[Uglybob]

1. who is turning on your christmas lights in your town. in belfast it is Lisa Riley! and Bob The Builder (yeah a bloke in an outfit and not neil morrissey). theres bound to be about more than 5 jokes or puns featuring them 2<br><br>2. i probably said this last year but i dont give money to children in need. i would pay money though if they were never to show it on the tv again. for gods sake cher, sclub and geri miming so they can look all caring and flog their music aint my kind of charity. and who wants to see newsreaders dancing? its like the generation game without the laughs (i know sense the irony). its like them village concerts that ppl dont like but go just to look good. but they have the decency not to put it on tv unless they fall on their ass and then lisa riley can introduce it whilst trying to understand the humourous! joke on the autocue.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

we dont have lights.  >:(

[a_girl_from_mars]

Apperentley at the turning on of our Christmas lights there's going to  be Ian Van Dahl and Fragma!

[Roddy]

here, probably ken dodd again, am i right magenta??

[Lawrie]

in leeds we had: Vinnie jones, Lucas radebe, and supersister (??????) turning on the lights

[Uglybob]

supersister whose new song reached the heady heights no.50 a fortnight ago

[Everlast]

I remember last year when a council house with ridiculous lights were turned on by ex Eastender Pete Beale

[magenta]

<br>[quote author=Roddy link=board=1&num=1006005291&start=0#3 date=11/17/01 at 17:48:47]<br>here, probably ken dodd again, am i right magenta??<br>[/quote]<br><br>You know, I think you are   :-/<br><br>Top avatar  ;D ;D<br><br>

[Uglybob]

is that a random person on yours or a female member of a band ( i think it is someone from the latter category but i dont wanna embarrass myself if im wrong)

[Uglybob]

bloody thing came up twice so ill have to write something different here. in 1996 it was bill clinton, in 1997 it was zoe ball and in 1998 i think it was phillipa forrester, as you can see it went down very quickly. altho in 95 it was 2 gladiators, oh happy days, that jet was a fit bird

[Lawrie]

once hunter came to our school to tell us "dont mess with fireworks" in 96 (or 97 cant remeber) and on the same day there was pictures of him and ulrika leaving a hotel and we had a bet on who could ask him if these things in the paper were true

[jupiterlove]

In Ilkley just outside leeds....we have wait for it................... JIMMY SAVILLE!!!!!! oh baby yeah!!!! ;D

[Uglybob]

now theres a true star of showbiz

[wannabe_mrs_moyles]

i don't know who bradford's got. maybe we'll get amanda barrie  ???

[wannabe_mrs_moyles]

no no no! i've just been told it's someone from pop idol and he's 17 and he's a westlife fan. i have no idea.

[a_girl_from_mars]

Maybe its Gareth Gates?

[Uglybob]

was he the one that crouched at the start of his song, o town i think it was

[a_girl_from_mars]

No, Gareth's the one with the stutter. You're thinking of Sexual Charman or something. He was a tosser!

[Charmaine]

Gareth is the best and he so has to win!

[Guest]

Trash and myslef missed an opportunity, whilst hobnobing and networking at the BBC South West bar with variousconsequences. We should have joined the pop chart freeddom fighters and stormed the roof of debenhams, with snipers and stuff. Because Plymouth's christams lights were switched on by the horrror that is..... (Even worse than than your's mr keightley)<br><br><br>JANE McDONALD........<br><br><br><br><br>nooooooooooooooooooooo

[Guest]

The newsfolk did carry of Weapon of Choice. just to add of the levels of lynam type smoothness to our new newsreaders. Could you imagine Moira Stewart and Sir trev doing that with as much style. <br><br>the Jez Bowen man rocks, and the Sissmeister roolz....

[Guest]

oh and Wogan was drunk.<br><br>that why we watch children in Need to watch the detrioation of an Irishman live on nationl TV<br><br><br><br>Apologies for three posts in a row but I had so much to bring to the party that I forgot

[magenta]

<br>[quote author=uglybob link=board=1&num=1006005291&start=0#8 date=11/17/01 at 21:22:55]<br>is that a random person on yours or a female member of a band ( i think it is someone from the latter category but i dont wanna embarrass myself if im wrong)<br>[/quote]<br><br>Charlotte Hatherley, of Ash  ;D

[Uglybob]

good thats who i thought, but she looks different in nearly picture i see of her, shes luvvly tho

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

she looks like shes just swallowed a gobstopper.