[Guest]

quick question for the masses- am i the only american posting here? i'm sure i'm not the only yanke fan, but who knows? is this a bad thing? i don't know.  i had a few other questions ready, but they've seemed to escaped my mind as of now. right now.

[Ionic_Storm]

Can I ask YOU a question? How did you hear about Chris Moyles?

[Uglybob]

i know this might come across as a stereotyping and a bit rude so im sorry if i cause any offence but its gotta be asked<br><br><br>ARE YOU FAT

[Guest]

she seems a nice enough person, but there's always that posibility of fatness spoiling it. i hate fat people, not that i'm prejudiced , just they always seem quite bitter. though that'd probably because i pre judge them with hate

[Sanjay]

i'm quite the opposite -  i've always been under a kinda illusion that the MAJORITY 'fat' people are funny - i'm sure you can name quite a few that are (and the inevitable follow-on post from this  - the one's that aren't)  :)<br><br>I however, am just a 'plump dj'...

[Matt]

haha Sanjay ate all the pies  ???

[Guest]

jst realised the foolishness of my comment considering i'm on a chris moyles fansite (as he is famed for being fat - depite his efforts, and, perhaps, now depleating size)  :)

[Guest]

Yes but he doesn't go round hiding the fact that he is fat. He says it and he knows he is. So it's better that you admit to being fat that to go round say that your not. Not that it really matters if people are fat anyway.

[Matt]

I don't think Chris is really that fat anymore.<br><br>He's made himself a lot smarter over the last couple of years...job well done!<br><br>M

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

im fat not paricularly bitter an not very funny.  whats the point........ ;D

[Guest]

first off- i found out about chris moyles through radio1 online.  am i fat? no. am i funny? no.  so  if fat people are funny, then i wish i were fat.  fat dj could be my theme song.<br><br>i've got a tum and a very big bum and such a sexy body<br><br>kk

[Everlast]

You better get a copyright on that before J-ho knicks it

[Guest]

j-ho has nothing on me- except the adoration of all the guys, fame, and wealth. i still have some integrity.

[Guest]

I don't like J-Lo  >:( Ugly B***h

[Uglybob]

the bum quote is tempting me although ive been sworn to take a hypocratic oath not to linger too much on ladies now im 21 as it might be deemed as me being a dirty old man as opposed to hormone fuelled adolescent.

[Ionic_Storm]

Oh come on uglybob! Think about it.<br><br>Would you rather she heard you saying that, or me saying that...?<br><br>Figures.

[Guest]

just say it!<br><br>kk

[Guest]

If you've got a  big bum, show us<br><br><br>Aaaaah Go on<br>Go on<br>Go On<br><br>This site has pictures of messageboard members

[Guest]

hmmm.. vielleicht, but i don't really have a big bum. i was just qutoing "fat dj", yo.<br><br>kk

[Guest]

I'll put my picture up there if you will<br>Your face can't be that bad- I'm on mingers.com

[Guest]

how do you go about putting your picture up there? i want to see thee infamous jonny hoare.

[Baza]

You have to e-mail your picture to Chris Harris and ask him to put it up.<br><br>(That's what I did, just for everyones benefit ;D)

[Guest]

Mingers.com- blame Stevo and Slatts<br><br>Mr Harris nows the tribute sites - surely he can download so that every dart board in the country can now be complete with acessories