[Jonny Hoare]

the nation's waiting...<br>women gerating<br>males masterbaiting<br>all for <br><br>Badger baiting

[kendra k]

complete crap<br><br>yo ho ho... i'm kendrak<br>i like my hoes on the attack<br>i like to beat my b*tches and hoes<br>cos they don't suck my toes<br>they don't suck my nose<br>so i go on beating my b*tches and hoes

[King_Stevotrash]

this board is full to the brim with haters,<br>Laurence- Lewyln wannabe painters,<br>Working hard, trying to create an image,<br>It would be a little better if they ate their spinach,<br><br>Ploughing fields is the gift i was god given,<br>And the smell of pig shit is what keeps me driven,<br>Through my hard knock life of insanity<br>In the eternal quest to get myself a kitty<br><br>I'd call it tibbles and buy it a mat,<br>Buy it a gerbil and christen it Pat,<br>I'd milk their udders, and sell-it in pints glasses,<br>Design a funky logo and sell-it to the masses,<br><br>Its my way--------------------- its my life<br>Its my choice if I have a sheep as a wife<br><br><br><br>

[King_Stevotrash]

this board is full to the brim with haters,<br>Laurence- Lewyln wannabe painters,<br>Working hard, trying to create an image,<br>It would be a little better if they ate their spinach,<br><br>Ploughing fields is the gift i was god given,<br>And the smell of pig shit is what keeps me driven,<br>Through my hard knock life of insanity<br>In the eternal quest to get myself a kitty<br><br>I'd call it tibbles and buy it a mat,<br>Buy it a gerbil and christen it Pat,<br>I'd milk their udders, and sell-it in pints glasses,<br>Design a funky logo and sell-it to the masses,<br><br>Its my way--------------------- its my life<br>Its my choice if I have a sheep as a wife<br><br><br><br>

[Jonny Hoare]

move over eninem... here comes trash.....<br><br>more rapping sound files....

[Jonny Hoare]

my name is steve wright<br>my show is utter shite<br>the catchphrase aren't funny<br>the beeb is paying money<br>for me to do the thing<br>tomake the naiton sing<br>to keep my show alive<br>i recycling material from 1985.<br><br><br>my name is jimmy hill<br>my mother should have took the pill<br>football info is what i give<br>lookling through newspapers with a sieve<br>fulham fc is what i buy-ed<br>then i sold it to mohammed al fayed<br>with all the latest sports reports<br>it's me jimmy hill on sky sports<br><br>my name is mike dickin<br>hot political issues i keep pickin<br>winning arugment by stealth<br>do not question my health<br>as that prat tommy boyd<br>who does he think he is sigmund freud<br>open your head and use your brain<br>and never ring this phone in again.<br>Idiot.<br><br>continue as wish with media celebrities

[Jonny Hoare]

my name is mallet timmy<br>not to be confused with saville jimmy<br>i used to have magik the budgerirgar<br>and drive around in a big flash car<br>i used to work with micheala strachan<br>tommy boyd thinks i was cak-an<br>i take these insults and store tham on a pallet<br>because i'm the inventor of malet's mallet<br><br>my name is stevotrash<br>i like eating pie  and mash<br>moylesly crew think of my ego piow piww<br>i just tell don't have a cow<br>after i- i've ad me ivor<br>ring jonny hoare cos he's the driver<br>to take us out to the bbc<br>and drink on the tab for free<br>