[stevotrash]

heres another celebrity email from matthew wright. We managed to find his private email address on a website and complimented him on his looks and asked for a picture.<P>----- Original Message ----- <br>From: "Matthew Wright" <[email protected]><br>To: "Mark Stephenson" <[email protected]><br>Sent: Thursday, April 05, 2001 11:47 AM<br>Subject: Re: hi matthew<P><br>> <br>> Hi Mark<br>> <br>> Thanks for your kind words but would you believe it - we've no budget for<br>> snazzy pix of yours truly...<br>> <br>> How did you get me email address out of interest? <br>> <br>> <br>> <br>> <br>> <br>> _______________________________________________________<br>>  Get 100% private, FREE email for life from Excite UK<br>>  Visit <A HREF="http://inbox.excite.co.uk/" TARGET=_blank>http://inbox.excite.co.uk/</A>  <br>> <br>>

[the_dr]

The Wright Stuff is class - I watch it whenever I'm off, excellent show - especially the bloke who's name isn't Matthew Wright. Wright is a ******.<P>the_dr

[shut_up_will]

How do you get celebrity email addresses? And whats the point?<P>I have one celebritys email address, he's a pretty major celeb. Can u guess?

[the_dr]

Jenny Powell? Oh damn. Oh well, I give up.

[Guest]

John Kettley?

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

jim bowen or fred talbot if you could get them i'd be impressed.

[Mike]

Stevie Wonder...

[Guest]

peter shilton.

[shut_up_will]

Ur all way off.<P>He used to be in Blackadder.

[stevotrash]

i've got a jim bowen email<P>----- Original Message ----- <br>From: "John Clayton" <[email protected]><br>To: "'Mark Stephenson'" <[email protected]><br>Sent: Tuesday, March 20, 2001 9:47 AM<br>Subject: RE: to jim<P><br>> Dear Mark<br>> <br>> Thanks for your kind report vis-a-vis my popularity in the presidential<br>> stakes of your institution.  Unfortunately your second paragraph renamed me<br>> Paul (probably Paul Daniels or Paul of Tarsus).  This leads to me to believe<br>> that this email is a circular - so bollocks - try Frank Bough!<br>> <br>> Super, smashing, great!  Look at who you could have had...but I'm afraid you<br>> haven't even won your bus fare home!<br>> <br>> fond regards<br>> <br>> <br>> Jim <br>> <br>> <br>> <br>> > -----Original Message-----<br>> > From: Mark Stephenson [SMTP:[email protected]]<br>> > Sent: Saturday, March 17, 2001 2:33 PM<br>> > To: mailto:[email protected]<br>> > Subject: to jim<br>> > <br>> > Dear Jim<br>> > My name is Mark Stephenson and i am a undergraduate studying at the<br>> > College of St Mark and St John situated in Plymouth. The college will be<br>> > holding its elections for president and vice president of the student<br>> > union (MSU) very very soon and the candidates are campaigning like a bunch<br>> > of Del Boy wannabees. I work on a radio show in the college and although<br>> > the nominees are good choices, we deceided to hold a poll asking the<br>> > students which talented celebrity they would like to be president of the<br>> > student union. It was a one horse race, with your good self romping home<br>> > with the votes.<br>> >  <br>> > Jim Bowen                60%<br>> > Robbie Williams        34%<br>> > Tony Blair                 1%<br>> > Brittany Spears         1%<br>> > Other                        4%<br>> >  <br>> > As you can see Paul, the students of The College of St Mark and St John<br>> > respect your unique comedy style, exciting performances, charisma and have<br>> > voted you as the ideal president for the student union if we could vote<br>> > anyone. I realise that your schedule is very busy, but if by any chance<br>> > you could mail a quick thankyou to the students of the college as well as<br>> > wishing the running candidates all the best in their quest for authority.<br>> >  <br>> > thankyou very much for your time,<br>> > Mark Stephenson<br>> >  <br>> >  <br>> <br>> <br>> This e-mail, and any attachment, is confidential. If you have received<br>> it in error, please delete it from your system, do not use or disclose<br>> the information in any way, and notify me immediately. The contents of<br>> this message may contain personal views which are not the views of the<br>> BBC, unless specifically stated.<br>>

[the_dr]

Very good, keep it up!<P>Could you send me or post here the ones you haven't posted on here yet?<br>Ta.<P>the_dr

[stevotrash]

ok i have got emails from<P>evander holy field<P>paul daniels<P>an amusing email from scott mills shedding light on how he managed to get a job at radio1<P>daphane and celeste<P>Tom o connor<P>dermot o leary(when he was on moyles show)<P>hopefully the list will be increasing<P>

[shut_up_will]

Yeah Stevo post ur emails on here.<P>I'd like to see what Paul Daniels has to say. I think he looks like a garden gnome.

