[HELP]

WILL YOU? PLEASE?

[Tom_Murphy]

jonny is this your alter-ego again?

[Clare]

NO I WANT A WOMAN

[Guest]

Get Clare's dungarees out..

[Guest]

No It might the drunken ramblings of the trash. This Lolly fixation has to stop.<br>Where as I got it lots last night.

[Tom_Murphy]

what did you get lots of last night - clare, lolly, drunk, or the trash? please make your posts clearer.

[stevotrash]

i think he meant porking his stunningly average girlfriend. I was going to date her sister but i didn't have a pen big enough.

[Clare]

like I sai you lot drove me to become a lesbian!

[Tom_Murphy]

you say it like it's a bad thing!<P>the most beautiful love that exists.... is the love between two women while i watch.

[Stickyspanner]

too funny  :)<P>Nice to see Tom back on form  :)

[stevotrash]

i would drive any women anywhere for them to become a lesbian<P>

[Guest]

I must be a lesbian tooo then

[Sanjay]

A phone number would help (not the lesbian one - for obvious reasons)<P>but not publicly! - through the back door of the vic eh?

[Stickyspanner]

I`m gonna tell Geeetaaaa  :)

[Sanjay]

oh crap, the back door of the vic never works - just look what happenned to sharon having it off with that "girly" bloke, and Phil worked in!<P>We should get a lock for that you know.....<br>

[Uglybob]

<A HREF="http://uk.clubs.yahoo.com/clubs/onlinemasturbation" TARGET=_blank>http://uk.clubs.yahoo.com/clubs/onlinemasturbation</A> <br>

[Tom_Murphy]

real classy club there bob.

[Uglybob]

yeah i just wanna help that desperate soul who wants sex. masturbation is the next best thing. just close your eyes and start whacking.

[Uglybob]

wait a minute ill find a funnier one

[Uglybob]

<A HREF="http://clubs.yahoo.com/clubs/facesitting" TARGET=_blank>http://clubs.yahoo.com/clubs/facesitting</A> <P>and its german too, woooh kinky!!!

[Tom_Murphy]

far too much time on his hands (or face whatever)

[Clare]

If your gonna go to a club go to mine and Jo's!<br> <A HREF="http://clubs.yahoo.com/clubs/starpoppix" TARGET=_blank>http://clubs.yahoo.com/clubs/starpoppix</A> <P>and if you join u can c a nice pic of me and Dane Bowers!

[Guest]

gawd, jodie looks like meatloaf

[Guest]

oh ****  *legs it* .........................................................****ing run!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Tom_Murphy]

you're on your own monkey, i'm outta here