[Uglybob]

yes its german man dj otzi (sounds like a german acne cream) with his hey baby song. this will get tommorrow in the charts im reliably told at NUMBER TWO. beaten by bob the builder. is this the first time the top two is filled with novelty acts. watch out his follow up is out too on import. its a cover version of doo way diddy diddy. cover your ears children.

[Simon]

Nothing wrong with DJ Otzi. Go to Tenerife and everyone, everywhere is singing it and playing it.

[Uglybob]

ill make u eat yours words lad when youll regret saying that in 3 months time.

[Simon]

Never. Believe me when you've spent 2 weeks getting pissed and dancing to it you'll love it. Ahh the memories

[James]

I too have just got back from Tenerife and its BIG out there, its al over the place and the rest of the Canaries and Mainland spain love it I'm told by relaible sources.

[Simon]

Yeah, every bar and every club is playing it. Then u get the people who buy the CD out there and play it too.

[James]

Where Abouts were you Simon?

[Uglybob]

i thought it was techno and trance and that sorta music not this tacky crap

[Guest]

when i saw it was cdUK saturday no1 i honestly thought they were joking, and had made this bloke up. they looked as though they were about to laugh, and said something along the lines of "shame on you if you bought it"

[Simon]

I was in Playa de las Americas

[Charmaine]

Oh my God its number 1!!!!

[Ionic_Storm]

*Faints*

[ferretboy]

*hates it when you over use the 'action' stars*

[Uglybob]

yes it was bubbling outside the top 40 for weeks on import where it got to no.41 until they officially released it this week.

[Lawrie]

am i lucky as i have ****-all idea of the song you are talking about i mean ive not even heard it or know the person whos done<br><br>i consider myself very lucky!<br><br>

[Uglybob]

then u r one lucky chap

[Lawrie]

from what ive seen off the messages on here it is pretty cr*p  im lucky

[wannabe_mrs_moyles]

i heard the little preview bit on radio 1 and it's very...different. no one i know has actually bought it, so how did it get to number 1?!

[Ionic_Storm]

I don't overuse action stars... well ok I do... I don't care!<br><br>*Throws a strop*<br><br>lol

[M+L Fan]

Heeeeey heee-eeey baby (oooh!) (aaah!) I wanna kno-o-o-ow....if you'll be my girl.<br><br>Lyrical genius

[Uglybob]

radio 1 did a good thing for once by not playing it cos its rubbish. its a cover version of a song from dirty dancing (ask your mum poppy) and im sure if you listen to your tinpot local for three hours you will hear it about 5 times. i can honestly say this is the most god awful piece piece of crap ive ever heard. now lou bega mambo no.5 was novelty but it was fun. this is downright lowest denominator bilge of the highest order. the keyboard sounds like the same one they use for late 1980's quiz shows. and tell the german that the word is "and" and not "unt".

[Guest]

it's not 'unt', it's **** <br>

[Uglybob]

yes he is

[Guest]

i set em up you knock em down.

[Uglybob]

im like a modern day mike tyson, only without the rapings