[????!!!!]

Whilst walking past an old peoples home in my area, I noticed a flyer advertising the fact that a Mr Chris Harris would be singing there in a couple of days for the old people.<P>Is it THE Chris Harris?

[Stickyspanner]

Just a note to say I didnt post that message  :)<P>I may have thought that way last night (cheers Tom / Sam), but it wasn`t me  :)

[????!!!!]

No I posted that meesage, but you've got to tell us what you mean now.

[Stickyspanner]

read the old board / new board thread

[Tom_Murphy]

emotions were running high  :)

[kt]

I'm sorry, i didn't realise everyone was so distressed.

[Chris]

Yeah, I'm a pub singer. I specialise in line dancing evenings.

[Guest]

It's all coming out now.<br><br>Chris - when do I achieve the higher status that is obssesed?  After 500?

[Chris]

0 - 50: Newbie<br>51 - 250: Craver<br>251 - 500: Dependent<br>501 - 1000: Obsessed<br>1001+: Addicted<br><br>I might add more when you all reach it  :)

[Guest]

Did you make that up then?  Clever boy!

[Sanjay]

According to that legend that makes me a "Dependant" now - your my mate! (sorry right said fred does some funny things to people - tremendous come-back after so many years without his shirt!)  :P

[Tom_Murphy]

yoo-hoo! hello! am i invisible??????? can anyone see me????<br><br>i have no motivation without a secret hidden target, my life is meaningless  :(, and not just because chris won't put my second appearance int eh sound vault, even though i sent it to him days ago (hint hint).

[Ionic_Storm]

You're my mate, and I, will stand by you...<br><br>Erm... *run off*