Off-topic chat. May contain offensive language or images.
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By MK Chris
#120320
Mine too, 6th October don't you know. I'll be in Amsterdam, so post dated cheques till the 8th will be acceptable... As long as they are for over £50.
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By Nablo.
#120324
I wonder why your going there then and what your spend the money on :wink:
By MacGlumpher
#120326
I want a job as window-cleaner
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By MK Chris
#120328
Nablo. wrote:I wonder why your going there then and what your spend the money on :wink:

Don't get any ideas matey, I'm going there purely to have a look at the nice windmills. While I'm there I might get a pair of clogs.
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By Nablo.
#120330
So no window shopping then?
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By MK Chris
#120335
Window shopping? As in you can look but you can't touch? F*ck that, no point in going if that's the case... Oops, I've let slip.

Actually I'm only spending one day in the Dam (actually on my birthday) but the rest of the holiday will be spent onboard the Oriana, which is apparently fecking huge. I'm going to get slaughtered... And probably thrown overboard (but I'll be making sure there are no fat birds first.)
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By Moz
#120338
I went on the Oriana a few years ago. And yeah, it is pretty big. Very nice though.
By MacGlumpher
#120377
is it a boat?

Are you too cheap to fly? It takes about an hour!
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By MK Chris
#120380
It's called a cruise.
By MacGlumpher
#120385
A cruise? Are you GAY?
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By ~JACQUI~
#120392
why would he be gay?
By MacGlumpher
#120395
because only gaylords go cruising. You can see them in the park down the road from me.
By MacGlumpher
#120417
not me either!

Just because I tell the truth it doesn't mean I'm a gay-basher!

They DO GO ON CRUISES!
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By MK Chris
#120432
MacGlumpher wrote:because only gaylords go cruising. You can see them in the park down the road from me.

I don't mean a cruise as in a cruise in a car. It's a cruiseship, on which I will get very drunk.
By MacGlumpher
#120438
yeah, and probably end up with some dutch ladyboy or something.
By Sheep
#120629
can i ask why you have nothing good to say about anyone?
By MacGlumpher
#120631
NO, don't be CHEEKY!
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By Sidders
#120814
What happened to ZAQAZ anyway?
By MacGlumpher
#120825
I'd rather stick red hot POKERS in my eyes actually!
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By ~JACQUI~
#121030
Sidla wrote:What happened to ZAQAZ anyway?


i wondered that as well, he always PM'd me before summer, now he's vanished. to tell you the truth, I'd forgotten bout him after my first day back!
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By Nablo.
#121049
He has joined the RAF and so he will never return :cry:
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By Adam
#121054
So he must be at RAF Halton? What was he planning as his trade?

Good luck to him :)