) - Well I think that you’re being rude!!!
(Chris and Dave impersonate her Kiddy accent)
Chris - You’re not hairy though Rach!
Rach - But you implied that I was. You said that I’ve got a moustache and I take offence at that..
(Chris and Dave laugh)
(no tash in sight)
THE TEAM PLAY A BIG ROUND OF TIGS OFF GROUND:>>>
That’s right kids, it was tigs off round mungus after 8:30 this morning. It seemed cos Chris had blatantly run out of material, but he’ll deny that. Sometimes them playing tigs off ground on the air does my head in - as it’s all visual and makes really dull radio. Today thought it was actually quite good. The majority of the game seemed to involve people trying to rugby tackle Rachel out of her chair, and onto the ground - with the first to try being Aled...
Rach - Stop it or you’ll get the sack!!
(Dave and Chris laugh)
Dave - You can’t threaten him with disciplinary action Rachel! It’s a game!!
(Chris and Aled laugh)
Rach - I know but it sounds good
Next after Aled turfed Joce out of her chair, she proclaimed herself “snookered” and went to rugby tackle Rach (after pressure from Dave):
Rach - Right, you’ll get the sack too. Get out!!
(all laugh - especially Chris)
Chris (still laughing) - You don’t get this with Wogan
Dave - Eh?
Chris - Trying to knock Ken Bruce off his chair..
(plays Eminem)
The lurgy was passed back to Joce from Rach - and then onto slaphead news reader Dominic Byrne. Dom said he was waiting for an opportune moment to push Rach over, thus “rendering her immobile”. Nice...
Rach - Well he did just try to knock me off and failed..
Dave - Whoa whoa whoa! eh!
Chris (camp American voice) - Hello!
(all laugh)
CHRIS’S AVID FAN, SIMON COWELL, UMA THURMAN - AND JO’S HUNGOVER:>>>
(http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio1/weekends/ve ... _fan.shtml)
It may now be Wednesday, but Chris still had a bit of brilliant audio to play out on the air today - taken from old Vermin Kay’s weekend show last Saturday. It was from his “Avid Fan” competition, which is where callers come on the line to answer questions on their chosen celebrity. And yep (you’ve guessed it) - Chris Moyles was the chosen subject of Gwen from Bolton last weekend. I don’t know why though, as she was ruuuubish. She scored a superb 1/5 on on 5 of the easiest Chris Moyles questions you’ll ever get:
1) - What is Chris Moyles frightened of? Is it: Cotton Wool, Flying or Spiders?
HER ANSWER: Spiders
CORRECT ANSWER: Flying
2) - Which reality TV show did Chris lend his vocal talents to?
HER ANSWER: I don’t know
CORRECT ANSWER: Big Brother
3) - What upcoming film does Chris have a 13 second role in?
HER ANSWER: I don’t know
CORRECT ANSWER: Wimbledon
4) - What does Chris’s mate Longman do?
HER ANSWER - (at the second attempt): Work in a sandwich shop
CORRECT ANSWER: Work in a sandwich shop
5) - What is Chris’s brother called?
HER ANSWER: John
CORRECT ANSWER: Keiran
Chris got talking about the weekends telly - the appalling Guinness World Records show with Jamie *the new geek* Theakston, and The X Factor with Simon *smug git* Cowell. Chris said he likes the show apart from Louis Walsh - who’s a bit of a wet fish. He does like Cowell though, and thinks his best bits are when he’s not trying to be funny - but is just clearly bored. He told Rach to try and make some enquiries about possibly getting him on the show. Rach said she thought he’d be a good guest:
Chris - I think we’d get on
Dave - and we could showcase our vocal talents to him!
Rach - Oh no
mouldylookinstain for BMG? I don’t see it somehow. Chris is having a night in tonight with a movie. Probably not Kill Bill 2, as Sophie said she hated the first one - so much so that she switched it off for Jack Dee. Dom said the second one is so much better than the first - which is total rollocks. I agree with Aled - the first is much better.
Dave - Is it one of those sequels where you’ve got to have seen the first one?
