[James]

I'm going away on holiday soon for two weeks to Tenerife, and I have'nt a clue what to bring back for my girlfriend.  when I said some fake sunglasses she didn't seem to pleased.  (If your a girl.) What would be the best thing your boyfriend could bring back for you? Please help me, I'm really bad with things like this.

[Ben_Jammin]

I know i'm not a girl well not during the day but.....<P>a double headed dild......... um ok never mind......... something u found stuck to your chair on the plane and had to scrape at it with a plastic knife u got with your in-flight meal.......and there u go jobs a good 'un

[A(THE?)MARK_AND_LARD_FAN]

Hey James,<br>Bring back what most other people do from Spain:<br>Gonorrhea     BA BOOM !

[Baza]

i'd love to help you James but i dont even have a girlfriend.<P> <IMG SRC="http://chrismoyles.net/ubb/frown.gif">

[4realls]

I've always wanted to be murdered by a lover, maybe you could get a gun?

[wannabe_mrs_moyles]

you could bring back a tall, dark handsome man! when my friend went there she came back with loads and loads of 'gum in a box' it kept us all amused for weeks, it looks like a box of cigarettes but no it's GUM IN A BOX!!!  :)

[Baza]

simple things amuse simple minds  :)

[Uglybob]

a life

[Lawrie]

Do a comedy dave and get a ironing board..she will think you are SO kind

[winker]

Bring her back some perfume. You can't go wrong with that. Just find out what she likes, she'll love ya even more=boff time.

[Ionic_Storm]

...or she'll think you're hinting she smells.

[magenta]

Get her some jewellery.<br>But not the stuff that will turn her green if she wears it.

[James]

Thanks to all, its's top advice.  I'll go with the perfume.

[Uglybob]

perfume, naah, too dear, get her a pair of ear muffs

[James]

Does any lad hear have a girlfriend? Not that I'm saying you don't. I just want to know

[Guest]

Get her a cuddly toy, mine have always liked that - its cute, ironic and shows you really CARE - especially Bagpuss, they love that

[Cornishtw@]

14 replies and all of them sh*t.And not one from a girl!It makes me want to throw up pigs for a week!As a fella who is currently covorting with a young Devonshire lass from experience I can tell you,its simple.You must do the noble thing,the right thing,for the love of God bring back ALCOHOL!!! <p>[This message has been edited by CornishTw@ (edited 08 August 2001).]

[Ionic_Storm]

Last time I heard, wannabe_moyles and 4real were females.

[Stickyspanner]

Why not bring back the girl you r gonna sleep with on holiday while you are drunk.<P>Then you can recite stories of your beach fumbles and how you want to reenact them with this girl with your g/f`s approval.<P>You never know - if you mention the word 3some you may get lucky!!

[4realaa]

4real is single. I wish someone would love him. He feels like no one will ever want to be with him.........blah. He wants to be able to say 'what did my arms do before they held you' to someone. <P>last time *i* heard 4real has never been been a girl... unfortunately.

[Uglybob]

never had one, never want one, i want to be a selfish git and keep my money

[wannabe_mrs_moyles]

i'm a girl you little cornish pastie! i'm boyfriendless, it's pathetic, i've never had a boyfriend.

[magenta]

yeh i'm a girl too.<br>and jewellery isn't a **** idea!

[Uglybob]

some money, treat her like a hooker, only open at midnight

[My_name_is_Nobody]

I know I'm just Nobody and you've probably been to Tenerife already but -<br>(a) why aren't you taking your girlfriend on holiday with you ? you sly dog, and<br>(b) you'd better check out BB Dean's website - http://www.giftsforgirlfriends.co.uk/<P>(that's GIFTS for GIRLFRIENDS !)<P>aha - thankyouverymuch