[Chris]

Before the titles a doctor says he wants to do a full examination on Chris to see if he really does have a cold, he does.

Audience: Bankers
Today hes feeling: Calm - due to his 'weekend' where he had lots of curry then the next morning he farted his 'bird' out of bed!

Two girls in the audience fancy one of their colleagues so they arm wrestle to win a meal with him in the bar below.

*Today Monday 28th October
- Sun - I'm going deaf says Phil Collins
- Sun - I don't want a solo deal, I feel guilty, I'm a cheat - Guy who walked out of Popstars
- Sun - He's Moy pal - Coxy and Moyles pictured together in Notts
- Daily Star - Picture of him in tv listings - says his eyes look like hes been attacked by Mysterons (same for above story)
- Daily Mail - Trial by video - cameras catch footballers bad behaviour
- Mirror - Will Top of Pops - National Music Awards - decides that a celeb can get an award for just turning up so Matt gives an award, £10 and 10 seconds off work to normal people.

*Off the Top of My Head
Prize= DVD player and Horror DVDs
Picture= Samantha Mumba
-Line 1 - Steve, Staplehurst - fit, fruity, sexy, fruity
-Line 2 - Vicky, Croydon - oo-er, painful, wax, diahorrea
-Line 3 - Matt, Reading - yes please, nice hair, wellll helllllooooo!
No one got it right so its a rollover.

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Guest - Michael Smith, Gadget guru
Brought in some possible christmas presents including:
Wind up robots
Remote control flying UFO
Flying plane - which got stuck in a tree
A car that is like a drivable formula 1 car

*Push the Pint
1st go - Moyles
2nd go - Moyles
3rd go - Moyles

Overall it wasn't too bad a show.