[Foot_start_Hearing_aid]

I said ill have a pint of Fosters in a half pint glass

[Guest]

Ok  :D

[Lawrie]

"past closing time so sling your hook you drunk......"

[Guest]

' you're baaaared '<br><br>

[Lawrie]

"get out or me and the locals here will kick the sh** out of ya and then we will boot you out you little drunken tos*** okay you hear me??? you deaf g*t...."crack"......."

[Lawrie]

okay a question: what experiances that have been,funny,sick or stupid that you have had in a public house?<br><br>i once caught my friend..erm....with a a girl who happened to be totally naked at the time at the side of joes well pub in leeds...not a pleasent site..but as i was smashed i didnt see much

[Guest]

i haven't done anything notably ad in a pub, its the time after being in the pub that i've done silly stuff. me and two friends once got stopped at 4:45 in the morning by two police cars pulling up quite quickly towards us after we'd just bet each other to go into the local 24hr and buy jazz mags. i pretended not to be with my two mates (as i looked older than them) and used he excuse i'd been out and was on my way home buying some crisps (at 4 in the morning? )<br><br>we were 15/16 and very very drunk, we just got away from them, and my friend had some jazz mags up his jumper which fell out, mid conversation, as he was talking to the police officer. 'what've you got under your jumper?' 'nothing sir....oops'. i ended up running back to my friends house, because of fear of the police stopping me again and finding me far away from where i'd told them i lived; as i'd given a wrong name and address. <br><br>here's a question. what's the most you've ever drunk? <br><br>

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

I once asked for a pint of stella and was given carling.  that annoyed me.

[Everlast]

We got two girls in a fight over some poxy roses that were given out to them whitch was very very funny

[Everlast]

I also know someone who was p*ssing up the bar as he ordered his drink very very very funny

[Guest]

Last Night I asked for a Smirnoff Ice and it cost me £4 <br>Four quid. Man I have to drink sensible drinks.#<br>

[Sanjay]

You remembered all that Monkey? - a genius even when drunk (and after)  :)<br>

[easty]

Or even better start drinking manly drinks jonny instead of girly alcopops, I suggest guinness or black sheep bitter. Very tasty.<br><br>

[Guest]

nothing wrong with drinking girly drinks, you just need to find somebody else to pay for them.  i think they're called sugar daddies.<br><br>kk

[easty]

Nothing wrong with drinking girly drinks .... if you're a girl! But being a man drinking girly drinks would quite possibly reflect your sexuality.<br><br>

[Guest]

hmm, i guess. but my friends and i go out drinking girly drinks once a week, and they're all guys. grated, none of us have had a date in years, i think they're still manly.<br><br>up since 6, beer since 6:15<br><br>kk

[Guest]

speaking of smirnoff ice and girlydrinks, i started out on guinness on tuesday, after a few i decided to move on to alcopops, as loads of other blokes were drinking them and guinness makes you smell like shit (epecially after eight). bad move. alcopops are not a good move as they're girly and make you fall over as you take one taste of them and think 'i'm downing this girly drink'. as i said, bad move

[Lawrie]

i drunk<br><br>5 aftershocks<br>3 whiskeys<br>4 pints of carling premier<br>1 vodka<br>2 pints of tetley<br><br>all this at my 17 birthday party at rios in Bradford

[Guest]

aftershocks are, happarantly, bad news.

[Lawrie]

...they are especially 5 in one minute<br><br>

[Everlast]

I've actally got a bottle of Aftershock which cost me £27 its the gorgeous red cinnamon one

[thunderdug]

I've let rip with one of those foam fire extinguishers in a pub before.  It's amazing how much white stuff comes out of such a small tube!<br><br>*Wait for it*

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

im impressed you can hold it back for so long....

[Cindy]

a landlord once threw an egg at me. i can't remember why.<br><br>in america i walked out of a bar without paying. i thought the bar man was being friendly and giving me free drinks all night, but apparently you are supposed to pay at the end. didn't get in any trouble for it though, and my mate pulled an american cop there later the next time we went there. apparently he showed her his gun and everything.

[Guest]

Jonny Hoare's Drinks Of Choice<br><br>Nice pint of Caffery's<br>Nice pint of Carlsberg Export<br>Nice Pint of Old Speckled Hen<br>Nice bottle of Aadvocaat (splash dribble pour)<br>Smirnoff Ice, Reef<br>Vodka Lemon and Lime!<br><br>Go on then - it's your round and I'M DRY<br>