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- Thu Mar 17, 2005 10:32 am
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1. Kasabian - Club Foot 7:00 NEWSBEAT 2. Basement Jaxx - Oh My Gosh 3. Coldplay - In My Place 4. Lemar - Time To Grow 5. Phantom Planet - California 7:30 NEWSBEAT 6. Michael Gray - The Weekend 7. 50 Cent - Candy Shop 8. Maroon 5 - Must Get Out 9. N.E.R.D. - She Wants To Move 8:00 NEWSBEAT 10. Faithless -We Come One 11. Gwen Steffani - Rich Girl 12. Razorlight - Somewhere Else 8:30 NEWSBEAT 13. U2 - Beautiful Day 14. Nelly - Over And Over 15. Green Day - Holiday 16. Republica - Drop Dead Gorgeous (Tedious Link) 17. Shapeshifters - Back To Basics 18. Kelis - In Public 19. Sunset Strippers - Falling Stars 9:30 NEWSBEAT 20. Usher - Caught Up 21.Scissor Sisters - Comfortably Numb
"Happy St.Pwwtricks Day from De Chris Moyles Show on Radio 1"
It's St.Patrick's Day today - happy St.Patrick's Day to all you Irish readers by the way - and to celebrate, Chris has given Dom the day off (plus the show didn't suffer from the lack of Dom, a top one, like most of the rest of the week) and Jack is here to read the news. The Chris Moyles show really is the show that keeps on giving. Jack certainly thinks so, as he helped Rachel with her sofa yesterday, certainly an exciting couple of days for this up and coming newshound.
Jack tries to take part in the early show festivities, but he's forbidden by Chris, who like the true Irishman that he is, wont let them join in on his day - after all, as he rightly points out it's only for the Irish and the Americans, who all enjoy a pint of "Gein-iss" - like Rachel's all-American cousin. The team have also been sent some 'Not racist in the slightest' hats to celebrate the day - the ones with the red hair and are extremely tall. Chris says he's seen a variation of them every year, which is true, but this version is particularly good as it covers Rachel's face.
Wes and Chris get Papped, and trouble waking up
Last night after Chris went out for a quick few drinks with Parf Daddy (not Puff Daddy as the Radio 1 running order hilariously says) for five or so hours in the evening, he got a text from ex-radio 1 chart supremeo Wes claiming that Chris no longer loves Wes - I know, it's hard when couples drift apart. When he finally got to the pub where Wes was at, he said it was like an ex-radio 1 dj's conference with Chris Evens amongst the stars there.
Later on Chris and Wes got a bit hungry so decided to go for a Chinese - unfortunately for the newly reconciled pair it was shut, so they thought it was a good idea to start banging on the door hoping they'd be let in - alas it wasn't to be. Then someone brings it to Chris's attention that behind them a couple of guys are 'flashing' (gooood mornin') for the paparazzi. So they have a nice picture of Chris trying to break into a Chinese with Wes holding on to Chris and rapped round his leg as well as sticking his tongue out and flicking the V sign to the camera. Chris pointed out that Wes doesn't work at Radio 1 any more - so there isn't any story there at all.
Chris is off on the lash again tonight, but Rachel suggests that he uses an extra loud alarm clock if tomorrow morning becomes anything like this morning. Chris was late for work - again - and it seemed like a real team effort to get him in on time, even the taxi driver got involved. However, it seems that the taxi driver was a bit scared of angering Chris, and so commenced the "quietest loud knocking ever". Dave said he should have knocked on the front window, as that's where he's sleeping at the moment, as his bedroom is being done out. Things got so bad that Rachel had Joce on standby in a taxi. Chris and Dave didn't think that would work too well and they both started to take the mick out of her apparently weak and quiet voice.
Rude 50 Cent, Daniel o' Donnell's Your Call and other Irish stuff on today's show
There were a few texts this morning about 50 Cent's latest single 'Candy Shop' being a bit rude and having sexual undertones. Chris explained this couldn't be possible, but Dave was still a bit confused: -
Dave: So why is he undoing his zipper then?
Chris: So he can get his money out to buy his sweets
The team put their finding the rudeness shocking down to their age but I also think it's a bit racy myself, especially for breakfast radio, and I'm only 19 so make of that what you will. Those crazy rappers/Americans…
There were more rude words from an unlikely source as well, as the team listened to B*Witched 'C'est La Vie' - apparently it's even ruder than 50 Cent, with the girls claiming "If you show them yours, they'll show you theirs" and "huff and puff, they'll blow you away". Pure filth. Just like Sunset Strippers, who are "waiting for a bra to fall" according to Dave.
