[eb78]

Where have I been?? . o O ( can i go back? )

[Stickyspanner]

if u wish<P>at least send us a post card next time though!

[eb78]

where's the fun in that? i cant just pop back up if i send you a postcard cos u'll know i've been away!!!   <IMG SRC="http://chrismoyles.net/ubb/tongue.gif">

[Stickyspanner]

oO(Sometimes I dont even know why I bother!  :) )

[Mushroom_Man]

Actually, stickyspanner, infinity plus one is infinity. Icould prove it mathematically, but I can't be bothered, so you'll just have to believe me.

[Mike]

Prove something for me (Mushroom man)...<P>Pie . Infinty<br>-------------    =   1<br>  Infinity<P>Never understood that.. dont want a crappy answer, pie x infinty is infinity so the infities cancel out... coz thats just bull.<br>

[Stickyspanner]

Stunning attractive female + copious amounts of alcohol - inhibitions / open legs  * as many orgasms as nature allows = immense pleasure and fun  :)<P>Lets see you solve that with a slide rule and a protractor

[Stickyspanner]

i guess u aint that good at maths then  :)

[eb78]

personally i'd call that biology rather than maths, either that or u had some very strange maths teachers at your school!!

[Stickyspanner]

Well EB - erm, what can I say  :)<P>You must have been good at Biology (evil grin)

[Guest]

i'm <A HREF="http://www.mungojerry.com/" TARGET=_blank>really</A> <P><A HREF="http://www.users.globalnet.co.uk/~tones/top50.htm" TARGET=_blank>bored</A> late at <A HREF="http://mercury.beseen.com/chat/rooms/u/11815/Login.html" TARGET=_blank>night</A> and <A HREF="http://www.monkeyfooledyouwiththisone,thoughmybenotasyoucanseethelinkinthebottomleftofyourscreen.com" TARGET=_blank>can't sleep</A> <P><p>[This message has been edited by Monkey (edited 11 July 2001).]

[Guest]

. . .  <IMG SRC="http://chrismoyles.net/ubb/rolleyes.gif"> what was i thinking. <P>anyway, remembering the title of this topic, i just got an e-mail from dave. 'spose it's not chris as the title of the topic says, but it's just as good. fantastic  :)<P>

[Stickyspanner]

After a long and winding road - this thread is back on track (well sorta!)<P>Just to update - I mailed Chris again and didnt get a reply<P>It must be a conspiracy theory  :)<P>

[wannabe_mrs_moyles]

what did the e-mail from dave say?

[wannabe_mrs_moyles]

i just got one from dave that said - Dear E-mailer<P>Unfortunately I'm unable to read your correspondance at the present time<br>because I'm on holiday in Majorca, but I'll make a point of looking at your<br>message just as soon as I get back. Until then all the best, and I look<br>forward to hearing from you soon.<P>Viva Espana<br>Dave<br>x<P>he's still in london!!!<P>

[Stickyspanner]

You could go and meet him next week<P>shame hes in Spain  

[Stickyspanner]

Whoohoo @ me<P>I`ve got 17 pages now!  :)

[wannabe_mrs_moyles]

i got a reply from will!<P>now concorde's back maybe i should be the 1st passenger back on it and order them to fly me to spain to see dave and then see chris in *insert destination* and explain that what he thinks is me (ana) is not me and then he'll propose!

[Guest]

Poppy, can you re-word your last message as it makes no sense?<P>17 pages!!!

[eb78]

actually i was really crap at biology i barely passed that or science in general

[wannabe_mrs_moyles]

he thinks that he's going out with me, but actually it's ana pretending to be me so now chris is all confused and doesn't know who he's going out with and ana thinks that...i've confused myself now.

[Jimmy_Jim_Jam]

"I think it's disgusting, believing and trusting,<br>If I gave a fcuk there would be nothing for me to prove,<br>Although it's amusing, it's slightly confusing,<br>I've done all I can but her ego is still hard to move"<P>

[wannabe_mrs_moyles]

oh, very *searching for suitable word* nice

[stevotrash]

Did you know chris loves cats mrs moyles? He never stop talking about them. Your sooooooooooooooooo in there.

[Stickyspanner]

oO(Stevotrash could cause a fight in an empty house!)