[Ionic_Storm]

Just to let you know that I will post the review tomorrow, as I'm out and about and I've recorded it, so I'll listen to it tomorrow, and then review it  :)<P>Yay me!...

[wannabe_mrs_moyles]

go you! ok ok, i had time for 2 posts  :)

[Ionic_Storm]

Yay!!<P>Okay this is so sad!<P>*Martin rings up parents from mobile while he is round his best friends*<br>"Mum, can you record Chris Moyles please"<br>"Well, I dunno how to on the radio."<br>"The record it on Digital"<br>"But I want to watch the Cricket!"<P>I come back this evening with a VHS tape with an hour of Moyles on, and a casette with another hour on, followed by another cassette with the other 45 minutes.<P>All for this review, hehe  <IMG SRC="http://chrismoyles.net/ubb/wink.gif"><P>I'll listen to it tomorrow.

[Stickyspanner]

Martins mum watches cricket??????<P>ooookay then

[Ionic_Storm]

And?

[Sanjay]

And does she sit there with lager and crisps in her armchair cheering when england finally knock a boundary after 9 wickets?  :)<P>Just kidding Martin .

[Guest]

Impressed with your review Martin! "Poor link not worth writing about"    Just kidding, it was v. good.

[Tom_Murphy]

i demand some ben pierrepont style situation comedy.

[Ionic_Storm]

Oh yes, Ben is the alltime God of show reviews, I did try humour, but at 7am, my hands weren't ready to type it.

[Guest]

Hi there, respect to fellow reviewers it's harder than you think to write a review so I have the up most respect for all the others who do it as well. I know my review may not be great but if you give me time then I'm sure I can improve it. I have read the other reviews they have been @ the up most quality and I'm trying to match them. Thanks for your time.

[the_dr]

Good luck/well done to all reviewers. I hope they will be better than mine (ie. You actually do them  :)) Reviewing will be a big part of cmdb, so hold tight.<P>From one Friday reviewer called Dan to another...<P>the_dr

[Ben_Jammin]

Hey.....<P> firstly... I would like to say that i fell over the other day...(sympathy expected and maybe some gropeing  <IMG SRC="http://chrismoyles.net/ubb/wink.gif">, but as they say - just because Snow White lives with 7 other men it doesnt make her easy, same goes for me but i Live with farm animals) and secondly i want to help the other show reviewers with their new job by giving them some tips (from an ex-show reviewer) and some hints on how to be the best, the leader in show reviews ( though its true i was the only one so i was actually the best the worst and the only show reviewer... now to all the show reviewers u have to ask yourself honestly do u have the following qualities, like me.....?<P>- someone who never fetches or carries things himself...<br>-someone who relies on others to accomplish the easyist jobs that they could do themselves<br>-who is quick to find fault with others and equally quick to spring to his or her own defence at the tinyiest possible criticisms....<br>-who has short leader type hair cut<P>and there u have it, THE BEST OF THE BEST OF THE BEST OF THES BEST....of whats left.....<P>and u have your leader ( see photo Ben Pierrepont in Moyles World Board Members gallery)<P><br>Hope thats helped......<P>oh and stay cool:0<P>Now i have to go to the doctors because i am having my head removed from my arse<P>Ben<p>[This message has been edited by Ben Jammin (edited 31 August 2001).]

[Guest]

Thanks people, but I'm not trying to be the best of the best of the best reviewers. I'm only trying to be a reviewer that's fine by me at the mo, but thanks anyway. Plus I don't really answer your questions as a Yes either sorry.

[Tom_Murphy]

........and that's why you'll never be as good as Ben. why not just give up now.<P><br>ben - you f*cking rule dude

[wannabe_mrs_moyles]

oooh, i'll have to read it!!! ooooh! *excited*

[Ionic_Storm]

Yeah, hopefully we're not in it for the competition. We're here to review Moyles' shows, we are here to provide a service to everyone else, and work as a team.

[Tom_Murphy]

you're just saying that coz you're not as good as ben

[stevotrash]

even though i don't write show reviews, i dispute bens claims over leadership of his fellow reviewers. I wrote many funny show reviews in my mind, i swear if you guys saw em you'd be laughing like little school girls. <P>I should be the inspirational leader, just ask stevo geek.

[stevogeek]

mesmorising words leader, you'll always be my inspirational leader trash. I want your babies......your the best.

[stevotrash]

sorry geek, I'm not that way inclined.<P>If you comply with the 'ways of trash jedi' is shall donate my sperm to your ugly missus.

[stevogeek]

thankyou lord!!

[Ben_Jammin]

Yeah but u cant forget the most important thing.. the hair cut its all about the hair cut<P>and i have loads of sperm <P>[This message has been edited by Ben Jammin (edited 02 September 2001).]<p>[This message has been edited by Ben Jammin (edited 02 September 2001).]

[Ionic_Storm]

Little too much info there Ben.

[Tom_Murphy]

hey let's quit with the ben-bashing here.

[Ionic_Storm]

You're right...<P>I love you Ben.