yep principal skinner:<P>"but he said he was absent because of 'Yom Kippur', it just sounded so made up"<P>or comic book guy:<P>"make like my pants, and split" (that voice!)<P>or hans moleman: <P>"jonny hoare is my clone"<P>best conversation:<P>tax guy: "how many children do you have?"<br>marge: "we have 3 kids"<br>homer: "marge! the dog is not a kid!"<P>priceless.
bart! <P>'homer was yelling, mom was too ,because i put mothballs in the beef stew, punishment time and in the air lurked gloom, sitting by myself confined in my room'
Ralph Wiggum<br> - My cat's breath smells of cat food.<br> - Ms Hoover I ate the glue and my tongue got stuck to the desk<P>Troy McClure<br> - You may remember me from such shows as Out With Gout '88 & Get Confident Stupid.<br> - You may remember me from such infomercials as The Decapitation of Larry Leadfoot.<P>Comic Book Guy<br> - Thank you Santos L Helper if that is your name Bart Simpson. Now make like my pants and split.<P>Monty Burns<br> - Exxxxxxcellent<P>
Best sketch that I remember was the episode where the Simpsons had to relocate and they changed their name to the Sampsons. The FBI are teaching Homer to react when somebody says 'Hello Mr. Sampson' After 2-3 hours the two FBI men are still trying to get Homer to respond to his new surname. When one of the FBI men says 'Hello Mr. Sampson' Homer turns to the other FBI man ans whispers to him, 'I think he's talking to you'. <P>Classic.
i;m with you on that one winker. i like the fact that homer is wearing a t-shirt with "witness protection scheme" written in massive letters on the front.<P>indeed true genius that programme.
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