[Degs]

he was in con-air, right?

[Degs]

when are the horse galloping towards hartlepool way?

[seony]

Forget about the price of cheese ! Why is sliced bread so great ?

[Degs]

what was the best thing before sliced bread?  a knife?

[seony]

his girlfriend is inflatable. ain't she ?

[Guest]

Why would the horse go to Hartlepool? It smells of fish and perfume.

[seony]

ahh, knifes. very handy tools. for many-a-thing

[Guest]

Seony are you thinking of the inflatable pilot off Airline?  

[Guest]

Knives are good for killing inflatable girl and boyfriends.

[Degs]

that was top when the other inflatable pilot went down on him (so to speak) at the end

[Guest]

and other inflatable people in general.  Infact they are generally good for killing people.

[Degs]

stick to sliced bread.  knives and inflatable people shouldn't be together

[Guest]

Whats your favourite type of bread?  Bread always reminds me of m&l do that extra hour and filling it with nostalgia about things like Brod and Chede

[Degs]

i like warburtons brod.  medium white.  and dairylee, philadelphia and cheddar chede

[Guest]

Well Philidelphia tastses like "Come into the chorus with me now" (back to the parody theme).

[Degs]

the last few of moyles parodies have been decent tho i reckon

[the_dr]

A the reasons for having a chat room become apparent. About 40 messages each about 1 line long posted withing 15 minutes. It's a shame the chat room never works out.<P>the_dr

[Guest]

"And through it all he has a big erection,<br>He uses contraception,<br>I hope this won't take long" <P>From Arseholes by Robbie and William, is moyles able to come up with stuff like that?

[Guest]

Sorry for having nowt better to do other than revise mate. This is revision.

[Degs]

244 replies yourself dr bloke.  Shame I haven't read them all

[Guest]

What i just said made no sense.  Give me some moyles lyrical genious and i may concede if m&l or wierd al cannot beat it.

[Degs]

er, this is my perfect motor in blue :S (i'll keep thinking!!)

[zygoticmynci]

on line replies are good

[Guest]

Is that a line Mynci? Coz that is really poor.

[Degs]

One line replies are good unless you have something interesting like me and stretch it out for upto 3