[stevotrash (Guest)]

I'm well chuffed, because i had not 1...but 2 emails read out yesterday on scott mills sunday banquet. I know scott's no chris moyles but he's pretty good. I must also apologise now for comparing chris moyles to a pregnant panda. But there is a striking resemblence between the two.

[Lazy_Gimp]

Scott Mills is well fit and definately has a face for T.V!<br>Moyles doesnt look like a panda, he looks like an ape!

[Loz]

Well beat my 5 in a week (while on study leave last year).<P>Cox (bitch), Moyles, Moyles, Pearce, Pearce (the shame). NER!

[STEVOTRASH (Guest)]

Well done Loz,<br>Thats a corking acomplishment<br>I'll try giving that a whirl too, see if i can beat that record!!! (i doubt it though)<br>Cause i have to work v. early I'm going to pester Scott Mills on his morning show in weeks to come.<P>ta ta

[stevotrash]

........................this is for all the people who think i'm egotistical. Ressurecting possibly the most embarassing thread in the board archives. I shall weep tonight.

[Sanjay]

you seem to have matured... with just enough education to perform <br><br>(ok that was poor, sorry)

[Ionic_Storm]

I wonder if Ill be like Stevo in a year....

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

i'll save you the trouble...... no.

[Uglybob]

Make that a double no

[Ionic_Storm]

Charming!!! No, fine I can take it...<br><br>Yep, I'm okay...<br><br>*Runs off crying*

[wannabe_mrs_moyles]

aaaaw i wonder if i'll be the next mrs.moyles who was here last year? of course you'll be the next stevo martin!!!

[Guest]

i just wanna be the next mel c<br>

[Guest]

my mate's brother's mate went out with mel c  hhhhhhapparantly. i dont believe it . especially as my friend says his brother 'takes the piss out of him cos he dumped her' hmmm. wasnt she supposed to be going out with some soap dodger in a band? hmmm

[Sanjay]

hmmm indeed - who's been telling porkies?

[Guest]

when did mel c turn trashy? skank man!  i thought i was bad.<br><br>

[Jim]

My mate's mate went out with Mrs Piper a few years ago.

[a_girl_from_mars]

Wow you use the word skank too....

[Guest]

it's cos i'm an american git

[Guest]

And I Have the cd to prove it. Mills is not only a Cd thief but also a joke thief. however my ambitions are low. I only want a mention on the Vicky marsbar show

[stevotrash]

well, you may think you have the CD jonny but i'll think you'll find that I reposed the disc (which i payed for) during MSU launch night.

[Guest]

what cd are you kids raving on a about?

[Ionic_Storm]

Windows XP Professional - that CD kicks arse!

[stevotrash]

no, a cd with all my scott mills material being read out. Noone shall hear it<br>(laughs manically)