[Lara]

i have this email address 4 toby anstis...not personal but 4 his job one....whether it works i dunno...do u want it stevotrash?

[Sanjay]

Ohh would love to see the reply of Daphne and Celeste...  :) of course and what you sent them! .. should be a cracker no doubt! mailto:[email protected] - or just post it on here.

[stevotrash]

cheers for the offer laura but i found it out last night. I'm awaiting on the latest batch of celebrity replies as we speak.<P>This time i've deceided to further the alcholism angle which i devised for the sunday surgery. I know evander will reply once more because hes a top quality bloke.

[stevotrash]

Heres the paul daniels one<P><br>----- Original Message ----- <br>From: Paul Daniels <br>To: mailto:[email protected] <br>Sent: Saturday, March 17, 2001 10:23 AM<P><br>Dear Mark,<P>Thank you for your message, which I found, like my tricks, hard to believe.  Mayby you have sent this message to hundreds of 'celebs' and they are now all emailing you like mad.   What a great way to fill radio time!<br>If, on the other hand, it has a smidgeon of truth in there, then I am honoured and I hereby warn all other candidates that I am now thinking of going back to college, just so that I can be the Godfather of the Student's Union.   From there I assume it is a very small step to being Prime Minister.<br>Thank you for the honourable mention and to all candidates I would like to say............YOU GUYS ARE CRAZY TO TAKE ON ALL THIS WORK, but Good Luck anyway.<br>Best Wishes,<br>Paul Daniels<P><br>BE AN ANGEL!!! <br>In Theatrical Terms, an 'Angel' is someone who invests money in a show.  In this case we are now down to finding another 98 Angels for our next venture.  Debbie McGee is creating a NEW Classical Ballet - PHANTOM ~ THE BALLET.<br>YOU can buy a £1,000 share in this show and, once the show has got past its costs, profits from the box office pay back the £1,000 and continue to pay.<br>Because of the high interest factor in Phantom AND the added celebrity status of Debbie, we expect this production to do very well.<br>Send an email NOW for full details.<P>hello Paul, Debbie and family<P>My name is Mark Stephenson and i am a undergraduate studying at the College of St Mark and St John situated in Plymouth. The college will be holding its elections for president and vice president of the student union (MSU) very very soon and the candidates are campaigning like a bunch of Del Boy wannabees. I work on a radio show in the college and although the nominees are good choices, we deceided to hold a poll asking the students which talented celebrity they would like to be president of the student union. It was a one horse race, with your good self romping home with the votes.<P>Paul Daniels             60%<br>Robbie Williams        34%<br>Tony Blair                 1%<br>Brittany Spears         1%<br>Other                        4%<P>As you can see Paul, the students of The College of St Mark and St John respect your unique comedy style, exciting performances, charisma and have voted you as the ideal president for the student union if we could vote anyone. I realise that your schedule is very busy, but if by any chance you could mail a quick thankyou to the students of the college as well as wishing the running candidates all the best in their quest for authority.<P>thankyou very much for your time,<br>Mark Stephenson<P>

[stevotrash]

i sent virtualy an identical email to daphene and celeste<P><br>----- Original Message ----- <br>From: daphne&celeste <br>To: Mark Stephenson <br>Sent: Monday, April 02, 2001 12:23 PM<br>Subject: Re: dear miss daphanie and celeste<P><br>Hello to all at St Mark and St John College<P><br>We are thrilled that you have seen the light and that you now know that we Daphne and Celeste would indeed be the ideal candidates  for presidents of the student union.  We trust that it was the example of our calm and measured reactions to our enem...friends in the music  business and the extreme maturity which we have shown in our public appearances which swayed the vote.  If your other candidates can hope to show even a modicum of our restraint we believe that they will excel in the post.  We wish them well in the elections and remember if you don't win just sing Ooh Stick you to the winner, we always find it most gratifying.<P>We thank you<P>Daphne and Celeste<P>PS: We keep our tongues firmly in our cheeks at all times<P><br><p>[This message has been edited by Stevotrash (edited 20 July 2001).]

[wannabe_mrs_moyles]

i thought it was britney, not brittany...not that i'm a britney/brittany fan or anything. nope, not me. oh god, help me get that fish thing out of my head someone! i'll even listen to britney spears if it gets that fish song out of my head, i'm a little yellow...

[stevotrash]

theres many deliberate mess ups in the email i sent them. I.e note the name i mention at the beginning of the first paragraph

[wannabe_mrs_moyles]

oh, very cunning! hehe!

[Uglybob]

i take it paul daniels doesnt have a family then