More Irish themed fun, as Chris broke out his Daniel o' Donnell CD - and decided to do a special "Your Call" (A feature on the Scott Mills show for the uninformed) to play some of the best tracks, just so long as it isn't Danny Boy or one he's already played.
Chris [as Scott -very fast voice]:Hello. Scott Mills. Radio 1. IT'S ONLY BLOODY THURSDAY. And I talk really really fast. And let's go to a caller, hello caller,
Dave [Really Fast also]: Hello
Chris :Whaddya wanna hear?
Dave [Still fast]: Daniel o' Donnell
Chris: No you don't talk fast
[more chatter…then]
Dave: Your supposed to edit me to hit the vocal
Chris: OK…[Scott mode]We're playing it for you now
Dave: Thanks, I Love your show only on Radio Oooooooone [hits vocal eventually]
Jack made a bit of a mistake during the news bulletin at 7:30, as there was a story about the God-Awful Dick and Dom in Da Bungalow. A bit hard to describe in text, but Jack said it a bit stale and monotone like. Chris accused him of being out of touch
Dave: You've got to speak all street jive. Nobody accuses us of being out of touch, no way.
Chris: When it comes to anything on this show, we are at the cutting edge…including music [plays Aled singing Amarillo]
Whattity What
The blot on the otherwise perfect ink book of today's show. Luckily it isn't coming back after their two-week break so you won't have to endure it much longer. Jamie from Basingstoke took on Charlotte from Reading. Charlotte beat Jamie (who's consolation prize was a DJ Wes job club application) and chose Rachel to play for her, and went on to win the whole thing. Only two more left What Fans.
Tedious Link
The Stone Roses 'I Am the Resurrection' - The resurrection is something you'd associate with Easter, as are bunnies - bunnies have big ears as does Gary Lineker, Gary Lineker presents Match of the Day on BBC1, BBC1 was the first tele channel to be set up in the UK, which is made up of England, Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland - England and Northern Ireland play each other at Old Trafford Saturday Week in an all important qualifier for the next world cup - the next world cup is being held in Germany - Germany is a major consumer of sausage - sausage is something you might find on a cooked breakfast along with bacon, eggs, beans, hash browns and toast - toast rhymes with coast which is where you will find the largest concentration of Seagulls - Seagulls are a good example of a white coloured bird, as are doves - doves are a symbol of peace which sounds a bit like peas - peas are a small round green vegetable often found in savoury rice - savoury rice can generally be three main colours :- white, brown and yellow which is made yellow by the addition of saffron - Saffron is the first name of the lead singer of Republica, which links us to Republica - 'Drop Dead Gorgeous'
A hilarious Carpark Catchprase
Lindsey from Southampton (2) took on
Joanne (with Bell's on…) from Newcastle County Down (1)
<a href="http://chris.polymathic.net/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=9194">>Thursday 17th March - What did you think of this show/review. Post your comments here<</a>
"Happy St.Pwwtricks Day from De Chris Moyles Show on Radio 1"
It's St.Patrick's Day today - happy St.Patrick's Day to all you Irish readers by the way - and to celebrate, Chris has given Dom the day off (plus the show didn't suffer from the lack of Dom, a top one, like most of the rest of the week) and Jack is here to read the news. The Chris Moyles show really is the show that keeps on giving. Jack certainly thinks so, as he helped Rachel with her sofa yesterday, certainly an exciting couple of days for this up and coming newshound.
Jack tries to take part in the early show festivities, but he's forbidden by Chris, who like the true Irishman that he is, wont let them join in on his day - after all, as he rightly points out it's only for the Irish and the Americans, who all enjoy a pint of "Gein-iss" - like Rachel's all-American cousin. The team have also been sent some 'Not racist in the slightest' hats to celebrate the day - the ones with the red hair and are extremely tall. Chris says he's seen a variation of them every year, which is true, but this version is particularly good as it covers Rachel's face.
Wes and Chris get Papped, and trouble waking up
Last night after Chris went out for a quick few drinks with Parf Daddy (not Puff Daddy as the Radio 1 running order hilariously says) for five or so hours in the evening, he got a text from ex-radio 1 chart supremeo Wes claiming that Chris no longer loves Wes - I know, it's hard when couples drift apart. When he finally got to the pub where Wes was at, he said it was like an ex-radio 1 dj's conference with Chris Evens amongst the stars there.
Later on Chris and Wes got a bit hungry so decided to go for a Chinese - unfortunately for the newly reconciled pair it was shut, so they thought it was a good idea to start banging on the door hoping they'd be let in - alas it wasn't to be. Then someone brings it to Chris's attention that behind them a couple of guys are 'flashing' (gooood mornin') for the paparazzi. So they have a nice picture of Chris trying to break into a Chinese with Wes holding on to Chris and rapped round his leg as well as sticking his tongue out and flicking the V sign to the camera. Chris pointed out that Wes doesn't work at Radio 1 any more - so there isn't any story there at all.
