[Kretin]

Everybody knows that female singers in this day and age are young, booty shaking peices of skirt. It seems that the record company that employs Cher does not realise this. <br>Old, battered and riddled with arthritus Cher has deceided to make another comeback. Her lyrics display how connected she is with the record buying public:<br>'fruitiest thing on show'<br>What.WHAT! Where the * did she pull that phrase from?<br><br>If you would like to comment on acient popstars in the industry please leave your commments below.

[Uglybob]

i think she looks good for her age, plastic surgery or not. elton john has come back with a decent album. mccartney has been getting good reviews and andy williams is cool so dont knock the old uns just cos theyre old.

[Charmaine]

Personally I think she's a bit of a mess, i've just seen her on children in need, does anyone elses BBC1 keep going off?

[Guest]

I can't say mine has it seems to be fine at the moment.

[Ionic_Storm]

I've been watching CIN for years.. and i@m just sick of it now.. so I haven't even tried.<br><br>I same downstairs to get something to eat and S Club 7 were there miming... what a shame.. could have been quite funny.

[Sanjay]

Does she sing? - because all her recent songs sound really compressed and "digitalised" (yeah i know its blatant) but its kinda like us singing (by us i mean people who can't sing ) and then f*cking around with it on the pc...<br><br>Madonna's vocals on her new song "Instant - something or other" are so compressed as well.  There's just no room for young,fresh 'n' new talent  ;)<br><br>Bring on Charlotte Church anyday.

[Ionic_Storm]

Exactly Sanjay, it's like she has a reason not to sing live!<br><br>Apparently my Mum was telling me that she has some machine that does that to her voice live.. *Shrugs* I say it's to mask her crapness

[Uglybob]

i remember seeing super furry animals using that vocoder-y thing live for their song on juxtaposed with u. it was definitely live. and i also saw pulp use it, cant remember what song it was

[Everlast]

Ive seen Blackstreet use it live on stage and Ronald Trautman from the Dr Dre/2Pac California love

[jupiterlove]

someone who should stop and i mean now,...is Madonna....have never been a great fan...i'll give her the fact that she is an icon...but i'm not keen. <br>Elton John...fantastic, Paul macartneys new stuff...dubious but better than madonna....and Cher....oh dear.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

everyone over 25 should just give up now anyway. the future is youth and animation. if only the raggy dolls brought out a single. sadsack for lead singer.

[Guest]

Sensible clothes medarling Cher. A nice kneelength pleated skirt from next.. Stop looking like you're 12<br><br>However Kylie when she's fifty......<br><br>A thought to keep you going

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

kylie must be gettin on a bit now anyway.

[Guest]

Kylie is 34. I say to my missus, if you look that good when your 34 fair play.<br><br>

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

be honest if she looked that good now you'd be happier.

[Uglybob]

i cant choose between kylie and dannii now, dannii is fatter which is better but shes had surgery. oooh such choices, ill just have both.

[Chris]

I've met Kylie and Danniii.

[Uglybob]

and up close what do u think

[Chris]

kylie

[Uglybob]

did dannii look as though the plastic enforcement officers had been surveying her face with a big trowel

[Guest]

ellusive<br><br>blatently kylie wins. danni looked ming up close on t4 with that shitty 'sash' wannabe bloke she's with. i think danni should pose naked made to look like kylie as much as possible, that's a much betterway on cashing in on kylie's success. and only a bit less obvious

[Uglybob]

sorry to p on your bonfire but she already has posed nude for australian playboy. i have them

[Guest]

yeah i know, but did she pose as kylie? that'd be cool. i'm sure you have the pictures . reliable as ever i bet you turn out to be a tv/radio journalist / strip joint owner.

[Uglybob]

yeah bob stringfellow<br><br>she kinda looks like a blonde kylie in some

[a_girl_from_mars]

For people who watched the channel 4 series Secret Life Of Us (which was excellent I must add), did anybody else think that on T4 today (Friday 23rd november) that Dannii Minagoue (sp?) looked like Alex the doctor. Hmmmm....