[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

The magic thing is really rubbish an they are all just mathematical tricks.  I realise he is limited on the radio but its not even funny.  To be honest he could just do tricks like claim hes made chris invisible cos how the hell are we gonna know? It might at least be funny.

[Guest]

I agree.  Magic tricks don't belong on Moyles' show.  Bring back the lapdancer.  :)

[abcdefgh]

That trick yesterday was [email protected] it wasn't even a proper magic trick.<br>All he did was just count backwards with the sum.....yawn !

[Guest]

Why didn't they get a decent magician like Paul Xenon?

[ijklmnop]

why not David Blaine or Robert Gallup !!?!?!?

[Guest]

Paul Daniels & the lovely Debbie McGee?

[Stickyspanner]

Paul Daniels signed my guestbook  :)

[wannabe_mrs_moyles]

someone claiming to be god signed my guestbook

[Tom_Murphy]

hey poppy, maybe it really was god, how weird would that be.<p>[This message has been edited by Tom Murphy (edited 10 June 2001).]

[Monkey&amp;gt;]

chris is great!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br>yesterday my mum spilt some milk!~luv me~

[winker]

Me not pass english, thats un-possible!

[Tom_Murphy]

miss hoover! a worm crawled onto my desk and into my mouth and i ate the worm.

[wannabe_mrs_moyles]

my mum hasn't spilt any milk for ages. and in case you haven't noticed i've stopped writing ~*** **~ i shall never utter those words again,buy chris is great! if it was god that signed my guestbook he must listen to chris,wow

[Tom_Murphy]

has your mum really not spilt any milk? oh my! my mum spills it all the time - your mum must be reeeeeeaaaaaally clever, or a superhero.<P>oh, and next time god signs your guestbook, can you ask him the meaning to these words/phrases - 'irony, sarcasm, wit, insanity, stupid posts.'<P>bye!~luv me~

[wannabe_mrs_moyles]

grrrrrrrrr!

[stevotrash]

my kitten 'grrrrr's' sometimes when its mad. He nevers spills milk.<P>

[wannabe_mrs_moyles]

i refuse to sink to your level

[Tom_Murphy]

hey mrs moyles - there's no point crying over spilt milk ok?<P><br>*boom boom true comedy*

[wannabe_mrs_moyles]

er...

[stevotrash]

Tom, that joke was sharper then poppy's glass of ribena.

[Tom_Murphy]

but she only gets ribena when she's been a good girl.

[wannabe_mrs_moyles]

i've moved on to lemonade now

[Tom_Murphy]

hey, take it easy

[stevotrash]

poppy, does your mother know about this?

[Tom_Murphy]

i know a really great organization that can help. the first step is admitting you have a problem...