[Ionic_Storm]

I'm sorry mate, but saying you didn't want to make a new topic is just asking for it, so I took the liberty to do it for you  <IMG SRC="http://chrismoyles.net/ubb/wink.gif"><P>Don't worry, I think you look cool. I'd like to have been there to be honest! Hehe.

[Baza]

You look good  :)

[Ionic_Storm]

..yeah, I'm jealous  :)

[the_dr]

Big up yourself - very brave.<P>Anybody else willing to show their face?  :)<br>the_dr

[Guest]

two things.<P>firstly, who the **** is MoylesManic2001 ? <br>secondly, i like your hat sanjay.

[Ionic_Storm]

I will if you will Dan...<P>*Martin later discovers that he has been in the newspapers and on TV showing his face off, in which case, his plan backfires*<br>

[David]

Shall I show my face - when I get round to it....<P>David

[Sanjay]

Thanks for the compliments - but i'm not taking any of you to Goa!  :) kidding.<P>Monkey - Hat - costs me 30p from India - A BARGAIN AND A HALF wouldn't you agree guys and girls?  :)<P><br>

[Ionic_Storm]

What can I get for 30p.. oh yes, lets not go there  <IMG SRC="http://chrismoyles.net/ubb/wink.gif">

[A(THE?)MARK_AND_LARD_FAN]

Hey Sanjay,<br>U look like some bit part actor in a Bollywood film !!!!!!<P>And b4 any1 starts - no I'm not being racist; I'm just telling the truth !!!!

[A(THE?)MARK_AND_LARD_FAN]

ps: Sanjay....u look better than Poppy's Pussy.

[A(THE?)MARK_AND_LARD_FAN]

There are 3 reasons why I don't post my picture:<br>1( Because I don't want to be responsible for 5m girls going into complete ecstasy.<br>2( Because I don't want 5m guys comitting suicide.<br>3( I don't have a scanner.

[Sanjay]

M&L fan - better than Poppy's pussy?! Delete this topic before she gets back!  <IMG SRC="http://chrismoyles.net/ubb/wink.gif"><P>NOT BOLLYWOOD! please NOOOO  :) - Apart from the film LAGAAN, all Bollywodd films are about one thing and one thing only (mainstream films):<P>Boy meets girl, girl tells family she wants to get married, they don't approve, no kissing or 'shagging' in any mainstream films (don't ask why!), she refuses to let family get in the way of her "love", get married, boy is usually killed by girl's families's associates or they run away and live (as disney says) HAPPILY EVER AFTER!  :)<P>Job Done <IMG SRC="http://chrismoyles.net/ubb/biggrin.gif"><P>anything other than that plot and the indian public aren't happy!  TRY AND TALK TO THEM ABOUT ORIGINALITY AND THE TERM 'GROUND-BREAKING' - huh?!  :)

[A(THE?)MARK_AND_LARD_FAN]

Hey Sanjay,<br>don't give me that poo(I'm not sure what words we are allowed to say)<br>I've watched a few Bollywood films(I can't remember their names) but they are far superior to Hollywood's year-in year-out pap.<br>They are much better acted(most of them are translated so I can't comment about the script) but most Hollywood and British films are all about sex scenes(not that I'm complaining)......But u hardly ever see a sex scene in a Bollywood film - Pity cause those Indian girls are gorgeous !!  :) no wonder they allways win miss World  :)<br>

[Ionic_Storm]

Better looking than Poppy's pussy? I think the cat in that pic is adorable!!  :)

[Ionic_Storm]

15 smilies on that page - an average of one per post.. how sad am I?

[Guest]

very !

[Baza]

Im going to get my picture on there in the near future.  :)

[wannabe_mrs_moyles]

yay! thanks martin! my pussy is adorable and lots of people think so, i have fan letters sent to my house for my pussy because he's so great.  :) another smiley smiley carol smiley!  :) oh! and another!

[Baza]

I told you my picture would be up there!<br>