[wannabe_mrs_moyles]

i remember the video. i remember shampoo (i use herbal essences or nicky clarke, it stings if you get it in your eyes, i nearly went blind last time i did it)

[Uglybob]

so thats who richard bacon beat in the audition then

[Ionic_Storm]

You mean you're supposed to use shampoo to wash your hair...?

[wannabe_mrs_moyles]

well, yup. but not the girls shampoo, they'd get all tangled up in it. just shampoo of the bubbly kind.

[Uglybob]

they were ugly werent they and big in japan but then so is self humilation game shows

[Tom_Murphy]

they are still massive in japan. we don't realise how big crappy bands can get in the far east. i know i sometimes tend to embellish stories, but i swear this is the truth, i visited a very old fijian village while i was in fiji, mud huts and the lot, and in the evening a few of them played songs on guitars and sang. as well as traditional fijian music, the song list included:<P>atomic kitten - whole again<br>waltzing matilda<br>and.........<P>chaka demus and pliers - a long long time!<P>that is the honest truth, it's really quite depressing.

[Uglybob]

1. true or false - mc hammer has had a uk number 1<P>2. name 5 acts who have 10 hits with beatles covers<P>3. denise van outen was in which girl group<P>4. who spelt the f-word out on zoe balls breakfast show<P>5. answer was sclub7 dont stop movin<P>6. answer was old pop in an oak<P>7. mark owen, robbie williams, gary barlow, name the other 2<P>8. stereophonics were originally called t.l.c, what do the letters stand for<P>9. name the 2 members of shakespears sister<P>10. what was the name of the song and entrant of the uk's eurovision flop<P><br>there you go<br>

[Lawrie]

i know the phonics used to be called `the band in which kelly jones tries to `sing` ` but the stereophonics sounded better.....................i remeber fancying both the girls out of shampoo which is REALLY scary..and i have to admit i quite liked daphne out of daphne and celeste..VERY scary

[Uglybob]

which one was daphne<br>

[Lawrie]

The one with the gingery hair

[stevotrash]

page 20, the rollercoaster of off beat topics contines carrer out of control.

[Tom_Murphy]

these questionnaires are boring anyway. let's discuss global warming.

[Ionic_Storm]

The globe warms us up, yep that's about right.. global warming. I'm so clever  <IMG SRC="http://chrismoyles.net/ubb/biggrin.gif">

[Ionic_Storm]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Ten pages - i suggest 20- where's your ambition man<HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>Johnny Hoare - Page 6<P>Wow...

[Ionic_Storm]

Lets up these pages  :)

[Ionic_Storm]

Lets up these pages  :)

[Guest]

yeah but did you know its because ages ago the planet mercury came from within either saturn or jupiter, passed us on its journey to its inner orbit, and caused the earth to crack rather like an egg (hence the massive crack running around the earth mostly taken up by what is know as the mid atlantic ridge). The, then incredibly hot mercury, caused us to come out of the ice age and our polarity to reverse - as shown by rock dating etc. The heating from this effect has caused us to warm up from this point onwards and will eventually die down. "global warming" is thermodynamic nonsense. . . . yeah right i believe that stuff(!) maybe. . .<P>can we discuss the euro now?

[Ionic_Storm]

This is a time where you WANT double posting...

[Ionic_Storm]

Bloody hell, where did you come from?! I was happily wasting away my life, and then you went and taught me something!

[eb78]

hmmm the answer to 7 is Jason Orange and Howard someone or other<br>the 2 members of shakespeares sister are siobhan fahey and marcella detriot (not sure on spelling)<br>oasis are one that have done a cover of a beatles song <br>wasnt the group that flopped for eurovision like the ones who did walking on sunshine? no that it matters most of them were crap

[Stickyspanner]

EB`s back on form with her musical talents.<P>Tori Amos, Godhead, Oasis, Micheal Jackson - they all did Beatles Covers as well  :)<P>My rants are over now - I`m away to tear my network to bits and reroute all my cabling - back in a year or 5  :)

[Tom_Murphy]

global warming could be the product of increasing levels of carbon dioxide in the stmosphere. while aerosols etc. may contribute a small amount to this, carbon dioxide levels have in fact been rising steadily since the earth was formed anyway, as can be seen in fossilised plants and animals.

[Tom_Murphy]

yes, that's right, stmosphere. it's like the atmosphere but with a spelling mistake.

[Ionic_Storm]

*Looks studius and takes notes* stmosphere.. got it.

[wannabe_mrs_moyles]

i had a shower instead of a bath and saved water! i have done my bit! is having a shower instead of a bath saving the earth or just saving water?