[stevotrash]

I've just checked out the Plymouth line up for 1 Big Sunday. Ash and Catatonia will be there...yeahhhhhh. Moyles won't be there...boooo. Sara Cox instead...booo. Batty boys Damage will be there......****. So soild Crew may be there.....I f*cking hope not.<P>At least wev'e got two live bands at hand. I also plan to storm the stage with the Plymouth National Party when the so solid crew begin to play their god awful songs.

[evil_monkey]

hahahhhahaha, storm the stage? Well that sounds like a real good idea! Perhaps if you get as drunk as normal then that could be a reality  :)

[the_dr]

Don't forget Mark B & Blade - class, and 5ive.<P>the_dr

[stevotrash]

No dr, i really need to forget about those pricks too else i won't bother going. The so solid crew will lose their urban credibilty when the trash and the plymouth national party along with jonny hoare and the callington branch of the young farmers, fueled by ale will storm the stage and kick the gangstas asses all over the shop

[Stickyspanner]

I can see the headlines now!<P>"Hoare and young farmers Trash radio concert"<P> Police were called today to break up a protest at the BBC "One Big Sunday" last night.<P>The demonstration, led by a man professing to be known as "The Hoaremeister", the leader of an underground organisation called "The Plymouth National Party".<P>A flyer from the party recovered by police outlined the objectives laid down by them.  It included:<P>1. Higher national television coverage for Jethro<br>2. The answer to why "Devon knows how they make it so creamy.<br>4. More Radio One events in the English Riviera<P>As he was arrested, Mr Hoare was heard to be shouting "You can take our cream, but you`ll never take our custard!"<P>The case is scheduled for next week.

[Stickyspanner]

"Hoare and young farmers Trash radio concert an apology"<P>It has been brought to our attention that Mr Johnathan Hoare was in fact the leader of the Callington branch of the "Young Farmers", and not "The Plymouth National Party", as previously reported by this newspaper.<P>We apologise to Mr Hoare without haste, and trust that he is released from confinement soon to enjoy his custard and cream in his home surroundings, without having to watch his bottom every 5 minutes.<P>oO(now you know how the sheep feel mate!)

[Stickyspanner]

Dont miss the pullout poster in the Sunday supplement folks  :)

[Stickyspanner]

Coming soon<P>Johnny Hoare - My Life In A Field"<P>Serialised - next week - only in your Plymouth Evening Herald

[stevotrash]

Hello magazine do a photoshoot in johnnys barn along with his partner mabel.

[Cornishtw@]

I might well be attending. My girlfreind lives in Plymouth and she wants me to come up this weekend. Look out for me Stevo, i'll be sporting my Sameul Peeps toupae and brown shell suit bottoms.

[the_dr]

In the words of that annoying Baz Lurman record, I would like to issue a warning to all potential One Big Sundees: "Always wear sunscreen".<P>AFALLALAGTOBS<br>(Association for avoiding looking like a lobster after going to one big sunday)<P>the_dr

[Guest]

A legal challenge<P>Firstly Jonny Hoare doesn't have anything tio do with the Callington Branch of Young Farmers, He does however own a couple of the Wurzels<P>Secondly, Mr Hoare would like it stated that Devon knows why the make it so creamy, is because the stealit from Cornwall.<P>thirdly. Steve 'O 'Trash is the instigator of these heinous  allegations to the safety of this safe garage act<P>Bo selceta<P>Lance Corporal Algenon Monkey Brain Swing Top Bin (Mrs)<P>Ladyboy, Ladyboy and Studmuffin Solicitors

[Stickyspanner]

We always knew Johnny Hoare was associated with ladyboys - now we have proof!!

[Stickyspanner]

Just making observation btw <P>You know the Dr uploaded some shows?<P>well one had the gang talking about the Avalanches song Frontier Psychiatrist.<P>the were replacing lines<P>how about "That boy needs Propecia"  :)<br>

[stevotrash]

....lye down on the coutch<br>but what does that mean?<br>your bald, your bald on the coconut<P>Matthew Kelly-'so johnny, who are you going to be tonight'<P>Jonny Hoare- 'well matthew, i'm going to be..billy ray cyrus'<P>Matthew Kelly-'your having a laugh you bald prick'

[stevotrash]

I'll look out for you cornish tw@t. I'll be wearing mauve shell suit bottoms and carrying a stevotrash sign.

[the_dr]

Sticky: Looks like the ones I did last night/morning have been deleted  <IMG SRC="http://chrismoyles.net/ubb/frown.gif">  <IMG SRC="http://chrismoyles.net/ubb/frown.gif">  <IMG SRC="http://chrismoyles.net/ubb/frown.gif"> It was onyl a test anyway. I'm looking at which is the best host.<P>the_dr

[Stickyspanner]

Buggeration!!!

[????!!!!]

Where can the shows you've put on the net be found the_dr?

[the_dr]

Still looking for a decent host for the files, but I'm getting things sorted out for when I find one. I also have 2 months worth of shows to upload - which I will do on my friends ADSL.<P>the_dr