[Uglybob]

I wonder why Chris has Ian Hislops number. Steps have called MC Theako a 2-faced twat. Also has anyone apart from me not voted for Emails Sent Chris as Best Topic?

[Guest]

if i had the knowledge of old songs, i would reply simply naming the artists of your cryptic topic titles bob (showing that i have the memory/intelligence you are testing for) , but i dont. so i'm buggeroooed :'(

[Guest]

what's the story morning glory behind the hislop telephone number ? i missed all before 4:30ish today

[Lawrie]

some things....<br><br><br>1)ian hislop is a god..he is the comedy on have i got....<br>2) why does lisa from steps look minging in FHM?<br>3) why do big sweet boxes always have a small bag of sweets<br>4) why do cats always s*** in my garden?<br>5) why is it always the best gigs happen when you have no money<br>6) why does christmas get earlier every year?<br>7) who drinks "john smiths"?..it is..pi**<br>

[Uglybob]

bet the hoare knows

[Guest]

1)merton<br>2)thanks for reminding me, i need this months jazz ma...i mean fhm, as rachel is supposed to look fiiiiIIne.<br>3)life is a box of chocolate<br>4)because it is a shit<br>5)god hates you<br>6)hype<br>7)dunno. very frothy.<br><br>8913938213)ziggomatic v17 rules

[Uglybob]

lisas face is ugly, her breasts are the reason why we wouldnt say no to a bit of hibbidy gibbidy

[Lawrie]

rachel looks stunning..chris moyles is soooo wrong about her..she is very cute<br><br>

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

ian hislop didnt half sound like jon culshaw doin an impression of ian hislop.

[Uglybob]

i agree Rachel is very cute

[Guest]

You seem to feel strongly about this Rachel thing >:(

[Jim]

Gaspode, that's exactly what I thought. It sounded like jon was talking to himself.

[a_girl_from_mars]

Damn- I was going to bring that point up.<br><br>As soon as 'Ian Hislop' spoke I thought it sounded like Jon.

[Baza]

I thought exactly the same thing

[Jim]

It sounded like Hislop was overdoing his own distinctive voice.

[gem]

Nah it sounded like jon.<br><br>He must have really interesting conversations with himself. He could chat to himself in the voice of Dale and awnswer as Chris Tarrant!<br><br>....yes I have thought about this way too much

[Guest]

I drank John Smiths on our Launch Night. It was cheap so I bought it. However, it was minging without the widget so I got rid, by giving them away as prizes!!