[Guest]

I dont know what your talking about uglybob!  I was just having an innocent conversation with Stix about biscuits, thats all.  What did you think I was refuring to?

[Stickyspanner]

oO(That really takes the biscuit now!) <P>

[Uglybob]

sorry im watching too much of graham norton

[Tom_Murphy]

i'm just wondering if stickyspanner could get any funnier?

[Stickyspanner]

why?  u mean u might actually miss all this hilarity when u go and sail the seven seas?

[Guest]

Please no more...... This is really taking the biscuit.<P>However Victoria sponge vs Apple Pie. The Regal one wins methinks....

[stevotrash]

Why are you talking about chuffing chocolate treats....everybody knows that celery is where its at.

[Tom_Murphy]

phew.......just in time to stop the thread  disappearing off the page.

[Stickyspanner]

lol Tom<P>Thanks  :)<P>oO(see - he`s ok aint he!)

[wannabe_mrs_moyles]

those dairy milk tiny swiss roll things are nice. oooooh and fig rolls are great,i could live off fig rolls!

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

I know this has been focused on one issue throughout the posts but i just want to say well done to Preston without makin a new thread.

[Guest]

Without sounding ignorant, what r fig rolls?<br>

[Stickyspanner]

Fig Rolls are bits of fig wrapped in buscuit.<P>Figs are fruit btw  :)

[Tom_Murphy]

.....and they are absolutely disgusting.<P>PRESTON FOR THE PREMIERSHIP

[Uglybob]

good luck to preston

[Monkey_Racer]

thought it would be unneccessary to start a new topic to show you this, so i thought i'd try revive this thread<br> <A HREF="http://www.coffeebreakarcade.com/games/slotcars/instructions.htm#" TARGET=_blank>http://www.coffeebreakarcade.com/games/slotcars/instructions.htm#<<br>/A> <P>don't die on me now bitch, we've gotta get to 1000 posts

[Stickyspanner]

I always said monkeys were the superior species  :)<P>oO(your turn Mr Murphy)

[Stickyspanner]

kkkkkk<P><br>oO(Ooops - too busy accelerating on this racing game!!)<P>Its fantastic!!!  :)

[Monkey_LunchTime]

Can you beat the spanish parrott on difficulty level 5? <P><br>Nobody, not even god himself, can do this

[Tom_Murphy]

wanna hear somehting hilarious?<P>i want to play this game. it tells me i can't play it because i don't have a new enough version of shockwave. so i go to download the new version of shockwave. however, in doing so, i am told that i do not have a new enough version of shockwave to download the new version of shockwave. get it? it's a viscious circle that ends up meaning i can't play the game.<P>i am having a bad computer day. please someone help me:<P>i cannot download ANYTHING from the sound vault. everytime i right click on a file it tells me the file is a "html document" and not an mp3 file. even downloading the file and renaming it using my ftp client does not help. i do not have this problem with any other page on the internet.<P>help me!

[Tom_Murphy]

chris - just answer me this:<P>why are all the mp3 files connected to some kind of cgi script? i think it's because of this that i can't download them.

[Tom_Murphy]

why can't they just be normal mp3 files?<P><br>.........and welcome to the 14th page.<P> <IMG SRC="http://chrismoyles.net/ubb/eek.gif">

[magenta]

I'm having similar probs downloading the mp3s. When I click on em it tries to save as a html document anddd opens up realplayer & stuff.<br>I dunno if it's to do with the new version of IE? Which browser/version are u using?

[Stickyspanner]

Its so you cannot steal the files, other than linking to them from inside the page.<P>There is a way around it but you dont want me to tell you that  :)<P>Dont use any download managers like Gozilla though

[Mikey]

What's there to get round? Ie. Ball Headed Woman is <A HREF="http://chrismoyles.computalynx.net/mw/parody/BaldHeadedWoman.mp3" TARGET=_blank>http://chrismoyles.computalynx.net/mw/parody/BaldHeadedWoman.mp3</<br>A> <P>etc etc etc... Tom, right click on the song you want to download then click "Open in new window" - see if that works