chrismoyles.net
- Tue Nov 19, 2002 7:38 pm
#242309
Four women in army gear say they are hunting down a celebrity...
Moyles does a huge burp to start the show. He is going to show exercise videos every week this week.... Gospel Aerobics. Asking for people to make their own exercise videos and send them in.
Tonight Moyles was feeling let-down because of the meteor shower last night when you couldnt see a thing. He recreates it with a match then is fired at with a fire extinguisher.
Tonights audience are all Paintballers (hence the women at the start).
Band of Mothers - 4 Moyles fans playing paintball with their mothers. The mothers learnt how to paintball for the first time this afternoon. This was a really poor bit of the show basically they must have thought of the name
before the item itself.
Through the Papers:
Bond: Licence to Make a killing? - lots of product placement in the film
A Pint of Vitamins Landlord - may have to put vitamins in beer to solve health problems. Moyles says it is a bad idea...
The Bull Massive - 21st dog (2 Chris Moyles! (my arse)) brings on the smallest dog in the world 9 weeks old an fully grown. About 750 grams 6 inches long.
Woman from guiness book of records says the dog isnt the smallest in the world but may be the 2nd smallest.
Guess the celebrity under the bar - Michelle plaster on her bikini line, Nick plaster on his armpit, Julie plaster on her head. They tore them off but Julie made no noise at all an michelle faked it (women eh?).
Best Guesses: Tom Jones, Craig David. Answer: Elton John (that crap lookilike bloke)
Secret Celebrity is Keith Chegwin who the band of mothers will hunt down...
This was arguably the worst 15 minutes I have watched yet. He was doing so well last week....
END OF PART
Paintballing Mums have 3 minutes to hunt down an shoot cheggers before he shoots them. This was just painful to watch in case you care Julie won.
Meet the audience of Paintballers (get a life I say, you aren't bloody seven anymore). Beckham has been there (proves my point). Bloke got shot in the wotsits and ended up in hospital another one found a couple having sex.
Worst shooter has to shoot at target on producers bottom:
1st: Missed - audience, 2nd: Moyles, 3rd: missed - audience
God this was awful tonight. 30 mins of my life just lost....
Moyles does a huge burp to start the show. He is going to show exercise videos every week this week.... Gospel Aerobics. Asking for people to make their own exercise videos and send them in.
Tonight Moyles was feeling let-down because of the meteor shower last night when you couldnt see a thing. He recreates it with a match then is fired at with a fire extinguisher.
Tonights audience are all Paintballers (hence the women at the start).
Band of Mothers - 4 Moyles fans playing paintball with their mothers. The mothers learnt how to paintball for the first time this afternoon. This was a really poor bit of the show basically they must have thought of the name
before the item itself.
Through the Papers:
Bond: Licence to Make a killing? - lots of product placement in the film
A Pint of Vitamins Landlord - may have to put vitamins in beer to solve health problems. Moyles says it is a bad idea...
The Bull Massive - 21st dog (2 Chris Moyles! (my arse)) brings on the smallest dog in the world 9 weeks old an fully grown. About 750 grams 6 inches long.
Woman from guiness book of records says the dog isnt the smallest in the world but may be the 2nd smallest.
Guess the celebrity under the bar - Michelle plaster on her bikini line, Nick plaster on his armpit, Julie plaster on her head. They tore them off but Julie made no noise at all an michelle faked it (women eh?).
Best Guesses: Tom Jones, Craig David. Answer: Elton John (that crap lookilike bloke)
Secret Celebrity is Keith Chegwin who the band of mothers will hunt down...
This was arguably the worst 15 minutes I have watched yet. He was doing so well last week....
END OF PART
Paintballing Mums have 3 minutes to hunt down an shoot cheggers before he shoots them. This was just painful to watch in case you care Julie won.
Meet the audience of Paintballers (get a life I say, you aren't bloody seven anymore). Beckham has been there (proves my point). Bloke got shot in the wotsits and ended up in hospital another one found a couple having sex.
Worst shooter has to shoot at target on producers bottom:
1st: Missed - audience, 2nd: Moyles, 3rd: missed - audience
God this was awful tonight. 30 mins of my life just lost....
