[Uglybob]

This could be a good thing to bet on because the bookies have no clue whatsoever about music. They have installed Kate Winslet as favorite and Robbie second. THEY ARE WRONG.<br>Most skinflints buy NOW albums which features Kates song. Robbie has already released his album so whats the point on buying the single. so its left to these to fight it out. Yes your right, the novelty hits.<br><br>DJ OTZI has already been a chart-topper with the awful Hey Baby. On Sunday he looks like scoring a top 10 entry ON IMPORT ALONE. This is unprecendented. Most popular imports of the last few years have been Shaggys It Wasnt Me and Lou Begas Mambo NO.5 but they only got into the 30's. So the future looks bleak when it is officially released. His album is released on the 3rd December over here officially so thatll shift well in December. But hes releasing too early to be a Xmas No.1<br><br>HERMES HOUSE BAND is from the same stable as DJ OTZI taking a country song and raving it up. This has been ignored by Radio 1 but on every other station you cant hide from it. A very good chance <br><br>ALCAZAR with cheap video in toe and lyrics about Richard Geres tie! sample a hit from Shiela B Devotion to make a very retro but VERY CATCHY song. This will be in top 5 on Xmas chart and will in the chart for 3 months<br><br>but the biggest tip is this<br><br>THE BLAGGERS with 15 PINTS. Now no official release has been given but this will be huge especially at parties. This has all the hallmarks of classic Xmas trashy number 1 a la Mr Blobby and Shakin Stevens. But watch it disappear as quick as it appears.<br><br>call me MYSTIC UGLYBOB<br>* johnny and his peach shite<br>

[Lawrie]

a big fave is cliff (no!!!!!!!!!!!!!) but i think Ms winslet will win and she has a good voice. I hope dj otzi does not get anywhere near the charts..disgraceful  >:(

[Clare]

What about the bacardi breezer cat?

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

what about the tweenies?  :-[

[Uglybob]

they have absolutely no chance, the only chance is the week after xmas when bbc show the tweenies 6 times a day

[Everlast]

I have a sneaking suspicion that a new novelty gimmick song is gonna get it

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

woah stick your neck out there. cos thats never happened in  the past.....

[Guest]

i love uglybob's crazy current and past chart knowledge. hope you're right about no1 . you puttin money on it then bob? i'm gonna start betting on things that are dead certs like penus williams winning wimbledon last year etc.<br>

[Ionic_Storm]

Is there any hope in having a decent Christmas number 1? Seriously, what have we had the last few years? Bob the Builder.. erm.. that's all I can remember

[Chris]

I've managed to lose £30 on the last three weeks Pop Idols - the girlfriend is £20 up.<br><br>Shows how much I know.

[Guest]

Mystic peach predicts......<br><br><br>Robbie and Nicole- christmas Number 1<br>Followed by Tweenies-<br>Then Sclub 7<br>Herpes Houseband<br>Otzi's Do Wah Diddy not kill paul jones out of manfred man first<br><br><br>The stone of psychi activity has sponken<br><br>F**k Uglybob and clairvoyaint klashinkov

[Everlast]

<br>[quote author=Chris link=board=1&num=1006379975&start=0#9 date=11/22/01 at 12:34:47]<br>the girlfriend is £20 up.<br><br><br>[/quote]

[Everlast]

The girlfriend eh thats a bit sexist<br><br><br><br>only joking

[Guest]

The Tweenies everytime.  And whats wrong with bob the builder??!!!

[Matt]

Oi Everlast NO!<br><br>I'm sending the boys round for half-inching my signature...<br><br>M

[Everlast]

Well.....er well er im not apologizing for nicking it

[Guest]

yeah, best not be any bob the builder hating here.  i'll have to regulate on y'all.

[Guest]

I love Bob the Builder, but to adopt the retarded Morrissey voice (not that Morrissey all though it would be quite surreal)<br><br>I've got me drill out now<br>Hammered<br>