Dom said not necessarily, as he only saw three quarters of the first one before watching the second. This cos he was watching it the night before he went off to see the special screening of Kill Bill 2 - and it was around midnight and he had to be up at 4am. Chris said he just couldn’t do that - stop watching a film three quarters of the way through. Pub mode: He asked Dave what he thought of Uma Thurman. Dave said he’d have to reserve judgment without meeting her, but she could possibly be too tall and skinny for him. Dom met her and said “she’s a ok”, and Chris agreed too:
Chris - I’d let her have some fun with me yeah... it’d be rude not to
Rach - That’s really kind of you
Chris - Well y’know, you’ve got to look after the oldies haven’t you?
Dave - You two would look ridiculous together though. You’re short and fat and she’s tall and thin...
(Chris and Rach laugh)
Jo *no tash* Whiley went to the old Oxfam Save The Whales do last night (or whatever it was called). Chris hugged her in the corridor and said she’d had a bit of a late night last night - and now this might be his chance to take advantage. He said he might tempt her round to his place this afternoon - and get the old candles out...
Dom - No electricity at yours?
(Chris laughs)
Chris - That’s right
(Carpark Catchphrase bed plays)
CARPARK CATCHPHRASE:
SHANE a ground worker from Southend 2
STACE a thick tiler from Ilminster in Somerset 0
Daves Tedious Link
Supergrass Sun Hits The Sky - Supergrass drummer Danny Goffey’s dad Chris Goffey used to be a presenter on Top Gear, along with Jeremy Clarkson - Jeremy Clarkson shares the same surname as Alison Clarkson, who is better known to the world of music as Betty Boo - Betty Boo shares the same christian name as Betty Rubble - Rubble shouldn’t be mistaken for “ruble”, which is the unit of currency in Russia - Russia is governed by president Vladimir Putin - If you add an additional “T” and a “G” to Putin you get putting, which is what you might do if you were playing golf and were on the green - Green first name Sarah is married to Mike Smith - Mike Smith shares the same first name as Mike Rutherford, from Mike & The Mechanics - Mechanics fix cars - and cars are the indulgence of Jay Kay from Jamiroquai, although he’s currently banned and having to drive his cars in his back yard - But still, when you think of cars you think of Jay Kay from Jamiroquai - Which links us to Jamiroquai (featuring Jay Kay) and Too Young To Die
MISSING MINI MOYLES UPDATE:>>>
(If anyone has this for Wednesday then can you please e-mail it to me - link is by the review title, cheers)
<A HREF="http://pod-135.dolphin-server.co.uk/~chris/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=8410">> Wed 15th September 2004 - What Did You Think Of This Show/Review? Tell Us Here! <</A>
I have a friend who lives there *cough*. Chris was in a pretty good mood this morning, for a couple of different reasons. One being that him and Sophie went to see Paul Weller last night and he was ace, and the other being that Leeds won 1-0 at Plymouth last night to climb up to the lofty heights of 9th in The Coca Cola Championship. Chris read out a bunch of texts from * Argyle fans sent in yesterday, and said that Leeds are (if you think about it) the Everton of the Championship, as Everton are 5th in the Prem and Leeds’s league has four more teams than that. Dave said no, it doesn’t work like that. Jules included the commentary of the Leeds goal (granted an og) in her sports bulletins throughout the morning - and just to prove she isn’t jealous of Stoke being top of the Championship (she’s a Vale fan remember)... she also included the goals from their 3-2 win over Ipswich last night. She said she was really proud of em..
Dom - mmm. Not what you said next door..
Also in the news today were clips of people at that trade gig thing last night, all commenting on Minnie Driver’s poor singing. Dave said he’d heard her new single on Jo Whiley’s show though - and thinks it’s good. Chris said she looked like she’d got dressed in the dark on that Mercury Music Prize thing with Maconie the other night - although both Dom and Dave think she’s a beautiful woman.
Chris - Are you having a laugh? She’s a beautiful woman if you took out your eyes and put them in a lead box in another room...
A bit harsh maybe. Dave said he thinks she scrubs up pretty well. For a fairly slow start to the show this morning, Chris picked the perfect Buzz Off track for 20 past seven. Or so it should have been anyway. It was The Universal by Blur (number five in November 95) - which I think is an awesome awesome record. Dave was being an idiot though and buzzed in on just 15 seconds calling it “dull”. I don’t think he’s entitled to say that when he picks Too Young To Die by Jamiroquai for his Tedious Link though. The definition of dull. Thankfully the listeners saw sense on the text and voted 55% Buzz On, meaning that the song was played in full. Aled buzzed in beforehand on 1:35 and Rachel (when her mic was finally switched on) followed on 3:54. Other music on the show today included Christina Milian’s new one, Oasis, Franz Ferdinand - and the new single by Mr Daniel Ber-dingfield (*whisper* exclusive *whisper*). It was his usual slow tripe, which everyone was pretty disappointed with. It just sounded like a million things you’ve heard before...
