[Eddie]

Once upon a time there was a green mouse drill named jeff who was hibernatimng backwards alongside green hair Gel and was best mates with moo moo the naked purple cheese monkey. Moo moo liked gliding past tall cheese mountains whilst being drenched in yellow paper CD's. Well Jeff didn't take too kindly to this and took an orange pair of scisors and removed the light from the chocolate window after firtsly adding lead to the chimneys microwave!!! Some people can be so insensitive, especially after seeing snake men dance the upwards sky larkle!!!!! Damn them!!. Oh well, just had to get that off my chest.<br><br>The question is, have I gone mental????<br><br>Eddie. ;D

[MyseriousWeasel]

No, that all seems perfectly normal to me.<br><br>But then again, I believe in a great battle between Stoats and Weasels that rages on while the world sits, unknowingly, letting fate be decided without them.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

Did you know that if prepared magic mushrooms are a class A drug on a par with heroin.

[Ionic_Storm]

This comin from someone who bitches about people saying lol  ;)

[Guest]

Eddie - I'm worrried about you man

[Guest]

Narcotic Jackanory

[Eddie]

There's no need to worry about me - I'm perfectly fine, I thought I'd just see what people's response would be. I've found out - people think I'm messed up!!!!<br><br>ha ha<br><br>Eddie

[Baza]

What a great story. I'm really touched. <br>Tell us another one, Eddie.

[Guest]

That wasn't that strange I know alot weirder stories than that. That one was rather mild.  ;)

[Guest]

*stares at screen*<br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br>*faints*

[Lawrie]

okay one question? who has been smoking the weed?

[Eddie]

Draknarfu couldn't believe his luck when the page of the fleecey tree turned outtobe old boots knitted together with his favourite thing - custrad frogs! He jumped for joy and landed on the scantily clad hopping coke rake, the coke rake wasn't best pleased and challenged Draknarfu to a game of picture framing with sideways drainpipe filling. The picture framing turned out to coinside with the hairy grass eating festival which was actually draknarfus favourite event of the year so he told gregory to unload the elf lorry and bundle up some singing hymn tramps and not to let them go until the large liver goble monster agreed to help them out.....<br><br>to be continued<br><br>Eddie

[Baza]

Wow! How exciting! What will happen next?

[Gordon_the_Cromag]

they are very mild,when i right stories in school the teacher rips the page out,u need wierder

[Everlast]

She only rips them out coz you fill your pages with graffitti of male and female genitals.......................<br>Well i did it

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

Eddie's been watching too much Nightfever.  Geoffery george bungle zippy and david essex on the same show.  Messes with your mind.

[Uglybob]

(bbc continuity announcer)<br>and now on BBC2, talking heads, this week performed by Howard Marks. next week patricia routledge playing an old woman with a bout of memory loss

[Eddie]

Draknarfu decided that he could miss the hairy grass competition for one year but gigglecrump sprayed yoghurt all over the shinning light of cheese from the fence crusaders. Cars have no special heegle plump energy and thus can't deliver reversed steering objects beside triangle lorry fluff and also dangling bungee Jeeps rely soley on humpty juice to glide smoothly between lamposts and tree fountains which hang in the sky alongside CD towers made from mouldy safes. Green toilet seats mingle with kitchen spillages to enhance the smell coming from lee's energetic hangle pumps and you'd be advised to steer clear of elephnat ear piercings!!! Some people are unbelievable, coming home today I saw 11 entry level elfs siiping on drain whores aswell as eating bannanas backwards through haribo straws of gooness, all this was going on whilst Jim talked sideways through radiators which was a hinderance to his love of fondling puppy jump lawn mowers. Sometimes Jim prefers to swim upwards and silently within * drenched guitar tuners licking mouse mat jam and eating school reunion homeless people. I thank you for the endless jean wearing shop assistants hovering alongside market paving slabs of gold honey. The over heated round plums turned out to be eight times heavier than string which has been soaked with arseholes thinly over a hot fire of icey cabbage men. The cabbage men looked quietly at train soup which went well with prickly curttains and all that is a pretty normal day <br><br><br>I can't belive I just typed all that! <br><br>Eddie.

[Everlast]

This could be big, you could fill the mon 9:30-10 timeslot when 'Orrible gets the shaft

[Uglybob]

eddies been reading harry potter