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- Sat Jan 15, 2005 1:15 pm
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1. Scissor Sisters – Filthy/Gorgeous, 7.00 NEWSBEAT, 2. Franz Ferdinand – Take Me Out, 3. Gwen Stefani – What U Waiting 4, 4. StoneBridge/Therese – Take Me Away, 5. Joss Stone – Super Duper Love, 7.30 NEWSBEAT, 6. Daniel Beddingfield – Gotta Get Through This, 7. The Killers – Somebody Told Me, 8. The Lovefreekz – Shine, 8.00 NEWSBEAT, 9. Soul Central/Kathy Brown – Strings Of Life(Stronger On My Own), 10. Mr Reds/DJ Scribble – Everybody Come On, 11. Nelly/Christina Aguilera – Tilt Ya Head Back, 8.30 NEWSBEAT, 12. Ultrabeat – Pretty Green Eyes, 13. Keane – Everybody’s Changing, 14. TEDIOUS LINK: Rebel MC/Double – Street Tuff, 15. Green Day – Boulevard Of Broken Dreams, 16. Mylo – Destroy Rock ‘N’ Roll, 17. Destiny’s Child – Soldier, 9.30 NEWSBEAT, 18. The Chemical Brothers – Galvanize, 19. Athlete – Wires, 20. Kylie Minogue – I Believe In You
Happy New Year folks! And welcome back to the reviews page, hope you all had a great Christmas etc, Sorry my return is a bit late, but all good things are worth waiting for…
As you may know, the young and soon to be no more Wesley Butters is filling in for Nemone this week. Doing a good job as well! Wes’ last record ended very suddenly today, and Chris wondered if perhaps his producer was just dying for the toilet? Surely another few seconds wouldn’t have hurt! Chris had a bit of chit chat with Wes, about the chart, 7.00 pips and how the nation loves him. I may be in a minority, but I don’t want Wes to leave. Seriously though, bare with me…JK and Joel on the chart??!
NEW JINGLES 2005:
Here are just some of this week’s new jingles for the new year played this morning:
“We’re back on in the mornings, the best thing on the station
To entertain the whole UK, we’ll have world domination
We’ve had a go at Johnny Vaughan, his ego’s black and blue
So Wogan’s next we’ll kick his arse and kill Radio 2
The Chris Moyles Show, National Radio One”
“Reality TV shows, there’s one after another
And now it’s time for one more show, celebrity big brother
Chris was asked to do it, but he told them “on your bike”
So we’re supporting Jeremy, the only one we like
The Chris Moyles Show, National Radio One”
“We’re on a massive detox, we’re trying to lose some weight
Get all pumped up and muscle like and then we’ll all look great
No booze for a month, will make us really fit
But let’s be honest Moylesy will never look like Brad Pitt
The Chris Moyles Show, National Radio One”
“First was Tony Blackburn, Noel Edmonds he was next
If DLT could see us now, his face would look perplexed
We upset other DJs, ‘coz Moyles can’t behave
We bet that Noel Edmonds is turning in his radio grave
The Chris Moyles Show, National Radio One”
“Good morning everybody, Richard is my name
I really like this job but Moyles is driving me insane
So now I have decided that I’m gonna go on strike
……………………………………………………
The Chris Moyles Show, National Radio One”(Genius!)
A conversation about Darts came out of nowhere at 7.15. Rachel knows nothing about Darts. Chris and Dave tried to explain the rules to her. Basically you have to throw arrows at a board(stay with it), but instead of going up in score, you have to go down from 501. I can see what Rach means! Chris plays Darts at Dave’s on Sky Gamestar. Apparently you can play live darts with other people from around the world. Dave wants a proper darts board up in his house, Chris thinks that’s sad when you can just play it on TV. Dave said there’s no skill in that though. I’m sure they will catch Wogan and kill Radio 2…eventually.
