[comedy daves joke writer]

with regards the act BLOWN OUT i must tell you they are still going strong. They are now signed to a major label and there first record is coming out in march, i understand Chris Moyles and Lizzy from the show are to appear in the video.<br>I know all this info because a good mate of mine seen them perform at Creation in Stoke, they are a cross between the sex pistols and black lace, after the gig my mate blagged his way into the VIP area and got talking to there leader DAZ, he told him all this info.<br><br>My friend is a huge Moyles fan and has told me about this message board i have heard some tapes of Chris moyles going on about this band, an judging what my friend says about them they are going to be massive.<br><br>Good luck to them.........

[Uglybob]

sex pistols!!!<br><br>they remind me more of that band bus stop who did that cover of kung fu fighting 4 years ago. then they tried to do get it on, the trex song. i saw the video on the box at the time cos it didnt dent the charts. an old trex performance with a tubby white fella rapping inserted in.

[Everlast]

Yeah that fat white fellar the same one who used to rhyme with an American accent and when you heard him speak he was like alright guv'nor apples and pears

[dean]

Let me tell you its not the same bloke i have seen Blown out live and the frontman is not atall tubby as you say.<br>Also with regards that Bus stop band i am sure they are not bothered about your comments as didn,t they have a worldwide top 10 single with that kung fu.<br><br>There,s no room for jealous people here.<br><br>I for one hope blown out have a huge hit

[Jonny Hoare]

cccccccccccuuuuuuuuuuuumonnn<br><br>pplease be up standing for the turn of turns.....<br><br><br>better than otzi or herpes.<br><br>Blown Out

[Everlast]

[quote author=dean link=board=1;num=1010622441;start=0#3 date=01/10/02 at 10:19:59]Let me tell you its not the same bloke i have seen Blown out live and the frontman is not atall tubby as you say.<br>Also with regards that Bus stop band i am sure they are not bothered about your comments as didn,t they have a worldwide top 10 single with that kung fu.<br><br>There,s no room for jealous people here.<br><br>I for one hope blown out have a huge hit [/quote]<br><br>Who said i was jealous junior, * you. Who are you to say what goes in here anyway you only have had two posts. I can say from experience theres no room for twats in here Beyyyyyyyyyaaaaaaaaaaaach<br><br><br><br><br>

[Nablo.]

Aw don't be so hard on the poor little Newbie! He doesn't know the way of us bigger boys so let him have a little time to play around to get his bearings then you can have a go at him!

[King_Stevotrash]

where does a dictator begin?<br><br>first of all 'comedy daves script writer', everyone knows that my arch enemy stevotrash is responsible for the entire content of the chris moyles show including the newsbeat segments.<br><br>Secondly, comparing Blown out to the Sex Pistols is quite frankly the most piss poor comparision i've ever heard. Sex Pistols wrote and performed songs with electrifying licks and harsh anti establishment discourse whilst Blown Out cover shitty songs using the medium of popular dance music.<br>

[King_Stevotrash]

Blown Out=very successfull?<br>Thats a pudding throwers analogy.<br>David the photographer was a true star. But look what Moyles did to him, kicked him to the curb like a foot and mouth infested carcass.<br><br>And you are now blessed to witness my first equation of potential success<br><br><br>Blown Out= Novelty +  Expiry date<br>                   ______<br>                   Material<br><br>This roughly means Blown Out are two bit chumps who don't have the balls to come on this board to dispute my findings as they know my research is of the highest standard.<br>

[big jim]

you are talking through your arse pal.<br><br>lets just wait and see what the chart position of are record is.<br><br>and yes i am the real Big Jim

[King_Stevotrash]

The real big Jim??? Wowwww<br><br>I shall define my exhuberance through the equation of enjoyment.<br><br>Suprise             +the charles and eddie effect = reaction<br>______<br>Indifference<br><br>Well done on getting moyles behind your record but i still stand by my prediction that your novelty act won't be destined for greatness.<br><br>The Sex pistols comparision was absurd. Or perhaps you were using thinly veiled irony. Or perhaps not...

[big jim]

mark x your just to dam clever for me to deep i am just one half of a novelty pop act from stockport who thanks to chris moyles is about to have a top 40 hit.<br>also thanks to moyles i have been on a mini tour with the band and sorted out a few tarts on the way, some paid for some gave there services for a small cover charge.<br><br>with regards Daz being the sex pistols half of the act i think what the person meant was that he has that don,t give a * attiude is aginst the authrities etc etc.<br><br>yes i agree our music is nothing like theres, although in are set we do a cover of God SAVE THE QUEEN which sorts the men from the boys.<br><br>Infact the act now have a worldwide record deal thanks to plays on radio 1 and Daz has just come back from a 2 day promo trip to Germany.<br><br>keep the faith as fans of moyles people on this board should back us and not knock us as we are a creation of moyles,s ability to see real raw shite talent.<br><br>respect

[King_Stevotrash]

It's nice that you recognise my sublime intelligence. <br><br>Firstly, you shouldn't be paying for tarts. Theres a girl in my neighbourhood which will do a lot for a can of tizer and a curly wurley. I'll drop you her number.<br><br>It would be fun to see you get into the top 40 but you really need to add an extra element to 'you've got that loving feeling'. I'm available to do some devonshire style rapping between choruses if you would like.<br><br>

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

ohhhhhhh curley wurleys......

[Eddie]

Why do these "Blown out" members have to keep putting commas in their words instead of apostrophes? (Spelling ??) like in words like "Can't" they put "Can,t", which is obviously wrong! Is it the new cool thing to do or are they just plain stupid??<br>By the way, a come back is not a good come back if you just have a go at the spelling and grammar in this post.<br>

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

can we have a go at the sheer pedantry of it? You'd never catch me correcting spellings....

[Eddie]

Of Course Gaspode, that would be a good come back. but does anyone knw why they do it (Use commas I mean and not Apostrophes

[a_girl_from_mars]

I'm not the only one that noticed then. I raised this point in another thread.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

what are apostrophys really? (please note this is a deep philosophical question an not the bleedin obvious one you might think)

[Slim_Jim]

Its me doing all this blown out shit my name is dean and i have only have 2 posts under my belt. I find it hard coming to terms with my sexuality so i takes my stress out on the MW board i'm sorry and i wont post again

[Chris]

Amusingly, that wasn't Dean .. but all the other "Blown Out" posters, are.

[Everlast]

A-ha you may now call me Sherlock

[Jonny Hoare]

we're so pretty, oh so * pretty<br><br>VACANT!<br><br>Cuuummmmonn you've lost that loving feeling

[Nablo.]

Great we seem to have some weird freak poster who seems to be some kind of celebrity wanna be. So to help him with his goal we have to suffer is freaky lets pretend I'm someone famous antics.

[Jonny Hoare]

I'm actually jennifer Lopez, and in fact I'm a bloke.<br>Hence my arse.