[Guest]

jerry springer show. blah blah blah.<P>i'd watch, but everytime i try to tune in to something on channel 5 all i get is fuzz. spose that's probably just the late night movies though.<P>- crashing of cymbals. weak applause. taxi!

[Guest]

right. what's on telly now? ooh big brother.

[the_dr]

It'd be quite a good thing to have on MPEG/AVI if anybody has a caputre card. The best I can do is MP3.<P>the_dr

[Uglybob]

have u had a look at whats on after it

[Martin]

If you've got Sky, watch it on there.

[Guest]

something called buford's beach bunnies is on after. hmmm.<P>haven't got sky. what do you think i am, rich or something?  :)

[Uglybob]

i bet you thats a top quality film eh<P>probably on a par with confessions of a window cleaner

[the_dr]

Animal Instincts II is my personal favourite, after a while of watching Channel 5 films - you notice they are played in a rotation of about 1 year. You know you should be worried when you regnoise the films again and again...<P>the_dr

[Uglybob]

what was the plot of that then

[Baza]

I've got a pretty good idea!

[the_dr]

There wasn't actually a plot... hang on. Something about a TV repair man who uses spy equiptment to spy on some ladies.<P>the_dr

[Uglybob]

how about emailing channel 5 to show a film. its a little known film called embrace of the vampire. it stars the fella martin kemp now in eastenders, but its not about him. it has the perfect form of alyssa milano and one of the original charlies angels daughters in it. its from 1995. top notch stuff for all the pervs out there