[Guest]

After downloading that Chat up lines from the sound vault I thought lets see who out there has the most cheesy chat up lines. So I'll start it off then.  :P<br><br>Do u lie on your stomach when you sleep? If not, can I?<br><br>Hey come on lets see who can get the worst ones.  ;)

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

do u listen to chris moyles?

[Stickyspanner]

no guy will reply to this thread as it will show the girls of the board what their chat up lines are and hence make a prat of them - cos we all know chat up lines only work when folk are drunk <br><br>Sooo - no reply from Martin then <br><br>What WOULD be a good reply is from the girls - what chat up lines work on you

[Ionic_Storm]

Ah shuddup

[Sanjay]

"Jones Collins"<br><br>For all that have read the recent review by Dan  :P

[Mikey]

If u were a bogey I'd pick u first!<br>Ellen <br><br>If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together.<br>Kirsten <br><br>Your lips look a little wrinkled. Do you want me to press them for you?<br>Georgia <br><br>Hey baby, I'm lookin for FUN. I have the F and the N, now all I need is U!<br>Niki <br><br>Would you be my love buffet so I can lay u out on the table and take what I want? <br>Christina <br><br><br>New: Killer Come-Backs!<br><br>This Week's Winner:<br>Them:I'd go 2 the end of the world 4 u. <br>You: Oh really - would stay there?<br>Claire <br><br>Them: What's ur sign?<br>You: One that says get the hell away from me!<br>Jo <br><br>Them: Go on then - ask me out.<br>You: OK, get out!<br>Jo <br><br>Them: Baby, you're looking hot!<br>You: Not really, I always look like this when I'm embarrassed to be seen with someone!<br>Carla <br><br><br> ??? :-* :'( <br><br>http://www.bbc.co.uk/so/lovedup/ - kind of stupid but funny site... "worried about the size of your package?"... and all other stupid features a-like.<br><br>

[Guest]

lol - I like the comebacks

[DJPhil]

Nice Shirt, It would look even nicer on my bedroom floor

[Everlast]

As a dare my mate went up to a girl and said "you must be a lesbian coz your not looking at me"

[dudelove]

hello, my name is XXXXXXXXX, would u like to take a ride on my penis..........I mean car?

[mccarthy]

(Use index finger to call someone over then say)If I made you come this fast with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand. <br><br>Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? <br><br>Be unique and different, say yes<br><br>Nice legs, what time do they open?<br><br>Are you free tonight or will it cost me? <br><br>Is that a mirror in your pocket? ("why?" she says...) Cos I can see myself in your pants tonight!<br><br>Is that a ladder in your tights? Or is it the stairway to heaven?<br><br>Can I have my heart back now please.. <br><br>Here, you look a bit tired, let me breathe for you! <br><br>I don't love you, but I could!<br><br>Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together? <br>

[wannabe_mrs_moyles]

hehe! <br><br>i like your shirt, but it would look better on my floor in the morning.<br><br>that was so bad...

[wannabe_mrs_moyles]

i'm no fred flintstone but i can make your bed rock

[Jessica_Enever]

If you lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?<br><br>hehehe<br><br>jess<br>xxxxxx

[Guest]

^ aaah monsters ^<br><br>why is a woman like kfc?<br><br>you get a bit of chicken to munch on, then a greasy box to stick your bone in. i had to lower the tone didnt i

[Jessica_Enever]

*LMAO*<br><br>thats a good one monkey!!<br><br>jess<br>xxxxxx

[Rob]

Okay, so I came over here to ask you to dance, but I'm kind of concerned. I mean, we could hit it off really well, end up having a few drinks, next thing you know you're giving me your number because I'm too shy to ask for it, I finally get up the nerve to call and we take in a movie, have some dinner, I relax, you relax, we go out a few more times, get to know each other's friends, spend a lot of time together, then finally have get past this sexual tension and really develop this intense sex life that is truly incredible, decide our relationship is solid and stable, so we move in together for a while, then a few months later get married, I get a promotion, you get a promotion, we buy a bigger house. You really want kids, but I really want freedom, but we have a kid anyway, only to find that I am resentful, the sparks start to fade and to rekindle them we have two more lovely kids, but now I work too much to keep up with the bills, have no time for you, you're stressed and stop taking really good care of yourself, so to get past our slow sex life and my declining self-confidence I turn to an outside affair for sexual gratification. You find out because I'm careless and a lousy liar, you throw me out (justifiably so) and we have to explain to the kids why mommy and daddy are splitting up. That's just too sad. Think about the children. For God's sake, if you dance with me and we hit it off, let's just keep it sexual, because we both know where it's going.<br>

[jupiterlove]

Like it a lot rob!!! ;D in reality do you think that one would really work!?? more likely to than some of the other ones in here.<br>from a girls view, i like it!  hope it works for you mate!!<br><br>how about throwin a piece of ice towards the girl/boy.(without hitting them!) then go up to them "now that we've broken the ice can i buy you a drink?" i like that one, not as full on as some of the others.<br>

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

you'd be knackered if it didnt break.

[Guest]

That message left by Rob is the same as one left on the Savage Garden Forum  :-*

[Guest]

I've lost my Virginity, can I borrow yours?

[M+L Fan]

Hi I'm hard, are u wet ??<br><br>Now F*ck me if I'm wrong but have we met before ?<br>

[easty]

There's 217 bones in the human body ... want one more?<br><br>I know its not very correct ok before anyone starts, but funny

[Ionic_Storm]

Made me laugh

[easty]

Why thank you  ;D