[Everlast]

i was walking down the street the other day and some guy come up to me and said:<br>"can you gimme 20p i need to ring the hospital for my mate" i said "ring an ambulance its free" <br>"i can hear that change in your pocket" <br>"thats for me mate"<br>"just gimme some money"<br>"no"<br>This guy was about 5'2 which is silly coz im 5'11 and bigger built than him he then walked off and said tosser.<br>Last time someone tried it i kicked them of thier bike and got the shit kicked out of me by his brother and 2 mates with a bottle but one i gave a really hard punch.

[Guest]

Agressive begging is against the law. Professional begging is the norm.<br>Tell 'em to fk off<br><br>Jonny Mike Dickin Hoare

[easty]

Got a worse story than that, was draining the lizard in york station toilets one night after work and a fella came in asking me for money, he then started head butting the wall shouting 'do you think I'm a muppet?' it was just too tempting and luckily he was smaller than me so I said yes.<br><br>Luckily he was too drunk/mentally deranged to start a fight so I managed to get away with a quick jog<br> :-*

[Guest]

>:(<br>I was robbed - Some bugger smashed my windscren. I ring up my insurance company. I AM TOLD THJAT I HAVE TO PAY THEM £50<br>Not Happy.

[Sanjay]

Only one thing for it...<br><br>Subject them to your radio show  ;)

[Guest]

Consumer affairs. Like it<br>Though havent got the balls or the knack to be slighty bothered to do it.<br><br>Nevermind -good idea though!

[Everlast]

You shouldn't have rang your insurance company coz then you would have kept your no claims

[Guest]

But it would have cost me £250 then.<br>I'm just tight that's all

[Chris]

Windscreens don't generally affect your no claims. Read the small-print<br><br>Chris 'I got mine replaced in September and it cost me £50 too' Harris.

[Sanjay]

i thought this is where the cheesy auto-windscreens ads come in.... pah!

[M+L Fan]

You've got to watch out at Nottingham train station toilets anyway, cause u get a lot of people who,shall we say, are in the same sexuality bracket as Jonny Hoare - and indeed do roughly the same job as what Jonny does....if u know what I'm saying.

[Guest]

Ha ha