[Brian_From_Big_Brother]

Well this is nice - I mean isn't it so nice to be the centre of attention. I feel like all my heroes, Judy Garland, Shirley Bassey and Jeremy S[pake from Airport.

[Bubble]

I'm a little bit woooooa, a little bit weeeeh.<br>Do you like my hat?

[Penny]

Stand in the corner until you learn to behave you self.<P>I really need a shag.

[Govinda_jayajaya]

Will someone get my name right!!!

[Amma]

I do not suffer fools gladly.<br>I want to dance for you, I want you to suffer and i want to see the rise in your pants.

[Welshbird]

Actually I'm a member of mensa.<br>Go anywhere nice on your holidays?<br>I'll just give you a blow a sec love<br>Boyo.

[Craig]

Wuuuush.

[Darren]

Majorie.... Majorie

[Penny]

GODDAMN WOULD U JUST LET ME DO <B>ALL</B> THE CHORES.<br>I'M HAVING A BREAKDOWN HERE.<br>MUST COOK.. MUST CLEAN..

[Stuart]

I'm just too smooth to win. I am not trying to be Nick, that would be too easy..... whoooooooohahhahhahahah

[Clare_(No_not_you)]

Boobs is what they want

[Elizabeth]

*cries* I miss my dad.. err I mean boyfriend..<br>

[Stickyspanner]

Stevotrash is alive and well  :)

[Penny]

Excuse me while I flash my boobs.

[Elizabeth]

I'm going out with a 70 year old millionaire, but I'm a lesbian.

[Daft_minger_teacher_bird]

Any body seen (my) Snatch. It's a good film, now you there stand up to attention. ARSE.

[elizabeth]

hi im a minger who's pressed my face on too many windows

[stevotrash]

it twas not me.<P>'errrrrr were goin use quarta inch mdf lowiri'<br>Craig (2001)

[Nigel_Lythgoe]

I'm a survivor, I'm a survivor....<br>

[Craig]

Shut it Nigel, you wuuuush<br>Now I going to use this laminnnate flawring, Lowri<P>

[Guest]

Legendary it was me.

[Hilda]

Who wants to see my dress?<br>Doh!

[Penny]

I'm sorry, I'm so so sorry, I take it back, I didn't mean it, i'm so so sorry.<br>Punish me.<br>Banish me to the kitchen.

[Dean]

I look like Ronaldo....................

[Penny]

**** off