Chris - Right we’re gonna play Natasha Bedingfield in a second in a fantastic bit of awful music scheduling, and Zombie Nation Kernkraft 400 too... so there you go, there’s a good reason to go downstairs and make a cup of tea..
Oh man how I’ve not missed that record. I remember when Chris used to play it day after day after day, which seen as though it’s now 4 years old - means I’ve probably been listening to the show for around that period of time. How Aled can like that garbage is beyond me. That’s the song, not the show btw. Chris, Dave, Dom and Aled are down at the gym later today - this as they’re rehearsing their old mouldylookinstain dance routine for this Sunday’s OBW bands day on stage in Brum. As well as that we have the show to come live from Pebble Mill on Friday, and the big team book signing at Aston University tomorrow:
Rach - I’ll have to warn you, my accents gonna come out this weekend
Chris - Is it? As long as that’s the only thing that does..
(Dave, Dom, Rach and Jules laugh)
ONE BIG MINUTE... OR RATHER TWO:>>>
(More - http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio1/onebigweekend/birmingham)
Yep there were two big rounds of OBW ticket giveaways on the show this morning - the first at 7:45 and the second during half time at 9:15. First it was band day tickets being given away, and then dance ones after 9. Chris was eager for the team to beat competitive Colin Murray, who drafted in a load of children and single parents yesterday afternoon to answer the phone calls - meaning he gave away a total of 28 pairs:
Chris - Where are you going?
Dave - To find a phone
Chris - Right OK
(door slams)
Dave had no phones to answer first time around, so just shared with Dom. This meant they took alternate calls and gave away (an impressive considering) 5 pairs of tickets between them. Chris took 3 calls on the air, Aled and Jules 6 each next door, Rach 5 and...
Chris - Jocelyn?
Joce - Four
Dave - Rubbish!!!
Chris - Jesus Joce!! How come you only got four? I got three and I’m on the air!!
Joce - I had a stumbler
Nice to hear that hot accent on the air again (Joce not Chris’s you understand). She still doesn’t compare to Annie Mac in that respect though - not by a long way. The total pairs of tickets given away equalled 29 (the same as yesterday) - but still importantly surpassed Murray’s total of 28 to shut him up. The second round after 9 was a little less successful with a total of 28 being given away for Saturday - which was 3 from Dave, 5 from Dom, a consistent 4 from Joce, 5 from Jules, 5 from Rach... and 6 from super phone boy extraordinaire Aled. A grand total of 57 pairs given away then this morning, but notably no Ozzy Osbourne tips for these lot as they head off for a weekend in Brum (I dunno why).
THE BIG FEMALE FACIAL HAIR DEBATE:
(No you sickos - there’s no way was I putting a pict of a woman with stubble here)
Not exactly high brow - but top entertainment nonetheless. It all took place in the 8:15 prime time link, and stemmed from Aled saying he can’t shave every day as it’d be a bloodbath.
Aled - My hairs too tough
Chris - ... “my hairs too tough”!!
(Dave laughs)
Aled - It is!!
Chris - Have you got tougher hair than everybody else?
Aled - I’m Welsh so I have tough hair
Chris - What??!!
Dave - That’d be “taff hair” wouldn’t it?
(Chris laughs)
Aled said he has a bit of stubble on the go as he is going to shave it off tomorrow for the book signing in Birmingham. He doesn’t want to give it time to grow back y’see. Chris asked Aled to run through his shaving routine, as no doubt there’d be people shaving right now as they listened to him.
Chris - Fascinating radio isn’t it?
Aled said he starts on the cheeks (good mornin), and does the neck and chin last of all. Oh and then the top lip cos it’s the toughest. He uses clear gel instead of foam, as he says “it works best for him”. Rach said she does the same with her legs too...
Dave - You showed us yesterday... you look like teen wool-erf!
(Aled laughs)
Rachel - Shut up!!
