[the_dr]

Thank you  :) I am 14, and that will be proved in a few weeks when the Sunday Telegraph article and TV documentary comes out (sorry - I had to plug it again  :)).<P>the_dr

[wannabe_mrs_moyles]

i'm not immature and childish. i'm very respected in my local area (my bedroom) all of my posts are perfectly logical and 'the truth' is that you're a ******, you big ******!

[winker]

Hmmn. The TRUTH obviously put a reactionery comment on here about all of us and (sorry to say) most of us responded. Just ignore the TRUTH. The TRUTH is NOT out there.

[THE_TRUTH]

Alright children, don't throw your toys out of pram !!<br>I have proved all of my points,and would elaborate more - but I fear it would be wasted on you.

[THE_TRUTH]

Out of THE pram.<br>Apologies.

[stevotrash]

i may be low, shallow and an idiot, but you sir could walk underneath me wearing a top hat.

[THE_TRUTH]

I agree.  I only posted this topic as I've been realy depressed and lonely recently.  I haven't got any friends and I'm really jealous of all your witty banter.  Will you guys be my friends - lets go to the Love Parade, dude!!  Yeah, do you want to?  We'll drink beer and get drunk!!

[the_dr]

To steal Tom's favourite phrase (he would say it if he was here):<br>Smeeeeeeeeeelllllllll the irony.

[SanDimas_Football_Rules!]

i think the trash may have something to say about that.<P>TRUTH - don't talk about things you're not old enough to do yet ok, mummy won't be pleased.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

the truth i (gaspode) was in a book called that.

[Sanjay]

Well if you want to go to the Love parade...  :)  and drink beer and get drunk and have a joly good time is usually what u do at festivals (ahem.. sorry parties! <IMG SRC="http://chrismoyles.net/ubb/wink.gif">) am i showing my age now...

[THE_TRUTH]

wee-wee poo-poo.<P>Will you be my friend?

[THE_TRUTH]

Nice try,kids.<br>Just one problem.....The IP numbers of your extremely adult and mature imitation of me are completely different.<br>Not only are you people childish,but also you are very obtuse.....Doh !!

[THE_TRUTH]

Mr Fatboy Fat.

[SanDimas_Football_Rules!]

how obtuse you are.

[wannabe_mrs_moyles]

obtuse, acute and er...what's the other triangle? acute = less than 90 degrees, what's the other one?!

[Stickyspanner]

reflex

[Guest]

Mr Truth, you really do have a lot of insecurities.  Why don't you just be at ease with yourself, find true calm to be the person you are, and stop attacking others to make yourself feel good, eh?  :)

[THE_TRUTH]

Hmmm...Fatboy Fat...<br>Don't u think you're being a tiny bit hypocritical - considering you were posting messages pretending to be me...maybe it's YOU who needs to deal with your insecurities.<P>Now please everyone - Go and crawl back into your little holes,and start licking your wounds.

[SanDimas_Football_Rules!]

why the hell are you posting at 5.01 in the morning?

[wannabe_mrs_moyles]

reflex reflex reflex, that's it! thankyou sticky!

[Stickyspanner]

See Poppy<P>i`m just a fund of knowledge  :)

[Guest]

Yeah well Mr Truth I did it because someone was going to do it eventually - you're so up your own arse its easy to take the ****  out of you - you're like the Will Self of this board, with no sense of humour and a very priggish attitude to life and the people on this board.<P>But what right do you have to insult the people here?  We're having a laugh - when you first visited this Chris Moyles message board, what were you expecting?  Critical analysis of Aristotle's theories of the state?  A debate on why Urban II's call for the First Crusade in 1095 received such an enthusiastic response?  This site is based on Chris Moyles, who most of the time relies on coarse, often simple but always very funny humour.  Wouldn't you expect the messages posted on this board to mirror the banter on his shows even slightly?<P>If you want to call us all immature, boring posters then fine, I, and I think most people here really don't care.  A lot of people here, like Stickyspanner and the_dr are very intelligent people who simply LIKE HAVING A LAUGH.  <P>If you find us all so horrendously immature then fine, go to a more "mature" site where the people there aren't so "inane".  What you're saying is now just getting repetitive - I found you amusing at first but now you're just irritating.

[Uglybob]

yeah that too and all, dont they still make pop tarts

[Sanjay]

Your righ there "uglybob"<P>And FATBOYFAT - (y) nice argument - how long did that one take? kidding  :)