[Monkey>]

"That's not mick" "mick's over there he swapped clothes with the fella in order to flush the other guy out"<P>Yeah although it's great an all<br>I got bored and worked this shite out for your interest. or not as the case may well be.<P>-<P>Five weekday shows of 165 minutes<br>One weekend show of 180 minutes<br>= 1005 minutes of moyles per week<br>= 143 & 4/7 per day on average<P>given 365.25 days in a year<br>take away 42 day for moyles' holidays<br>= 323.25 days of moyles per year<P>=>323.25 X 143 & 4/7<br>= 46409 & 13/28 minutes of moyles per year<br>= 773 & 55/112 hours of moyles per year<br>= 32 & 205/896 days of moyles per year<P>=> you spend around 8.8% of your year listening to mr chris moyles<P>assuming moyles lasts 'till you die and was on since you were born (hmm perhaps not)<P>you spend about 6 years of your life listening to moyles<P>and i spend five mintues of my time calculating and writing this bollocks

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

thats not a statistic.......<P>.........they make 250 million mini eggs every year........<P>thats a statistic.

[Tom_Murphy]

4% of accidents in the home are caused by tea cosys. <P>beat that.

[wannabe_mrs_moyles]

i don't own a tea cosy

[Monkey&amp;gt;]

89.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.

[Stickyspanner]

A single cup of expresso requires 24,000 grains of coffee

[Monkey&amp;gt;]

some bowling facts<P>-JFK died in a bowling ball factory accident two weeks before he was assassinated <P>-A 2-10 split lost both world wars for Germany <P>-If the moon were accidentally hollowed out by beavers, it could hold over 3 billion pairs of bowling shoes <P>-Nostrodamus predicted that the solar system would be invaded by cybernetic bowlers from the Crab Nebula every Wednesday for 70 years <P>-The mafia began as a very selfish bowling team

[Stickyspanner]

9 out of 10 women are battered but i still eat mine plain  :)

[Everlast]

67% of pies are eaten by me

[Lara]

91.72% of ppl on this board can't be arsed to reply to this post with a statistic.

[wannabe_mrs_moyles]

i don't know any statistics other than chris moyles is sexier than 99.9% of men

[Guess]

Wannabe - I think that you should just haul your arse down to London and meet him. He'll never be able to live up to your expectations (through no fault of his own, mind) and you'll be able to move on. Or maybe he'll fall head over heels in love with you, dump Ana, and whisk you off for a life of beer and boffing (when you're old enough);-)<P>Jon Culshaw is sexier than 99.9% of men ~luv me~

[Tom_Murphy]

15% of my A-level finals are over, and i'm posting more than ever, even after swearing i wouldn't even turn on the computer.

[wannabe_mrs_moyles]

I WANT CHRIS BEER AND BOFFING!!! NOW NOW NOW!!! i say dump ana! i'm going to london in august,i'm going to attempt to get loads of photos and autographs and get within a metre of him.

[Guest]

wannabe mrs m - i'm really starting to think that you are in fact stevotrash taking the **** . though not even he could come up with a character so insane

[Guess]

'Wannabe' - unless our chubby hero is hung like a donkey, you're going to have to get a lot closer than a metre for the boffing.

[Uglybob]

maybe he can fit it into those special squiggly straws, now thats pay per view adult channel stuff

[wannabe_mrs_moyles]

nope, it's definately me! i'll get as close as i can in london.

[Uglybob]

i think shes genuine, hes not that good at acting

[69dude]

ota<br><br>you never know..

[Ionic_Storm]

What do you mean you never know?<br><br>Bloody hell, I hope Wannabe isn't Stevo! (I mean no offence.. but.. yeah)

[Guest]

What about the time it takes to pull something relevant out of this thread.....<br><br>26 seconds<br><br>Not bad!

[stevotrash]

I'm not Mrs Moyles. Only a comic genious cold have created a network of characters.

[Guest]

Deja vu anyone?<br><br>the comic creation of Trash I am pleased to say, despite his variuos perversions (remember One Big Sunday), is not Mrs Moyles. however such delights as Tarragon Mole were.<br><br>unfortunately

[stagnant_stoat]

shut it you * bald *