[Uglybob]

yeah someone please explain the wardrobe joke, i dont understand it. did you see tracy shaw on skinner last night, i think ive found someone thicker than donna air

[no_cookies_monkey_man]

i think it was meant to be one of those jokes which purposely aren't actually jokes, but try to make you think they are. you confusion and, perhaps foolish, expectations are from which the humour rises.<br><br>or it could be that i just dont get it either. but that would be the point now wouldn't it <br><br>example for those confused<br>in year nine i noted that a particular member of our 'cru' always laughed at any joke in a ridiculously over the top stylee. so we plotted a joke to tell him.<br>'right, chris, i got this great joke. a monkey goes up to an ice-cream van, and the man says 'what do you want?' the monkey replies an ice-cream with two flakes!!!!'<br>the person who eventually told it added tons of detail at the last minute and made the joke a couple of minutes long.we all laughed at the end, and, despite it being intended to have no punchline, the guy obliged to crack up laughing. what a fool

[Sanjay]

any 'cru' would not be a 'cru' nor would it be complete without a 'goose' in the pack

[Charmaine]

How many posts do I have to have to get 3 stars?

[Ionic_Storm]

*Crowd yells* I don't know, how many posts do you have to have to get 3 stars?

[Guest]

he's behind you<br><br>

[Uglybob]

i believe that to be 250 posts but dont do a jonny hoare on us

[Gordon_the_Cromag]

the wardrobe joke is jus meant to be funny because its stupid

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

what a let down that was....... ???

[Guest]

Does anyone know the name of that new track Chris is using for his backing track now?  :P

[a_girl_from_mars]

No. Just going back to the origianl topic of the thread...<br><br>If one of us happens to e-mail Chris and there is a possibility the e-mail could be read out, should we mention this website in the e-mail or will it ruin things as too many people will know we are here and ruin the board?

[Ionic_Storm]

.............<br><br><br>I'm watching the National Television Awards!  ;D

[Guest]

Well more people...........hmm well we are here now so we are like the masters of this place. Plus the likely hood of an e-mail getting read out and this site is not very likely anyway but still saying that you can always just have a go.  :P

[Uglybob]

only one person tho do it because it will look set up if they get about 10 emails endorsing this place

[Guest]

so who do you propose we appoint as messenger?<br><br>

[Guest]

Somebody who has not sent any E-mails to Chris before.

[Ionic_Storm]

*Shifts his feet forward and clears his throat*

[Stickyspanner]

Poppy!!!!<br><br>Look at the state of Martin now! what have you done to him

[wannabe_mrs_moyles]

hehe, sorry! well that's me out...i've sent him loads of e-mails telling him that i want to marry him...and stuff.

[a_girl_from_mars]

I wasn't suggesting somebody should send an e-mail, I was just interested.

[Lawrie]

emails what are them?..i dont get many i dont have many friends!!..lol..i do...really

[Ionic_Storm]

Aw, don't be ashamed Loz.. I don't have many friends! I rarely get emails...

[a_girl_from_mars]

I had about 86 emails, 60 of which I hadn't read.<br>I went onto my account today and every single one has gone and there is no trace of them in the trash can. >:(<br>

[Guest]

i have no emails. i feel sad. i'm a sad panda.  <br><br>kk-still no reply from will

[becki the llamas bra]

no1 email mails me either not even my boyfriend ....grrrrrrrrrr snarl adn stuff that makes me sound angry<br><br><br><br>sum1 email me ....nething porn,pics, nice comments mailto:[email protected]