Off-topic chat. May contain offensive language or images.
By MacGlumpher
#119832
I don't care where she's from - they all speak the same language when they get a hold of my prized possession.
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#119980
your 50 metre swimming certificate? i hear that confused sound is universal.
By MacGlumpher
#119981
no, my knob.

I was trying to be polite.
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By Nablo.
#119984
Yeah I hear it's a lovely door knob, isn't it made out of Oak.

No need to be polite it's not that unusual lots of people have door knobs as well.
By MacGlumpher
#119986
Is there something wrong with you?
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By Nablo.
#119989
Not that I'm aware of thanks.
By MacGlumpher
#119990
Denial, eh?
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By Nablo.
#119992
I'd be more worried about sorting out your own personal problems if I was you, you don't seem that stable.
By MacGlumpher
#119994
What, are you a mind-reader too?

You and that Gaspode should start a company.
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#120296
ah you see i was considering that but i know what happens on 26th March 2004.
By MacGlumpher
#120340
You move out of your mum's house?
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By ~JACQUI~
#120361
you are a charmer, aincha?
By MacGlumpher
#120375
I am - I'm like the best person to come on here since August.
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By ~JACQUI~
#120383
hmm, debateable(SP?)
By MacGlumpher
#120386
What would you know? You've only just started to read my messages!
By MacGlumpher
#120387
but you will learn to LOVE me too!

Hug the RAINBOW!
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By ~JACQUI~
#120391
i was joking!

A/S/L?
By MacGlumpher
#120401
ok, what does a/s/l/ mean?
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By ~JACQUI~
#120403
age, sex (as in m or f, no "yes please" or any of that crap!), location
By MacGlumpher
#120404
ok, you first...
By MacGlumpher
#120406
Ok, what does YBE mean?

17/m/Ireland.
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By ~JACQUI~
#120407
YBE is where i am, i dont wanna elaborate on that, or some freak could hunt me down!
By MacGlumpher
#120408
that's not fair! I'm sure they could track you if they wanted anyway!