Yes I know it’s Teen Wolf but I was just writing it phonetically y'see. Chris said it was good to see Rach had shaved her tash, which she took great offence to and almost started crying. Chris said it was meant to be a compliment...
Dave - I think Rachel’s got lovely skin..
Chris said to be honest though, it’s amazing the amount of women at Radio 1 who look decidedly hairy above their top lip.
Dave - It’s more prevalent when you see them from a side profile on a sunny day I find..
Chris - Yeah, yeah
(Rach laughs)
Rach - You boys judge too much!!
(pause)
Chris - Rachel look me in the eye. Are you trying to tell me that you’ve never been stood next to one of your female colleagues in the building and gone...
Dave (interrupting) - “You look like Tom Selleck!!”
(Chris and Aled laugh)
Rachel - Absolutely not!!
Rach said she couldn’t name one person. Chris said he could name several, and wrote down a list of a couple of names. Aled said he wasn’t comfortable with this conversation at all, but agreed with Chris’s choices. One of them was a blonde girl, and Chris said the lady in question looks like some kind of Swedish footballer. The texts came flooding in and Chris said no, he wasn’t on about Jo Whiley... although he did add that she is “a bit blonde” up there.
(Dave laughs)
Chris (laughing) - What?
Dave - You can’t sit here on national radio and say that Jo Whiley has a blonde moustache
Chris - I didn’t say that did I??!!
Rach - I hope that when she comes in, she comes in and hits you
Dave - She should hit you!! You deserve to be hit!!
Rach - Yes
Chris (backed up by Aled - again “good mornin”), said he never said that at all. Rach said he was implying it anyway. Jules agreed and called him such a bloke..
Chris - Mind you Jo’s is nothing, you should see the state of Nemone’s goatee. Now that’s shocking... it’s like Michael Greco
(Dave laughs - Estelle vocals)
Chris quite rightly pointed out that he is allowed to talk about women with moustaches as he is a man with breasts. Simple really. Aled thought Chris had touched a bit of a nerve with Rach though...
Chris - I haven’t have I Rach?
Rach (off mic) - Well I think that you’re being rude!!!
(Chris and Dave impersonate her Kiddy accent)
Chris - You’re not hairy though Rach!
Rach - But you implied that I was. You said that I’ve got a moustache and I take offence at that..
(Chris and Dave laugh)
(no tash in sight)
THE TEAM PLAY A BIG ROUND OF TIGS OFF GROUND:>>>
That’s right kids, it was tigs off round mungus after 8:30 this morning. It seemed cos Chris had blatantly run out of material, but he’ll deny that. Sometimes them playing tigs off ground on the air does my head in - as it’s all visual and makes really dull radio. Today thought it was actually quite good. The majority of the game seemed to involve people trying to rugby tackle Rachel out of her chair, and onto the ground - with the first to try being Aled...
Rach - Stop it or you’ll get the sack!!
(Dave and Chris laugh)
Dave - You can’t threaten him with disciplinary action Rachel! It’s a game!!
(Chris and Aled laugh)
Rach - I know but it sounds good
Next after Aled turfed Joce out of her chair, she proclaimed herself “snookered” and went to rugby tackle Rach (after pressure from Dave):
Rach - Right, you’ll get the sack too. Get out!!
(all laugh - especially Chris)
Chris (still laughing) - You don’t get this with Wogan
Dave - Eh?
Chris - Trying to knock Ken Bruce off his chair..
(plays Eminem)
The lurgy was passed back to Joce from Rach - and then onto slaphead news reader Dominic Byrne. Dom said he was waiting for an opportune moment to push Rach over, thus “rendering her immobile”. Nice...
Rach - Well he did just try to knock me off and failed..
Dave - Whoa whoa whoa! eh!
Chris (camp American voice) - Hello!
(all laugh)
CHRIS’S AVID FAN, SIMON COWELL, UMA THURMAN - AND JO’S HUNGOVER:>>>
(http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio1/weekends/ve ... _fan.shtml)
It may now be Wednesday, but Chris still had a bit of brilliant audio to play out on the air today - taken from old Vermin Kay’s weekend show last Saturday. It was from his “Avid Fan” competition, which is where callers come on the line to answer questions on their chosen celebrity. And yep (you’ve guessed it) - Chris Moyles was the chosen subject of Gwen from Bolton last weekend. I don’t know why though, as she was ruuuubish. She scored a superb 1/5 on on 5 of the easiest Chris Moyles questions you’ll ever get:
1) - What is Chris Moyles frightened of? Is it: Cotton Wool, Flying or Spiders?
