- Thu Jul 05, 2001 11:00 am
#102626
I would LOVE to see a Mr Moyles vs. The 3AM Girls court case.<P>"I bring to the stand Polly - who, Mr Moyles, you affectionately refered to as 'Lassie' on many of your radio broadcasts"<P>"You blatently instructed your listeners to telephone The Mirror newspaper with fabricated stories of a comical nature"<br>"No I didn't, I said 'Whatever you do, don't phone them up'"<br>"Mr Moyles, both you and your audience were fully aware of the implications of this statement. This was to be taken as a joke, and the listeners should, infact phone up. Is that correct Mr Moyles?<br>"No"<br>"Mr Moyles, why did you read out the 3AM Girl's phone number?"<br>"Mrs Prosecuter, why don't you just shove it up your ass?"<P>"Mr Moyles, you were charged with the serious crime of calling these 3 young ladies 'mingers' on your radio show. After hearing all the evidence, the jury has reached a verdict. You are guilty, and shall be punished with 6 MONTHS ON DANCE ANTHEMS!"<P>the_dr