[Guest]

This is the official 'Ionic Storm' fan club.  To join u just have to write a message telling Martin u love him.  Thankyou!

[Ionic_Storm]

Martin, ah, he's so great! I really love him! The best guy on the board.. well apart from.. actually, I wont embarass them.

[wannabe_mrs_moyles]

i love you martin! damn msn won't let me on to talk ot everybody! martin is, what can i say about martin? he's called martin and he um, he talks to me on the internet. <P>MARTIN COME ON UP TO RECIEVE YOUR TROPHY FOR YOUR OUTSTANING PERFORMANCE IN THE FIELD OF BIG CLUB POPULARITY LOVEABLE MARTINESS!

[Ionic_Storm]

Aww thanks... just a shame I told you to go there! Hehe.  :)

[Guest]

whats wrong with ur MSN?

[wannabe_mrs_moyles]

don't tell anybody! you could have looked great there! lol!

[wannabe_mrs_moyles]

it won't sign in  <IMG SRC="http://chrismoyles.net/ubb/frown.gif"> it looks like it's signing in for ages and then it just says that the service might be unavailable or something like that  <IMG SRC="http://chrismoyles.net/ubb/frown.gif"> i'll keep trying to get back on to talk to my devoted fans!

[Ionic_Storm]

Excuse me, could you not talk about YOUR devoted fans in MY fan club! Huh? This is all about me me me me me!! lol  <IMG SRC="http://chrismoyles.net/ubb/wink.gif"> im just kiddin.

[Guest]

go into the moyles chat room instead<br>

[wannabe_mrs_moyles]

hehe! is your club free or is there a membership fee? do we get monthly newsletters? do we get a signed autograph when we join?

[wannabe_mrs_moyles]

how can you have a signed autograph??!!! my brain went mad! i meant a signed picture!

[Ionic_Storm]

Membership - well it's an exclusive club  :)<br>Signed photo - You really want a photo?! *dies*

[Uglybob]

thats how desperate shes become, were dragging her down<br>

[wannabe_mrs_moyles]

i'll have a photo (if it's signed) and i'll stick it on my bedroom wall next to chris, lol!

[Ionic_Storm]

Next to.. hmmm.....<P>What if I put his head on my body? I think that'd look better  <IMG SRC="http://chrismoyles.net/ubb/wink.gif">

[Ionic_Storm]

OLD TOPIC ALERT

[Ionic_Storm]

OLD TOPIC ALERT<br><br>Yes, the only reason I am bringing this topic back was so that I could remember it.. and say that Poppy and Sam cared *wipes a tear from his eye*<br><br>Heh, how sad

[wannabe_mrs_moyles]

hehe! i still care, and i'm still a member of the official martin fan club

[Ionic_Storm]

The only member! I don't even want to belong to a fan club that loves me only natural

[Kretin]

Can i be in your fan club. I like nothing more then salavating over a spotty geek. Only kidding Mr Storm, its your comic timing which has made me your biggest fan. Mervin your a funny guy!

[Guest]

Do I have to pay to be in it?

[Ionic_Storm]

Is that guy real?!<br><br>And yes, £50 for the Martin fund which helps Martin gets petition material to get ADSL into his area.

[Kretin]

That £50 well spent in my books. Mervin, do you have any merchandise on sale? I really want some ionic place mats. Oh man, this is the biggest thing since rootjoose in the 90's.

[Guest]

can i have a t-shirt saying 'for *'s sake, i was being ionic', a coffee mug, and a dish with a picture of you, eating a dish of cereal (looking as if you've been momentarily distracted by the picture being taken), at the bottom. you're right kretin, this is going to be bigger than harry portly.  :)

[Ionic_Storm]

*Blushes*<br><br>Well I've just opened up my own "Shoot Ionic Range" just off the A12 heading North of Colchester. For only £22.50 admission you can take upto 5 shots at your favourite Martin target.. or for £51.99 you can even make your own target complete with own riffle to use.<br><br>Phone for more details.