paris? pah! i stayed in a place that doesn't have a name i can pronounce and was in belgium half the time eating chocolate, jumping in fountians, crying at sad stories, trying to stop my friend crying when her boyfriend broke up with her, playing snake on my phone, texting people, walking in trenches, looking at gravestones in fields, getting told off my mrs 'you're going to be in serious trouble if you don't get back in your own beds' murphy, walking into bins, finding out info about a bloke called willy mcnally in a museum, hunting for socks, singing along to the wurzels, watching the full monty, skidding across floors on shampoo, throwing my phone across a room when some pillock decided to ring me at 4:35am (naming no names except my cousin) 'twas great fun