[Lawrie]

....what shall i do?..i thought about going to bookies..buying some cds....or getting trashed with the 40 bottles of beer i got for my birthday last sunday<br>any other suggestions

[Sanjay]

Keep the 40 bottles of beer, couple of additions: mates, and a good search in the yellow pages  ;)

[Jessntell]

Sanjay, what would he want in the yellow pages? Wait no, i dont want to know  ;)

[Ionic_Storm]

Obviously to find pizza delivery.. gawd *rolls eyes*

[Jessntell]

Lol yeah that would make a lot of sense. Maybe I've got a dirty mind, but more likely its my lack of faith in the male sex.

[Ionic_Storm]

You know you are supposed to follow the joke ere

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

Invest in an ISA and keep your cash from those nasty tax men.

[Guest]

i second that!<br><br>

[Jessntell]

Sorry IonicStorm, if I was supposed to follow the joke then I mist it (what a dunce), oh well, ill be watching out for these "jokes" in the future

[Everlast]

You could buy a litre of petrol<br>