[Guest]

You're mad lady<P><p>[This message has been edited by Monkey (edited 11 June 2001).]

[Guest]

back to the top you go -  you loser topic

[wannabe_mrs_moyles]

moi?

[stevotrash]

not mad....just challenged.

[wannabe_mrs_moyles]

not intellectually challenged,i believe i did rather well in my history exam today! yay me!

[Tom_Murphy]

phew.......i was actually really worried about that. i'll be able to sleep well now, knowing you did well in history! yay you!

[wannabe_mrs_moyles]

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[Uglybob]

i bet you tom dreams about her

[Guest]

forgodsakewomanputspacesafteryourcommasandtrynottowritegreatbigparagraphs,especi<br>allyconsistingofbollocks,becauseit'sreallyhardtodigestanditreallyannoysmethatmye<br>yeshavetoworkreallyh ardfornoreward.<P>- see what i mean

[Ben_Jammin]

...Will someone please put the dog to  sleep, it's already proved to us it doesn't deserve to live, with over 200 pointless annoying messages...<P>... I bet it's parents are cousins...<p>[This message has been edited by Ben Jammin (edited 12 June 2001).]

[wannabe_mrs_moyles]

well, at least i have contributed to the board in my own strange way, which is alot more than you have done ben 'i've only posted 8 times' jammin. and my mum and dad are not cousins, i heard your mum and dad are brother and sister so you can hardly talk

[Ben_Jammin]

oh good come back... <P>I shall add that to my book of insults that make the insulter look even more stupid than the person trying to be insulted

[stevotrash]

wannabe is soon emerging as a vicious minx. If you want to get an email read out moyles show, i suggest you combine your obbsession with moyles with a manic undertone. I think this could be your key to getting an email read out. Highlight your love of christopher whilst threatening to cut his bollocks off if you catch him with another woman.<P>may be worth a try

[the_dr]

Mrs Moyles: Do you have a straw doll of Ana Boulter which you stick pins in every night?

[Tom_Murphy]

Ana Boulter is just a small obstacle in the way of her target. nothing will stop her, not even her kitten and her glass of milk. grrrrrrrrrrr she's going to jemma's house on saturday to plot.....<P>~luv me~ bye!

[A_Mystery]

I think that Mrs Moyles is deliberately trying to be irritating,and is actually a normal,well-balanced adult...but just pretends to be an irritating pubescent little sl*t..I bet 'she' is a 26yo male student who thinks 'he's' funny..<br>Either way..he/she/it is not.

[Tom_Murphy]

everyone seems to doubt the existence of "poppy holdsworth". i must admit her story is convincing, but her posts are questionable. i think proof is required.

[the_dr]

Maybe an ex-poster on this board? Somebody who has been pissed off by some people?

[wannabe_mrs_moyles]

for gods sake, i am poppy holdsworth! i'll scan in a copy of my birth certificate if you want and i'll send it to all of you! and i'm not a sl*t thankyou every much, i just like chris moyles a tiny bit more than normal people do, not that i'm saying i'm not normal. right,thses are the facts, ask me and anything and i'll answer.<P>full name : poppy abigail holdsworth<br>age : 14 and 4 months<br>hobbies : listening to chris, internet, music, reading<br>favourite school lessons : art,english<br>favourite time of day 3-5:45 pm<br>favourite food : chocolate and veggie lasagne<br>top 3 sexiest people in the world : 1) chris 2) dave 3) seann william scott (i only like him in 2 of his films though)<br>favourite film : what lies beneath, the shining<br>best friends : jemma, bethan, sonia, charlotte, emma<P>feel free to ask anymore questions. but i am definately real!!! oh stevo, i will try and get an e-mail read out,i'll e-mail him today and see if he does anything. and i'm going to get my dad to post a message on here to prove that i am real (he should know,i'm only here because of a wild night of passion he had)<br>

[the_dr]

How weird - I'm 14 and 4 months as well.

[wannabe_mrs_moyles]

right, i've e-mailed him, i said all this stuff about 'i will not snog another man until i get to snog you' and stuff like that, if he does read it i hope he doesn't think i'm a prat, oh my god, what if he thinks i'm a mad woman??????? oh no, what have i done?

[Sanjay]

Gonna be looking forward to his reply!  :)

[stevotrash]

..oh did i forget to mention that i'm a moron poppy. My ideas are misguided and misinformed.

[Guest]

I think its quite funny that the dr & mr m are the same age (that's ever so slightly a compliment dr). i am drunk. how do yo spell compliment?<P>mrs moyles is definately my favourite message board member. <P>did you know - the word "favourites" is spelt incorrectly on your internet browser (microsoft ones). ia am drunk. i don;t know why i'm here.

[wannabe_mrs_moyles]

yes, it's spelt the american way