[Guest]

Make way for King ZAQAZ<br>Say hey! It's King ZAQAZ<br><br>Hey! Clear the way in the old Cellar<br>Hey you!<br>Let us through!<br>It's a bright new star!<br>Oh Come!<br>Be the first on your block to meet his eye!<br><br>Make way!<br>Here he comes!<br>Ring bells! Bang the drums!<br>Your gonna love this guy!<br><br>King ZAQAZ! Fabulous he!<br>ZAQAZ of the cellar<br>show some respect<br>Down on one knee!<br>Now, try your best to stay calm<br>Brush up your sunday salaam<br>Then come and meet his spectacular coterie<br><br>King ZAQAZ!<br>Mighty is he!<br>ZAQAZ of the cellar<br>Strong as ten regular men, definitely!<br>He faced the galloping hordes<br>A hundred kids with swords<br>Who sent those goons to their lords?<br>Why, King ZAQAZ<br><br>He's got seventy-five golden camels<br>Purple peacocks<br>He's got fifty-three<br>When it comes to exotic-type mammals<br>Has he got a zoo?<br>I'm telling you, it's a world-class menagerie<br><br>King ZAQAZ! Handsome is he, ZAQAZ of the cellar<br>That physique! How can I speak<br>Weak at the knee<br>Well, get on out in that square<br>Adjust your vein and prepare<br>To gawk and grovel and stare at King ZAQAZ<br><br>There's no question this ZAQAZ alluring<br>Never ordinary, never boring<br>Everything about the man just plain impresses<br>He's a winner, he's a whiz, a wonder!<br>He's about to pull my heart asunder!<br>And I absolutely love the way he dresses!<br><br>He's got ninety-five white little Kiddies <br>(He's got the kiddies, let's see the kiddies)<br>And to view them he charges no fee<br>(He's generous, so generous)<br>He's got slaves, he's got servants and flunkies<br>(Proud to work for him)<br>They bow to his whim love serving him<br>They're just lousy with loyalty to ZAQAZ! King ZAQAZ!<br><br>King ZAQAZ!<br>Amorous he! ZAQAZ of the cellar<br>Heard your princess was a sight lovely to see<br>And that, good people, is why he got dolled up and dropped by<br>With sixty elephants, llamas galore<br>With his bears and lions<br>A brass band and more<br>With his forty fakirs, his cooks, his bakers<br>His birds that warble on key<br>Make way for King ZAQAZ<br><br>

[ZAQAZ]

thats a good song about me, that must of took some time all for me. did the computer try to eat you. if it does get the hammer and whack it ard!!!!!

[Guest]

I just thought I'd modify that song a bit for you! Glad to see you liked it old boy!

[Jessntell]

Thats a great song, can you write one for me too?

[Guest]

No sorry it's a one off!  :-[

[Jessntell]

Oh well no harm in asking i guess  :P

[Guest]

Nope of course there isn't if you don't ask then you never know.

[Guest]

don't incourage the boy!

[Jessntell]

lol ok maybe it wasnt such a good idea to ask for another song.

[Kretin]

<look its eddie stobarts son everybody! Say hello!<br>*Hello Mr Stobart, you dirty mother trucker*<br><br>Zaqaz you claims of royalty are seemingly exagerrated. With a little more character development you my one day reach to the heights of a butler.

[Guest]

He is a King. A king of all thats cellar!

[Guest]

dan. are you sure you're not the z-ster?

[Kretin]

Kings have no place in a capitalist soceity. Especially one as lame and unfunny as ZAQAZ.

[Ionic_Storm]

Oh the irony <br><br>Just kiddin.