HER ANSWER: Spiders
CORRECT ANSWER: Flying
2) - Which reality TV show did Chris lend his vocal talents to?
HER ANSWER: I don’t know
CORRECT ANSWER: Big Brother
3) - What upcoming film does Chris have a 13 second role in?
HER ANSWER: I don’t know
CORRECT ANSWER: Wimbledon
4) - What does Chris’s mate Longman do?
HER ANSWER - (at the second attempt): Work in a sandwich shop
CORRECT ANSWER: Work in a sandwich shop
5) - What is Chris’s brother called?
HER ANSWER: John
CORRECT ANSWER: Keiran
Chris got talking about the weekends telly - the appalling Guinness World Records show with Jamie *the new geek* Theakston, and The X Factor with Simon *smug git* Cowell. Chris said he likes the show apart from Louis Walsh - who’s a bit of a wet fish. He does like Cowell though, and thinks his best bits are when he’s not trying to be funny - but is just clearly bored. He told Rach to try and make some enquiries about possibly getting him on the show. Rach said she thought he’d be a good guest:
Chris - I think we’d get on
Dave - and we could showcase our vocal talents to him!
Rach - Oh no
mouldylookinstain for BMG? I don’t see it somehow. Chris is having a night in tonight with a movie. Probably not Kill Bill 2, as Sophie said she hated the first one - so much so that she switched it off for Jack Dee. Dom said the second one is so much better than the first - which is total rollocks. I agree with Aled - the first is much better.
Dave - Is it one of those sequels where you’ve got to have seen the first one?
Dom said not necessarily, as he only saw three quarters of the first one before watching the second. This cos he was watching it the night before he went off to see the special screening of Kill Bill 2 - and it was around midnight and he had to be up at 4am. Chris said he just couldn’t do that - stop watching a film three quarters of the way through. Pub mode: He asked Dave what he thought of Uma Thurman. Dave said he’d have to reserve judgment without meeting her, but she could possibly be too tall and skinny for him. Dom met her and said “she’s a ok”, and Chris agreed too:
Chris - I’d let her have some fun with me yeah... it’d be rude not to
Rach - That’s really kind of you
Chris - Well y’know, you’ve got to look after the oldies haven’t you?
Dave - You two would look ridiculous together though. You’re short and fat and she’s tall and thin...
(Chris and Rach laugh)
Jo *no tash* Whiley went to the old Oxfam Save The Whales do last night (or whatever it was called). Chris hugged her in the corridor and said she’d had a bit of a late night last night - and now this might be his chance to take advantage. He said he might tempt her round to his place this afternoon - and get the old candles out...
Dom - No electricity at yours?
(Chris laughs)
Chris - That’s right
(Carpark Catchphrase bed plays)
CARPARK CATCHPHRASE:
SHANE a ground worker from Southend 2
STACE a thick tiler from Ilminster in Somerset 0
Daves Tedious Link
Supergrass Sun Hits The Sky - Supergrass drummer Danny Goffey’s dad Chris Goffey used to be a presenter on Top Gear, along with Jeremy Clarkson - Jeremy Clarkson shares the same surname as Alison Clarkson, who is better known to the world of music as Betty Boo - Betty Boo shares the same christian name as Betty Rubble - Rubble shouldn’t be mistaken for “ruble”, which is the unit of currency in Russia - Russia is governed by president Vladimir Putin - If you add an additional “T” and a “G” to Putin you get putting, which is what you might do if you were playing golf and were on the green - Green first name Sarah is married to Mike Smith - Mike Smith shares the same first name as Mike Rutherford, from Mike & The Mechanics - Mechanics fix cars - and cars are the indulgence of Jay Kay from Jamiroquai, although he’s currently banned and having to drive his cars in his back yard - But still, when you think of cars you think of Jay Kay from Jamiroquai - Which links us to Jamiroquai (featuring Jay Kay) and Too Young To Die
MISSING MINI MOYLES UPDATE:>>>
(If anyone has this for Wednesday then can you please e-mail it to me - link is by the review title, cheers)
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