Celebrity Big Brother was brought up after 7.30, I’m trusting Chris on this one as I don’t watch it. Something to do with that John Mcririck fella, it’s ironic that it’s always the complete nobody’s that get talked about in these “celebrity” reality shows. Brigitte Nielson’s breasts were mentioned, although Dave thinks she looks like a fella. Carrie’s favourite is Jeremy, as she thinks he’s funny. Chris wants Jeremy to win. Chris took the piss out of Kenzie from Blazin Squad, it’s worth the Big Brother conversation just for that! They took the piss out of Jackie Stallone as well.
FRIDAY FOOTIE COMP:
This was back at 7.45 this morning, but instead of moaning about it, I’m not gonna review this feature this week, or ever, as I can’t be arsed anymore. In a nutshell, two footie fans phoned up, made up some sob story, one slightly better than the other, the obvious one won, got the tickets to a footie game tomorrow, simple as that.
The Hollyoaks girls are on the show this morning. Chris and Dave both watched the fitness DVD last night, for research purposes. They made notes. Chris got the feeling of when you’re watching something, and you don’t feel right watching it. Especially when they started off by saying “Come on girls, we know how difficult it is to keep in shape” Dave said they laugh all the way through the DVD, and Chris complained they didn’t look sweaty enough. Also when they did a dance routine in water, like he’s gonna fill his living room with water! There was also a clip from the DVD.
Ally, Jody and Sarah from Hollyoaks were on the show at 8.15, bare with me on this one. They weren’t very happy straight away, as they’d heard what Chris had been saying about their DVD. One of them said Chris should practise to sweat more. Chris still said he enjoyed the DVD, despite it being aimed at women, although men will buy it for obvious reasons! Chris had to tell one of the girls(Sorry, but I couldn’t possibly have worked out which one was which!) that his mate Tattoo Dave fancied them, after referring to the only reason he himself would watch the DVD. Sorry, but I couldn’t find anything else worth talking about in this interview. Except for the fact that you should buy the DVD, especially if you’re a fat lass!
Half Time: The bit where Dave says:
LETS GET READY TO RAMBLE!!!!
BB Aled was back, worse luck. Day 9 today, halfway through the series, I think I’m gonna die from the excitement! Aled hates John. Jackie and Jeremy had a fight as well appparently. Chris mentioned yesterday when Jackie woke up, Aled says it’s like The Exorcist, worse on the night camera! Aled wants John to go, although Jackie is favourite to leave. Chris finds John entertaining, and Jackie entertaining, as she’s in her own little world. Aled thinks she’s funny, without being rude. Chris played an old Radio 1 clip of Lisa I’Anson, from when he was on before her at weekends. Chris liked Lisa when she was on Radio 1, but she irritates him now in the Big Brother house. Bez is still favourite apparently, although Kenzie will no doubt get the young vote. More Big Brother talk followed, Rachel…
CHRIS AND DAVE’S FOOTIE PREDICTIONS:
Liverpool V Man United
Chris: Home Win, Dave: Draw
Aston Villa V Norwich
Chris: Home Win, Dave: Home Win
Charlton V Birmingham
Chris: Home Win, Dave: Home Win
Man City V Crystal Palace
Chris: Home Win, Dave: Away Win(Dave’s crazy apparently, not my words…)
Newcastle V Southampton
Chris: Draw, Dave: Home Win
Portsmouth V Blackburn
Chris: Draw, Dave: Home Win
Tottenham V Chelsea
Chris: Home Win, Dave: Away Win(Chris is crazy as well)
Apparently, later today, they are filming the new TV commercial for Johnny Vaughan’s radio show. No I’ve never heard of him either. Chris mentioned the one person who has trashed him in the ratings, his main rival, Moylesy himself of course. Apparently the boss of Capital Radio, said, in his own words, “bring it on fatboy.” Now, of course, if Chris were to find out where they’re shooting this commercial, that would terrible news wouldn’t it? He could even invite the listeners along, just to ruin it for old Noel Isteners. Chris could go and give him some tips, even though he’s never met him, he’d still buy him a beer, and thank him for all those listeners. Chris hopes he carries on the Capital breakfast show for years, they’re lapping up his listeners! They could ask him why he isn’t on TV anymore, *ahem* Passport To Paradise…
CARPARK CATCHPHRASE
“This detox lark is rubbish…”
On Line 1, it’s contestant number one:
Bruce, works for a reclying agents in Preston: 0
On Line 2, it’s contestant number one:
Colin, from Liverpool: 2
ALSO ON TODAY’S SHOW:
Chris’ boiler problems
Busted have split up(Not related to the show, it just deserves a mention!)
