[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

1. picking your nose
3. finding fluff in your belly button
3. not being french
6. watching rain drops race down a window
9. watching flies mating
8. seeing people fall over
4. overtaking a tractor at speeds much faster than necessary
2. messing with peoples heads
7. eating food with your fingers
10. cutting down a tree.

[MK Chris]

4. overtaking a tractor at speeds

I overtook a Ferrari on the M1 the other day. I found that satisfying.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

yeah but the point is you overtake a tractor doing 10mph at 80mph its great...

[MK Chris]

I'll have to try it next time I see one with a farmer I don't know driving it.

[Adam]

something wrong with your top ten there...

1

2

3

4

5

6

7

8

9

10...

[Sheep]

1. picking your nose
3. finding fluff in your belly button
3. not being french
6. watching rain drops race down a window
9. watching flies mating
8. seeing people fall over
4. overtaking a tractor at speeds much faster than necessary
2. messing with peoples heads
7. eating food with your fingers
10. cutting down a tree.

yea, why arent they in order?

[Moz]

And why are there two 3s and no 5.

Is this all to do with messing with peoples heads?

[Sheep]

now im confused...

[MK Chris]

2. messing with peoples heads

Yeah, guessing that has something to do with it. Jeez, and I'm half pissed already...

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

who would have though topher was the brains on here? not me. or my little elf friend. hes called fred. hes green. his breath smells.

[MK Chris]

Ya see that's why I come on here, some of the people on here make me look intelligent.

[Sidders]

Oh come on... at least I didn't have to ask.

[Sam]

I just assumed that Gaspode can't count.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

can you count sam? although to be fair being a wolves fan you only have to remember the number 1.... 1 goal.... 1 point.... division 1.....

[Adam]

now im confused...

you get the easily dont you? best see you doctor.

[kendra k]

shouldn't gaspode be able to count? if not, he's a crap accountant.

[Adam]

i was gonna say that, but then again some are.. how they get into accounting is passed me..

ho hum.

[Morals]

No worse than the maths in a story in todays Mirror:

"In his six years at his bungalow, Albert's bill has more than doubled from £770 to £1,360."

Riiiiight....

[Adam]

Oh well - these Journos have Good English - not so Good maths skills.

[Moz]

Or the terrible joke that my accoutancy teacher used to tell.

There are 3 type of accountant, ones that can count and ones that can't.

[Gigglyboots]

Thats just like the binary one

[Sidders]

What's the binary one again?

[kendra k]

it's a joke....

[Gigglyboots]

There are ten types of people in the world, those who understand binary, and those who don't...It's done its rounds here.

[Sidders]

Oh yeah, that was it. I knew it was a joke, I just forgot it.

It should be written 10 too, otherwise it doesn't make sense.