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Hoare against the World!#112877

By Guest - Tue Oct 30, 2001 4:12 pm

- Tue Oct 30, 2001 4:12 pm #112877

Cornwall is great we are slow, but we are not inbred. That is the isle of man. here is a few broadswords at those places who mock my homeland. 1. ESSEX- wideboys and stillettoed heeled slappas. Blokes called Darren, Dave and Martin. Girls called Sharon, tracey and lisa. Drives Ford escorts and mondeos. Chosen professions mechanics and hairdressers. 2. EAST ANGLIA- now there's inbred. If it was any good- why do farmers drive for days not to meet each other. Inbred because they all stem from Bernhad Matthews, Beautiful! 3. NORTHERN IRELAND - I like Northern Ireland. Let's get peace, although if you breed any more Paisley's there'll be trouble. 4. YORKSHIRE- These people are so blase, I have to whack 'em on the nose, and they have to be carried off (H&J reference there Talksport fans) 5. PLYMOUTH- Full of baseball cap wearing ,fake hilfiger jumpers dudes, which take with most awful janner accent, whihc is worse than the Brummie one. 6. BIRMINGHAM- Retard Colony in the past. How else do you explain an accent like that.

Re: Hoare against the World!#112878

By Ionic_Storm - Tue Oct 30, 2001 4:37 pm

- Tue Oct 30, 2001 4:37 pm #112878

Since when has Martin been a popular Essex Bloke name?

My name is Simon Garden...

Re: Hoare against the World!#112879

By Guest - Tue Oct 30, 2001 4:42 pm

- Tue Oct 30, 2001 4:42 pm #112879

Since Eastenders

Re: Hoare against the World!#112880

By wannabe_mrs_moyles - Tue Oct 30, 2001 6:18 pm

- Tue Oct 30, 2001 6:18 pm #112880

leave essex and yorkshire alone!!!

Re: Hoare against the World!#112881

By Ionic_Storm - Tue Oct 30, 2001 6:21 pm

- Tue Oct 30, 2001 6:21 pm #112881

Good point.. whatever happened to Martin? And yeah, leave Yorkshire alone.

My name is Simon Garden...

Re: Hoare against the World!#112882

By stevotrash - Tue Oct 30, 2001 6:24 pm

- Tue Oct 30, 2001 6:24 pm #112882

I wonder whether hoare's latest conflict will mirror the sucess of his 'hoare against premature baldness' campaign?

Re: Hoare against the World!#112883

By Ben_Jammin - Tue Oct 30, 2001 7:36 pm

- Tue Oct 30, 2001 7:36 pm #112883

is that Jonny, that picture? :-/ I thought it was terry nutkins... you know the animal bloke from the really wild show... :-[ i met him you know... smells like cabbage... big hands size 12 feet, oh no wait...thats Kylie Minouge

The Only Reason Why Santas So Jolly Is Because He Knows Where All The Little Girls Live... ;-)

Re: Hoare against the World!#112884

By Guest - Tue Oct 30, 2001 8:32 pm

- Tue Oct 30, 2001 8:32 pm #112884

This isn't going to go well if you go round saying what people are like, I'm sure that someone will get offended with your comments. So please tread wisely J_Ho

Re: Hoare against the World!#112885

By Everlast - Wed Oct 31, 2001 12:50 am

- Wed Oct 31, 2001 12:50 am #112885

i dont think he was being serious

Re: Hoare against the World!#112886

By Ionic_Storm - Wed Oct 31, 2001 7:06 am

- Wed Oct 31, 2001 7:06 am #112886

I wasn't taking it seriously - but then again I'm from Essex ;)

My name is Simon Garden...

Re: Hoare against the World!#112887

By Guest - Wed Oct 31, 2001 10:54 am

- Wed Oct 31, 2001 10:54 am #112887

I was just making sure that was all.

Re: Hoare against the World!#112888

By the_dr - Wed Oct 31, 2001 7:56 pm

- Wed Oct 31, 2001 7:56 pm #112888

THIS MAN WAS BEING SO BLASE INTO THE BARGAIN THAT I WAS REALLY FURIOUS - AND IM AFRAID I HIT HIM IN THE MOUTH AND HE HAD TO BE CARRIED OFF

Re: Hoare against the World!#112889

By David - Wed Oct 31, 2001 7:56 pm

- Wed Oct 31, 2001 7:56 pm #112889

lol - i got about 20 emails today saying I was a wanker from Johny... except the School administrator saw it and is now contacting the police for abuse

David