Hollyoaks chat with the girls
Happy New Year folks! And welcome back to the reviews page, hope you all had a great Christmas etc, Sorry my return is a bit late, but all good things are worth waiting for…
As you may know, the young and soon to be no more Wesley Butters is filling in for Nemone this week. Doing a good job as well! Wes’ last record ended very suddenly today, and Chris wondered if perhaps his producer was just dying for the toilet? Surely another few seconds wouldn’t have hurt! Chris had a bit of chit chat with Wes, about the chart, 7.00 pips and how the nation loves him. I may be in a minority, but I don’t want Wes to leave. Seriously though, bare with me…JK and Joel on the chart??!
NEW JINGLES 2005:
Here are just some of this week’s new jingles for the new year played this morning:
“We’re back on in the mornings, the best thing on the station
To entertain the whole UK, we’ll have world domination
We’ve had a go at Johnny Vaughan, his ego’s black and blue
So Wogan’s next we’ll kick his arse and kill Radio 2
The Chris Moyles Show, National Radio One”
“Reality TV shows, there’s one after another
And now it’s time for one more show, celebrity big brother
Chris was asked to do it, but he told them “on your bike”
So we’re supporting Jeremy, the only one we like
The Chris Moyles Show, National Radio One”
“We’re on a massive detox, we’re trying to lose some weight
Get all pumped up and muscle like and then we’ll all look great
No booze for a month, will make us really fit
But let’s be honest Moylesy will never look like Brad Pitt
The Chris Moyles Show, National Radio One”
“First was Tony Blackburn, Noel Edmonds he was next
If DLT could see us now, his face would look perplexed
We upset other DJs, ‘coz Moyles can’t behave
We bet that Noel Edmonds is turning in his radio grave
The Chris Moyles Show, National Radio One”
“Good morning everybody, Richard is my name
I really like this job but Moyles is driving me insane
So now I have decided that I’m gonna go on strike
……………………………………………………
The Chris Moyles Show, National Radio One”(Genius!)
A conversation about Darts came out of nowhere at 7.15. Rachel knows nothing about Darts. Chris and Dave tried to explain the rules to her. Basically you have to throw arrows at a board(stay with it), but instead of going up in score, you have to go down from 501. I can see what Rach means! Chris plays Darts at Dave’s on Sky Gamestar. Apparently you can play live darts with other people from around the world. Dave wants a proper darts board up in his house, Chris thinks that’s sad when you can just play it on TV. Dave said there’s no skill in that though. I’m sure they will catch Wogan and kill Radio 2…eventually.
Celebrity Big Brother was brought up after 7.30, I’m trusting Chris on this one as I don’t watch it. Something to do with that John Mcririck fella, it’s ironic that it’s always the complete nobody’s that get talked about in these “celebrity” reality shows. Brigitte Nielson’s breasts were mentioned, although Dave thinks she looks like a fella. Carrie’s favourite is Jeremy, as she thinks he’s funny. Chris wants Jeremy to win. Chris took the piss out of Kenzie from Blazin Squad, it’s worth the Big Brother conversation just for that! They took the piss out of Jackie Stallone as well.
FRIDAY FOOTIE COMP:
This was back at 7.45 this morning, but instead of moaning about it, I’m not gonna review this feature this week, or ever, as I can’t be arsed anymore. In a nutshell, two footie fans phoned up, made up some sob story, one slightly better than the other, the obvious one won, got the tickets to a footie game tomorrow, simple as that.
