[Jonny Hoare]

Stevotrash and the dr should be nominated for an ivor novello<br><br>"well my name is stevotrash, i like eating mash, and when i have the cash i go out on the lash...."<br><br>At least it rhymes - more than what i can say of beddingfield....

[a_girl_from_mars]

Any chance we could hear this?

[Everlast]

Its the rap from 'Do they know its Chris Moyles Time'

[Sanjay]

Which reminds me, when is 'EJ'S' making a return? - I was told shortly after New Year....

[Lawrie]

`me names DRLOZBAKER im off the tv...<br>well only on teletext but its easy<br>i live in leeds and and study business and drama<br>least im not no smelly lama<br>my fave drink is beer<br>its sad and makes me leer<br>this silly rap is totally and utterlly..............`

[King_Stevotrash]

from the deep darkest depths of the westcountry,<br>I like working on a farm and sipping cream teas,<br>diss with me pitchfork and things will get nasty,<br>i'll chop your body up and put you in my pasty,<br>when you live your life you use mine as a factor,<br>and if your kind to me i'll let you ride on my tractor<br>

[Lawrie]

" deep in the darkets streets of chapeltown<br> lives the darkets deepset posse who all wear crowns<br>they are all differant from the crews in the uk<br>and they rush around the streets driving susikis<br>there mums and dads<br>sit in there scroungy councill pads<br>smoking their draw while watching a dull score draw<br>thats what life is like in chapeltown in leeds"

[Eddie]

Round here where I live (london area) Pasty doesn't rhyme with nasty so when I read that rap from Stevo , sorry "Marx" it didn't work. pasty = pa stee nasty = nar stee...just thought I'd point that out (And before anyone says anything, I know Raps are usually done in American accents where pasty and nasty do rhyme!)

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

its better to fart a lot an smell a little,<br>than split your arse an be a cripple,<br><br>little an criple dont really rhyme but it still works.

[David]

I am the man,<br>I am the dood,<br>I am hungry,<br>Lemme eat food.<br><br>I'll take her on a dater,<br>I'll take there later,<br>Cus I'm a...............  (insert any appropriate word you wish)

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

potata

[King_Stevotrash]

correction<br>*pastie<br>as in the cornish pastry treat.

[Eddie]

still makes no difference pastie = Pa Stee, Nasty = Naar stee

[Everlast]

If you say it in a Cornish accent i think it rhymes. It Rhymes in Scouse, Mancunian and Bristol accents.<br><br>Don't ask me why i tried doing it

[mnky]

nien und nienzig red balloonnnnnnsa.<br><br><br>lots of ballons that are red. shut upm  you bastard germans. * my 66 ass<br>

[Uglybob]

[quote author=Monkey link=board=1;num=1010758974;start=0#14 date=01/13/02 at 17:14:32]<br>i laugh at stan, the man , hamman,<br>[/quote]<br><br>i know a niggly thing but i dont want you to start about petty spelling mistakes but its not stan but sam hammam<br>

[King_Stevotrash]

nasty = na-stey<br>not nar-sty<br><br>pastie= pa- stee<br><br><br><br>Do you see crazy Eddie.<br>

[a_girl_from_mars]

From where I come from (Nottingham) pastie is past-ee and nasty is nast-ee so it works for me.  :)

[Eddie]

I think we've already worked out mr Stevo Marx, that it's all to do with accent - ours are obviously different - neither of us are wrong, just different.

[Uglybob]

all i have to say is 88 to make english ppl laugh

[Everlast]

I approached my good friend Fred Durst and asked him to write some dope lyrics for the MW message board. At first he was a bit pissed off because he didn't like Chris Moyles because he is an avid fan of Terry Wogan but he reluctantly gave me these lyrics:<br>Y'all don't like Limp Bizkit <br>Well you can shut the * up........innit<br>You think Limp Bizkits wack<br>well i'm gonna give you a smack<br>why do you hate me and my band<br>Im gonna slap you about a bit with my hand<br>our first and second albums were ok and the new ones are shit<br>Y'all can't sell out like Limp Bizkit<br><br><br><br><br>Personally i think this is his best lyrics to date<br><br><br>

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

hahahahahaha  ;D ;D ;D why am i laughing mr uglybob?

[the_dr]

whoop whoop<br>i make y'all loop de loop<br>with my military coup<br>y'all can smell my poop<br><br>i am the doctor<br>mixing it with the foxtor<br>the ultimate radio popster<br>in me (wiggey wiggey) helicoptor<br><br>i come from oldham<br>i've already told 'em that<br>i would love to hold 'em<br>and make a mold of 'em<br><br>dr! dr!<br>they all say<br>they gotta pay<br>NO WAY!<br>but i just think theyre ever so slighty gay<br><br>pop idol time<br>darius can rhyme<br>drink some wine<br>and eat some tyme<br>and commit a crime<br>everytime darius chime<br>"hit me baby one more time"<br><br>feel my mad rhymes<br>feel my mad beats<br>y'all gotta know<br>that it comes from the streets<br><br>i love the darts<br>it makes me farts<br>and gets me tarts<br>in to which i put my parts<br><br>big it up to the bobby george man<br>i am a very big fan<br>looks like hes been hit by a frying pan<br>if he cant get a 180 no-one can<br><br>mervin king<br>makes me go ping<br>he lost the game<br>he was so tame<br><br>tony david won<br>he is number 1<br>unlike the count he doesnt weigh a ton<br>his favourite presenter is david dickinson<br>2 strokes of his chicken and he will...<br><br>my favourite singer<br>he aint a minger<br>he say 'bling blinger'<br>he aint no aguilera<br>he appealed, to me you see<br>when i peeled, my orange tea<br>over i keeled, like a monkee<br>dan bedingfield, he's the one for me<br><br>if you rip of any of these<br>you will smell my cheese<br>infringe my copyright<br>and you will get a fright<br>when you realise that they are actually quite good

[Everlast]

Well Dr Mr Fred Durst himself saw your lyrics and he said that they were wack

[mnky]

i really cant sum it up[[better than dr. loverly. check my zoocall.it was rubbish. exactly