[Simon]

This post is specially for the people who don't think i'm funny:<br>Q: What's got 2 legs and bleeds?<br>A: Half a dog!<P>Boom Boom tish! Thank you ladies and gentlemen i'm here all week.

[wannabe_mrs_moyles]

Q. What's grey, sits at the end of the bed and takes the **** ?<br>A. A kidney dialysis machine<P>Q. What do you get when you cross a rooster with a flea?<br>A. An itchy ****<P>Q. How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?<br>A. Both of them<P><br>

[wannabe_mrs_moyles]

first starred out word (Just in case you didn't work it out) pi$$<P>second starred out word c0ck

[Guest]

*GGGGRRRRROOOOOOAAAANNNN*  If I pay will you stop?   .  I like the one about the men though.  Where do they live?

[My_name_is_Nobody]

PLeeeeease ! let's *not* DO this.<P>my pet lizard, small tailed amphibian thingy is called tiny.<P>why's it called tiny ?!<P>because he's my newt    <IMG SRC="http://chrismoyles.net/ubb/tongue.gif"><P>I'm going to the pub. A friend of mine will be recording Stickyspanner's streaming thing for me. I've never heard it yet.

[444444]

Some say the remote control units for television are suggestively phallic, and this is because they are primarily intended for men. Certainly, that would explain all the phallically shaped tubes of white, creamy lotions men buy at the cosmetics counter. Oh, wait, that's women. Never mind.

[A(THE?)MARK_AND_LARD_FAN]

Have u heard about Michael Jackson's new hamburger?<P>One 40-year old peace of meat inside two 12-year old buns.

[Sanjay]

suprised the buns didn't go stale before the peace of meat <IMG SRC="http://chrismoyles.net/ubb/wink.gif"> - though various meats do tend to go through a series of tests and "touching up" processes during it's time - and it can all go horribly wrong  <IMG SRC="http://chrismoyles.net/ubb/wink.gif">

[Ionic_Storm]

Oh Gawd Sanjay!

[wannabe_mrs_moyles]

lol!  :)