The Hollyoaks girls are on the show this morning. Chris and Dave both watched the fitness DVD last night, for research purposes. They made notes. Chris got the feeling of when you’re watching something, and you don’t feel right watching it. Especially when they started off by saying “Come on girls, we know how difficult it is to keep in shape” Dave said they laugh all the way through the DVD, and Chris complained they didn’t look sweaty enough. Also when they did a dance routine in water, like he’s gonna fill his living room with water! There was also a clip from the DVD.
Ally, Jody and Sarah from Hollyoaks were on the show at 8.15, bare with me on this one. They weren’t very happy straight away, as they’d heard what Chris had been saying about their DVD. One of them said Chris should practise to sweat more. Chris still said he enjoyed the DVD, despite it being aimed at women, although men will buy it for obvious reasons! Chris had to tell one of the girls(Sorry, but I couldn’t possibly have worked out which one was which!) that his mate Tattoo Dave fancied them, after referring to the only reason he himself would watch the DVD. Sorry, but I couldn’t find anything else worth talking about in this interview. Except for the fact that you should buy the DVD, especially if you’re a fat lass!
Half Time: The bit where Dave says:
LETS GET READY TO RAMBLE!!!!
BB Aled was back, worse luck. Day 9 today, halfway through the series, I think I’m gonna die from the excitement! Aled hates John. Jackie and Jeremy had a fight as well appparently. Chris mentioned yesterday when Jackie woke up, Aled says it’s like The Exorcist, worse on the night camera! Aled wants John to go, although Jackie is favourite to leave. Chris finds John entertaining, and Jackie entertaining, as she’s in her own little world. Aled thinks she’s funny, without being rude. Chris played an old Radio 1 clip of Lisa I’Anson, from when he was on before her at weekends. Chris liked Lisa when she was on Radio 1, but she irritates him now in the Big Brother house. Bez is still favourite apparently, although Kenzie will no doubt get the young vote. More Big Brother talk followed, Rachel…
CHRIS AND DAVE’S FOOTIE PREDICTIONS:
Liverpool V Man United
Chris: Home Win, Dave: Draw
Aston Villa V Norwich
Chris: Home Win, Dave: Home Win
Charlton V Birmingham
Chris: Home Win, Dave: Home Win
Man City V Crystal Palace
Chris: Home Win, Dave: Away Win(Dave’s crazy apparently, not my words…)
Newcastle V Southampton
Chris: Draw, Dave: Home Win
Portsmouth V Blackburn
Chris: Draw, Dave: Home Win
Tottenham V Chelsea
Chris: Home Win, Dave: Away Win(Chris is crazy as well)
Apparently, later today, they are filming the new TV commercial for Johnny Vaughan’s radio show. No I’ve never heard of him either. Chris mentioned the one person who has trashed him in the ratings, his main rival, Moylesy himself of course. Apparently the boss of Capital Radio, said, in his own words, “bring it on fatboy.” Now, of course, if Chris were to find out where they’re shooting this commercial, that would terrible news wouldn’t it? He could even invite the listeners along, just to ruin it for old Noel Isteners. Chris could go and give him some tips, even though he’s never met him, he’d still buy him a beer, and thank him for all those listeners. Chris hopes he carries on the Capital breakfast show for years, they’re lapping up his listeners! They could ask him why he isn’t on TV anymore, *ahem* Passport To Paradise…
CARPARK CATCHPHRASE
“This detox lark is rubbish…”
On Line 1, it’s contestant number one:
Bruce, works for a reclying agents in Preston: 0
On Line 2, it’s contestant number one:
Colin, from Liverpool: 2
ALSO ON TODAY’S SHOW:
Chris’ boiler problems
Busted have split up(Not related to the show, it just deserves a mention!)
Hollyoaks chat with the girls