Chris is off on the lash again tonight, but Rachel suggests that he uses an extra loud alarm clock if tomorrow morning becomes anything like this morning. Chris was late for work - again - and it seemed like a real team effort to get him in on time, even the taxi driver got involved. However, it seems that the taxi driver was a bit scared of angering Chris, and so commenced the "quietest loud knocking ever". Dave said he should have knocked on the front window, as that's where he's sleeping at the moment, as his bedroom is being done out. Things got so bad that Rachel had Joce on standby in a taxi. Chris and Dave didn't think that would work too well and they both started to take the mick out of her apparently weak and quiet voice.
Rude 50 Cent, Daniel o' Donnell's Your Call and other Irish stuff on today's show
There were a few texts this morning about 50 Cent's latest single 'Candy Shop' being a bit rude and having sexual undertones. Chris explained this couldn't be possible, but Dave was still a bit confused: -
Dave: So why is he undoing his zipper then?
Chris: So he can get his money out to buy his sweets
The team put their finding the rudeness shocking down to their age but I also think it's a bit racy myself, especially for breakfast radio, and I'm only 19 so make of that what you will. Those crazy rappers/Americans…
There were more rude words from an unlikely source as well, as the team listened to B*Witched 'C'est La Vie' - apparently it's even ruder than 50 Cent, with the girls claiming "If you show them yours, they'll show you theirs" and "huff and puff, they'll blow you away". Pure filth. Just like Sunset Strippers, who are "waiting for a bra to fall" according to Dave.
More Irish themed fun, as Chris broke out his Daniel o' Donnell CD - and decided to do a special "Your Call" (A feature on the Scott Mills show for the uninformed) to play some of the best tracks, just so long as it isn't Danny Boy or one he's already played.
Chris [as Scott -very fast voice]:Hello. Scott Mills. Radio 1. IT'S ONLY BLOODY THURSDAY. And I talk really really fast. And let's go to a caller, hello caller,
Dave [Really Fast also]: Hello
Chris :Whaddya wanna hear?
Dave [Still fast]: Daniel o' Donnell
Chris: No you don't talk fast
[more chatter…then]
Dave: Your supposed to edit me to hit the vocal
Chris: OK…[Scott mode]We're playing it for you now
Dave: Thanks, I Love your show only on Radio Oooooooone [hits vocal eventually]
Jack made a bit of a mistake during the news bulletin at 7:30, as there was a story about the God-Awful Dick and Dom in Da Bungalow. A bit hard to describe in text, but Jack said it a bit stale and monotone like. Chris accused him of being out of touch
Dave: You've got to speak all street jive. Nobody accuses us of being out of touch, no way.
Chris: When it comes to anything on this show, we are at the cutting edge…including music [plays Aled singing Amarillo]
Whattity What
The blot on the otherwise perfect ink book of today's show. Luckily it isn't coming back after their two-week break so you won't have to endure it much longer. Jamie from Basingstoke took on Charlotte from Reading. Charlotte beat Jamie (who's consolation prize was a DJ Wes job club application) and chose Rachel to play for her, and went on to win the whole thing. Only two more left What Fans.
Tedious Link
The Stone Roses 'I Am the Resurrection' - The resurrection is something you'd associate with Easter, as are bunnies - bunnies have big ears as does Gary Lineker, Gary Lineker presents Match of the Day on BBC1, BBC1 was the first tele channel to be set up in the UK, which is made up of England, Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland - England and Northern Ireland play each other at Old Trafford Saturday Week in an all important qualifier for the next world cup - the next world cup is being held in Germany - Germany is a major consumer of sausage - sausage is something you might find on a cooked breakfast along with bacon, eggs, beans, hash browns and toast - toast rhymes with coast which is where you will find the largest concentration of Seagulls - Seagulls are a good example of a white coloured bird, as are doves - doves are a symbol of peace which sounds a bit like peas - peas are a small round green vegetable often found in savoury rice - savoury rice can generally be three main colours :- white, brown and yellow which is made yellow by the addition of saffron - Saffron is the first name of the lead singer of Republica, which links us to Republica - 'Drop Dead Gorgeous'
A hilarious Carpark Catchprase
Lindsey from Southampton (2) took on
Joanne (with Bell's on…) from Newcastle County Down (1)
<a href="http://chris.polymathic.net/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=9194">>Thursday 17th March - What did you think of this show/review. Post your comments here<</a>
